Chapter 7: My Hermione

Rita: "Miss Granger, what is it like to be Head Girl?"

Hermione: "It's quite wonderful, an honor really. For six years I worked for the spot and I achieved it."

Rita: "Mister Malfoy, do you like working with Miss Granger?"

Draco: "Of course, she is an amazing woman, in fact so amazing that I decided to make her mine."

Rita: "Miss Granger, that smile is quite large, care to explain what Mister Malfoy is talking about?

Hermione: "What… Draco is talking about is that we are a couple now, boyfriend and girlfriend."

Rita: "Wow, that is quite a shock, pureblood and muggle born. How do you parents feel about this? Mister Malfoy I understand your father has been released from Azkaban?"

Draco: "Hermione's parents are ecstatic about us, they truly like me. Yes, my father has been released, and my mother absolutely adores Hermione, my father… is learning to live with it."

Rita: "I see, Miss Granger that is quite an outfit you have on, may I ask where it came from?"

Hermione: "Of course, it came from Draco, all his doing. It doesn't look half bad coming from a guy, huh?"

Hermione certainly didn't seem to think so, from the look on her face.

"She looks happy, don't you think?" She doesn't look happy! She looks… unsatisfied!

"Nope, doesn't look the least bit happy."

"Oh Puh-Lease! Don't be so thick! She looks ecstatic to be with Malfoy." What's she on about? I've clearly said she doesn't look happy and that should be it!

"She ought to be with me, I'm better for her!" She looked at me for two seconds before busting up.

"Yah right, you blew her off in sixth year." She looked over to the guy across the room and snarled at him, he was walking over.

"You read the paper yet mate?" He asked me showing me the paper he held in his hand, when he finally reached the two of us.

I waved mine in front of me, "Sure have," I nodded my head towards the girl, "She thinks she looks happy." His eyes scanned over her and mumbled something.

"What was that?" He looked at me with sadness and said:

"She doesn't even know what's good for herself, she has no right to say what is for 'Mione."

"Sorry, I figured the two of you disliked her."

"What would that have to do with it?" Chicks, I swear.

"Well Ron, she cheated on George with Harry here, who denies everything and Harry cheated on me with her. I hate him, you two hate her, I'm getting back at both of you." I wonder if she knows she doesn't make sense…

"Whatever Ginny, lay off the muggle drugs that Collin has been passing around." I motioned for Harry to follow me and walked out of our common room.

"What do you think Ginny is on?" I asked Harry as we were walking down the halls wandering aimlessly.

"I dunno, I think we ought to just ignore her." He couldn't look at me in the face, so he stared very intently at the floor.

"Harry, it's okay to tell me you're upset, I know you really liked my sister." But you liked Hermione better sick bastard.

"I did, but she didn't get the forgiving trait from your father like you and George did. You two forgave me, she didn't. How can I like someone who won't even forgive me?" Who said George and I forgave you?

"Well well well, lookie at what we have here. Potty and Weasel." A voice from behind us said.

We turned around sharply to find the one and only; Draco Malfoy. He was standing with the Zabini queer and our beloved Gryffindor slut. (he's changed his attitude towards her b/c he's angry, it happens a lot in this chapter, he's moody)

"What do you want ferret? Some kitty food?" I mentally laughed, I can still see Malfoy as a ferret as clearly as I could when it happen three years ago.

"If I wanted cat food, I would go between Granger's legs." Huh? Between Hermione's… legs?

"Malfoy you sick fuck!" I looked over to Harry who was shaking with anger.

"What's wrong Potter? We all know you've already been there, what's so bad about me doing the same?" What the hell are you talking about? Someone clue me in here.

"Because I know you're cringing inside right now just from holding her hand. No way in hell would you ever touch her with your mouth, especially there." Malfoy looked a little taken aback but recovered quickly and grabbed Hermione.

"Let go of her! She's not yours!" Even if I don't get this argument, I don't want him touching Hermione.

Malfoy leaned down towards Hermione's neck and actually started nibbling it! He moved toward her ear and whispered something into it. How dare he! I should be whispering sweet little nothings into her ear. No, George should be.

"Oh! Yes, God Draco!" What the fuck? She's liking that disgusting torture? He doesn't even seem to know what he is doing! I mean his hands are moving down her back to her arse pulling her closer to him, forcing her nether region to grind right up against his ferret balls.

