Ch7
"speech"
'Thought'
The professor dragged his suit out from behind the closet as he mumbled a few curses under his lips. '430.00 for a tux, really, that's absurd. I'm an unemployed bachelor, I don't have that kind of money. I ended up going through that torment for nothing!' he thought putting his legs into his pants. He pulled up it up but his eyes popped open with a few blinks when his hands came to a sudden halt on it's way to his waist. He gave his pant a few tugs, it wasn't moving. 'I knew I shouldn't have had stake last night…' he thought to himself. he yanked on his pants as he breathed in deeply to suck his pop belly in and the pant squeezed it's way up his lag, managing to settle above in a bulky fashion. He patted himself on his belly then looked back to the mirror and grunted at the figure that stared back to him.
(Mean While)
Conan shifted his steps to the side slightly as glanced over with an amused grin sweeping across her face. She faced him a gave a wink and watched him glance back to Ran as he forced out a smile and a nod.
"They really do make a cute couple," Ran snickered.
"Even thought the fact that they're both 3 feet tall which make it rather queer, I must agree," Sonoko giggled back then walked over to the blushing boy.
"Hey there you little player," she said mockingly, flicking the boy on his forehead, "you take good care of her or you're going to have to answer to me!"
"k..kay," he smiled weakly as a sweatdrop rolled down the side of his forehead.
"Oh yea, we gotta get going," Sonoko jumped up.
"Where?" Ran asked.
"Well don't you want to see who the professor's date is?" Sonoko replied.
"OH RIGHT!" Ran giggled, "Where did he say his date was?"
"Touto Restaurant in (Checks watch) 1h 30min roughly," Conan answered.
"Alright, let's start walking. We still have some time left so we can go through a few more shops before we get there," Sonoko said cheerfully, raising a hand in the air.
"How stupid, I couldn't careless on who the professor dates," Haibara mumbled.
"Fine, you go home, I for one do want to know what the woman's face look like that would actually fall for that old geezer," Conan replied calmly.
"I think I will," she said and began to walk to the opposite direction.
(Parody from naruto. Chars may get OOC)
"Maybe she's got…fat lips…" Conan whispered, crescenting his eyes in a sly look as he side glanced back.
Haibara's steps came to an abrupt stop as the words echoed repeatedly in her head.
'One more push,' Conan thought, "Or maybe buck toothed," he called out. Ran and Sonoko were chatting happily and had not caught on to the conversation.
A sudden chill shot through the young girl as she quivered with the thought. With a cough to clear her throat, she turned around revealing a slight blush of embarasement as she whispered looking up, "come to think of it, I don't have anything to do tonight anyways…"
(End Parody)
An old man whistled as he repeatedly pulled on his pants outwards to relieve the tight squeeze it had upon his waist as he looked from side to side with a small bouquet of flowers in his arms. He checked his watch for time, 'still 5minutes early. I told her to meet me here at Touto Plaza, I wonder what she looks like…I wonder if she's a woman?' a sudden nervous thought ran through his mind. He shook the thought away with a slap on his head. Looking back down at his pop belly underneath his tuxedo, slightly fading in color from the long time of no use, he began to fidget his fingers, 'I hope she wont' run away seeing how fat I am,' uncertainties such as these ran wildly in his head.
(Back with the big group)
"Here we are, Touto Restaurant, we'll wait here until he arrives," Sonoko said as she pushed open the door.
A crowed of waitresses gathered around the door as the 4 made their way in. "Hey, those are the kids I told you about!" a voice was heard in the crowed.
Conan and Haibara sweat dropped as they looked from one side to the other at the giggling faces.
"You should have seen it, it was amazing!" "Wow, they're small," "That's so cute!" The two smiled difficultly the chattering continued.
"Ladies, let's get back to work!" a man yelled out from the back.
All the waitresses scattered back to their position as they continued to snicker. One remained at the front, "How may I help you today, little ones?" she asked, bending down to their height.
"A table for 4 please," Ran said.
"K, please follow me," the waitress said with a nod.
"Oh, and we would like a corner seat please," Ran added.
"Sure thing," she answered brightly.
