Enjoy! LoL! I just split up my story, leaves it more suspenseful! LoL!

"Everyone, give a hardy welcome to John Doggett," said Jerry pointing to the entranceway yet again. Audience applauds and Doggett runs out and tries to hit Mulder, but Steve catches him on time.

"You B ! How could you screw him you whore? I knew you'd do this!" screamed Doggett as he looked over her and pointed.

"Pfft! Fox is good. He knows what I want and we love each other, get over it," said Reyes and smiles.

"That's right! Have sulky Scully over there," said Mulder as he pointed at Scully. Scully gave him the evil eyes and then the finger.Reyes and Mulder made-out for a good half minute while Doggett kept yelling and Steve held him back.

"Okay, okay, listen, obviously there is some tension, but you all have to try and work through it," said Jerry and the audience nodded in approval.

"I don't want to," said Reyes and crossed her arms "The two of them can jump off a fucking bridge."

"Before we wrap up the show, does anyone have anything they have to say? Lets start with you Dana," said Jerry smiling.

"I though you loved me, after all these years," said Scully whiping her red nose with a Kleenex.. Mulder shrugs and gives an 'oh well' look and Scully starts crying AGAIN ( who knew she was SUCH a cry baby).

"Your turn Fox," said Jerry.

"Sorry Dana, too bad, but Monica knows how I like it. No hard feelings after all these years," said Mulder smiling with a smug look on his face. Reyes laughs and they kiss again.

"Monica?"

"Well Jerry all I have to say is I'm sorry that John is like humping a dog…a dead dog," said Reyes smiling and gave Doggett an evil grin.

"Fucking bitch! Go fuck yourself!" yelled Dogget

"Better than fucking you!" yelled Reyes back and Mulder laughed.

"Ok well be back for audience remarks and my final thought right after these messages," said Jerry. Commercials.

"Ok, were back, it's time for audience remarks or questions." Jerry walks over to a woman and puts the microphone to her mouth.

"Ok, well ladies, I think Fox is too hot for either of you and I think Dana deserves better," said a black lady in the back and the audience claps. Scully smiles and shakes her head in agreement. Mulder rolls his eyes and Jerry walks over to a guy.

"Well that Dana looks hot, but that Monica looks like a guy in drag. Dude what the hell were you thinking?" asked a younger guy near the front of the stage. Reyes gets up and runs towards the guy and Steve holds her back.

"Come here and say it bitch!" yelled Reyes as she held up her fists. Audience laughs.

"Okay well our time is up and my final thought is that no matter the love triangle. Its easier to deal with it and figure out who's sleepin' with who then to pretend it's not happening," said Jerry laughing. Audience applauds and cheers.

"Well until then, take care of yourself and each other. Goodbye, everybody !

End

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