"Ahh…" She really likes it… I doubt that though, that moan was a lot quieter, more like a whimper. Why is her leg doing that? Should it be going up and hooking around his waist? There goes the other leg! And Zabini too… I wonder why he left… He's gay! He shouldn't have left… at least he out lasted Harry who walked off when she called out Malfoy's name. Hey! That bite mark is still there… wow, she has got one great neck. It would be amazing if ferret boy's germs weren't all over it! How is her head not snapping off? If it goes any farther back Malfoy will have to take her to St. Mungo's, although she doesn't seem to notice, her fingers are wrapped into Malfoy's hair. I'm amazed she hasn't been hexed yet.

"Merlin Hermione." That's it! I don't want to see anymore, I'm leaving.

As I was walking off to find Harry I looked back to find Hermione shoved against the wall and snogging Malfoy as if she couldn't get enough of him. Fucking slut, I need to owl George about this.

"Is he gone?" I certainly hoped so… I turned my head carefully nibbling on her neck and saw that he was gone.

"Yup!" I dropped her on her arse.

"Oof! Sir, was that really necessary?" Sure was, I'm gonna be decontaminating myself for months.

"Just shut up mudblood."

"Sir, I will but you might want to take care of yourself in the bathroom, that boner could knock a dwarf's eye out." What's she talking about, I don't have a boner… even if I did, it would be well concealed. So I looked down and realized what she was talking about.

"What gives? Both you and Blaise are sick pervs!" I pulled a quill out of my robe's pocket and held it to her face. "See, no boner, just a quill."

"Sorry sir, didn't know, all I know is that I think I've got a permanent mark on my arse now!" Complain, complain. I'm gonna learn to tune her out someday…

"Whatever Granger."

"Hey sir, come back to my room with me." What's she on? Is the whole school infested with muggle drugs?

"Mudblood, you may have liked that, but I certainly did not. If your so turned on, have a galleon." I flipped a gold coin at her, "and buy a muggle sex toy, Pansy seems to think very highly of them. Were she here I think she would suggest the finger one. You slip it on your finger and it vibrates, need I say more?

"Malfoy, you sick pig! I wouldn't take your money for sex toys, I'd rather fuck Blaise who is gay than do that! Also, I wanted you to come to my room so I could give you a book full of cleaning spells. Fucking pig…" I'm having a terrible influence on this girl, and I'm loving it.

"First off Granger, it's sir, second Blaise is straighter than Dumbledore's beard, third, lead the way to your room." I love the look she gets when she's confused.

She nodded her head slowly still trying to figure out what I just said to her and led the way to her room slowly. I had to steer her away from a wall or two and even help her up the stairs so she wouldn't kill herself. She was so dazed she couldn't figure out how to open her own door, she's lucky I remembered!

"What's wrong with you Granger?" I said shaking her when we got into her room.

"He's really not gay?" Is that what she's so freaked about? I'd have figured it was my good looks. A guy can hope right?

"For Merlin's sake Granger, did you not figure it out when he asked you to go with him?"

"No, I figured you put him up to it, so I would look bad around here." Too smart for her own good.

"I don't know about you Granger…"

She didn't respond to be, but went over to an immensely organized book shelf and pulled out a monstrous book that looked never ending.

"Why is it so big?" She laughed at me before talking.

"Because it's filled with every cleaning, disinfecting, and organizing spells known to the magical world." Maybe she can come in handy.

"Where did you get this from? I've never seen it before. It must be worth a fortune, no?" I looked down at the book to see if I might know the author, sure enough I do, both of them in fact.

"You and Molly Weasley made this book?"

"Of course we did, Molly knew almost every spell there was for cleaning, after all she's got seven kids, and I researched and found more spells to create that. It's one of a kind." Wow… the only cleaning spell my mum knows is scurgify and that doesn't even work, it tends to make things messier…

"Why haven't you gotten a copyright? You could publish this thing and make a fortune!"

"Why do you even care?"

"I've got a love for money, that's why I care."

"You wouldn't dare publish that under your own name, would you?" She said taking a step forward.

"No, under yours and Weasel's mum." She continued walking towards me.

"Why? What would you get out of it?" Isn't that obvious?

"Fame."

"Fame?"

"Fame."