(Back to the professor)
'it's 7:15 already, she's 15min late, I wonder if she's going to be here,' flips open a small piece of paper, 'her name its Toutomi Aki, she says she's going to come in a red dress,' he looked around.
A figure caught the corner of his eye as he jolted his head over then let out a gasp. An old woman came around the corner in a red dress down around the corner with a Cain to support her weight. It was an old dress, possibly from the 50th, something you would see an old woman wear in a western cowboy movie. Her face were more wrinkled than his was, and her back had developed a small hump as she paced her way over slowly.
He stood still with great disappointment as he gave a few blinks and raised an eyebrow. 'That can't be her…can it? She could almost be MY mother,' he thought to himself.
The old woman continued to pace forward, she raised her head and squinted her eyes, then with a smile, she began to move toward him.
The professor jolted up as he sweat dropped and smiled uncomfortably trying not to show his disappointment to be polite. 'That's it, no more internet blind dates,' he thought to himself.
The old woman walked up to him and with another squint of her eyes, she smiled. "Good evening," she said.
"G..Good evening," the professor answered forcing a smile to his lips. 'My first date is going to be with someone the age of my mom,' he sighed and dropped his shoulders.
"Is something the matter?" asked the old woman.
"Oh, NONONONOnononono, nothing's wrong," he said flipping up.
"Alright, anyways…" she woman started then looked around.
'When Shinichi find out about this, I bet his going to be laughing for days,' the professor sighed once more.
"Could you tell me the way to the train station please, I was on my way to my nephew's house and I forgot which road to take for the station," the old lady finished off.
"Huh?" the professor shot his head up.
"You know, the train station for JR that's around here somewhere," the old woman asked again.
"Oh, that, hohoho!" he laughed.
"What is so funny? I am but an old woman who lost her way," she said sadly.
"I'm very sorry, it is not you whom I was laughing at. It is myself, I thought you were…never mind. The train station is 2 blocks down this road to the right. You should be able to see it once you get there to the cross section," he answered.
"Thank you dear, have a nice evening," she said with a nod and walked away.
"You're very welcome, you too," the professor waved, then gave a sigh of relief. He felt a tap on his shoulder as he flipped around. "Hello," he said with a smile as he wiped the sweat from his forehead with a handkerchief.
"My name is Aki, might you be professor Agasa?" the woman asked politely.
His eyes came upon hers as he let out a gasp of shock.
(Back in the restaurant)
"Wow, his late," Sonoko said as she tapped her fingers on the table and kept her focus upon the entrance doors.
"Maybe he got stuck up," Conan snickered to the tiny girl beside him.
Haibara merely shook her head and took a sip from her milk shake and returned her gave back to her magazine she picked up from the front door.
"What?" Conan asked confused about her reaction.
She gave no reply. Conan pouted with a humph and looked back to the entrance door. Haibara gave a quick grin listening to the growling of the shrunken detective then continued to read the article upon her magazine.
"Hey look, I think that's the professor out the window, walking this way," Ran pointed.
"I think you're right," Sonoko replied. All eyes turned to the front door. Even Haibara had put down her magazine to observe the on coming event.
'Is she fat liped?'
'Or perhaps buck toothed,'
The door creaked open as the two walked in. A gasp escaped the four's lips as their eyes widened at the woman behind.
(Commercial door closes)
(Author: I was going to end it here but then I thought you guys were waiting for this chapter for a long time and since I did say I was going to end the story this chapter, here's the remainder.)
(Commercial door opens)
Sonoko sat with her jaw hung down, speechless, Conan and Ran just stared with occasional blinks to refresh their dry eyes. Haibara glanced with a surprised look upon her face.
"Th..That can't be her…can it?" Sonoko said shaking as she pointed a finger.
"The contrast is amazing," Conan gasped.
"Wait a go professor," Ran cheered in a whisper.
"Amazing," was Haibara's one word reply.
A beautiful young lady trickled behind the white heard tubby professor. Agasa blushed slightly as they were led to their table. From his jacket's inside pocket, he pulled out a small piece of paper, took a quick glance then put it back.