"Don't you already have that?" She stopped walking towards me, but continued to talk. "How would Molly and I make you famous anyway."

"I'd be dating the author of a best selling author who is still completing Hogwarts."

"I should have known."

Molly,

As you know, Draco Malfoy and I are together. I'm terribly

sorry about George, although I hope he told you why it had to be. Anyhow, do you remember that book you and I created on cleaning spells, so I could keep a handle on the boys and keep them looking clean? Well Draco saw it and believes that it's brilliant and that we could make a great fortune publishing it. I was wondering would you like to publish it? Thanks for your time.

Love,

Hermione

P.S. Disregard anything Harry or Ron say about me in a hall with Draco, it was a complete misunderstanding.

I looked up from reading the note and nodded my head in approval.

"What was with the bit at the end?" She bit her lip and looked down at me.

"I don't want her thinking any less of me than she may already."

"You told the freak Weasel about us?"

"Well yes, I needed to be honest and open about it, I also didn't want him killing Harry. It's all sorted out now."

"I thought I told you to keep quiet about that."

"I'm sorry, he's bound to me, he can't tell anyone who will divulge it to someone bad." Huh?

"How the hell do you know that?"

"We made a pact, we really loved each other, we didn't want anybody finding us out when we first got together or slippage of it during our sleep. It can even withstand veriteserum." Whoa…

"How did you do that?"

"Even though he may not seem it, George is pretty powerful, and we already know I am extremely powerful."

"Oh okay. Whatever…" I started to leave her room with the book but turned around to say something."

"By the way, the ministry moved the meeting up, it's in three days." I heard something fall, but I'm not sure what. It may have been a shock, we weren't supposed to meet them until after graduation. I know what you're thinking, why did I have to make her my girlfriend so soon? Simple, to make the relationship seem serious. They will really think I'm innocent.

Heh, sorry guys! I meant to update so long ago... But alas, I'm sicker than a dog... it stinks! Also my boyfriend broke up with me, but it's all good because him and I are still extremely close friends, we still hug and kiss but it's not like we are all over each other and junk. and... I don't remember my other reasonings... but I had a lot of excuses... but yah! anywho! onto chapter five review thank yous:

JADECOWAN: Yah I liked it too, the Blaise/Draco thing is awesome, and the great thing about Blaise is no one really knows what he is like, so he can be shaped and molded anyway I want him to be and he still works.

Alenor: yah it was gross with Lucius, but I thought it was funny :D

Black Rose Black Heart: I'm so sorry I made you cry! But I'm honored to know that you felt that way. I do plan to have something extreme with Lucius go on though... I'm stoked about writing that part... such different personalities... (I just used the word stoked... :goes off to find someone to beat her:)

Sugar N Spice 522: yah... I'm somehow gonna try to get them to like each other.. somehow...

Chapter Six reviews:

Alenor: Yah staring at the wall behind him... I didn't like the excuse... I wish I could have changed it... but I couldn't think of anything else... I was stuck on that for hours one day...

Black Rose Black Heart: I'm glad you liked the twist, what confused you?

VoldemortsVeela: I'm glad you like it!

Jesska-14: Glad you think its cute... not what I was going for.. but thanks

Sugar N Spice 522: I'm glad that you don't think I write like a boy. When I questioned my friend about it she said it seems I write like a boy cause I write from guys' perspectives and it may be becaues I have all guy friends... and that guy at the mall... he knows I exist now! go me! hehe... it may have been the 'accidental' run ins at his locker that did it...

Fiona McKinnon: Is your name really Fiona? if it is you are so lucky... Anywho, yah... if someone doesn't have a stakeout on Tom Felton's windows at home... then... I don't know.. but it's wrong. The Draco Malfoy in JK's story, I'm sure that Draco woudl open his window and let it all hang out just cuz he's a pureblood

CrystalMidnightRose: I'm glad you like it. I like your name... it's so... romantic... :Tears..: Valentine's Day sucks... damn my ex! heh... sorry... still a bit emotional about our break up..

Thanks guys! also... the trivia bit... that no one guessed on... Corey Taylor was from Slipknot... and did anyone else know Evanescence broke up? I fell off the tredmill I was sprinting on during Gym when my friend Jessica told me that... and then I got back up and fell off again cause she told me her cousin was the biggest prep in school... (shes a freak like me)