'A cheat sheet…' Conan laughed in his mind.
He pulled the chair out and invited the woman to sit down. Her soft tanned skin firmly outlined her feminist figure. Her long silky brown hair were cut short to just below her shoulders connecting her head smoothly to the hourglass shape of her body. She gave a short bow in thank you as she took her seat and smiled back at the old man through her rose petal lips. Her crystal green eyes scanned the restaurant, watching the stars that hung above with glimmering joy.
"She looks no more than late 20th to early 30th," Conan said.
"Wow, his hit the jack pot on this one," Sonoko giggled.
"But how long will it last?" Ai cut in.
"Eh?" the three turned their attention to her as she picked up her magazine once more.
"What I mean is, how long can he keep such an attractive YOUNG lady with him. I mean, I'm sure I'm not the only one that noticed their contrast," she said coldly.
"Come now, don't say things like that," Ran laughed weakly, "Maybe…"
"It's a fairy tale world then," Ai chuckled.
'Wow, she's got a dark side to her…' Sonoko raised an eyebrow.
The professor opened the napkin and took out the utensils laid neatly inside. 'Knife on the left or knife on the right…the left, yea that's it, the left!'
'Wow, his been studying hasn't he,' Conan gave a small laughter then swallowed to stop any further noise. From where they sat, they saw a giggle from the woman's face.
"He got a laugh!" Sonoko cheered.
The soup came to the dates as they licked their dry lips, ready to dig in. "Smells wonderful, what is it?" the woman asked.
"it is our special clam chowdi'ar, served with 3 different types of vegetables, bezel, and a small tinge of parmesan cheese for an exquisite taste," the waitor replied adding a French accent to his voice.
"Great," the professor said putting his hands together.
"Enjoy your dinner," the waiter smiled and went to the back.
(In the back)
"Hey, isn't that the old guy that was here last time with the legendary couple?" asked the waiter.
"Now I've seen everything," replied the cook looking out the window, "I thought I'd seen everything with those two kids but this is just…great! I'm glad I chose to work in this place," he laughed.
(Back out side)
A roar of laughter erupted from the kitchen which was quickly followed by a shush.
"Oh, your hair is about to…" the professor called, "…too late."
The woman looked to the side and found a bit of her hair was taking a sip from her soup. "Oh dear…" she answered.
"Here let me get that for you," the professor said picking up his napkin.
(At the table of 4)
"Gasp! His leaning forward! Is he going to…" Sonoko blushed as she stuck her neck out to get a closer look.
"That can't be, they just met, no one moves that fast," Ran laughed.
"But look, she's leaning in too now!" Sonoko pointed.
Haibara glanced over from curiousity that she tried to hide under her poker face.
'Hey hey, how old do you think you are,' Conan thought as he leaned forward and raised an eyebrow.
The two figures leaned closer and closer, their eyes met as the professor extended a hand to his date's hair.
"His touching her hair!" Sonoko said wide eyed.
"I can see that," Ran replied.
A large man came to the table in front of them, blocking their view of the scene.
"Ok, now I can't see," Ran said. Sonoko reached her neck to all directions trying to see the conclusion of the scene. She kneeled upon her seat to get a higher view.
"So..Sonoko…get down from there," Ran called embarrassed on her friend's nosiness.
"Hey I can see them, it looks like his stroking her hair!" Sonoko said growing in excitement as she leaned forward. Her laughter were quickly cut short as she noticed that she was gaining moment.
"EH!" Conan and Ran extended their arms to prevent the nosy teen from falling but it was too late.
(Crash)
The leg of the chair had caught itself on the table and flipped it down, spilling their drinks all over the color with a series of loud clunks as the blond teen fell on the marble floor with a loud thud. The Three figures dashed to her side after dodging the splash of their drinks to see if she was okay.
"Sonoko, that's what you get for being too nosy," Ran gave a sigh.
A crowed had gathered around them to see what was going on. Amongst them, two familiar figures.
"S..Sonoko-kun, and Ran kun! And Sh…er..Conan-kun and Ai-kun!" the professor gasped. 'I guess I should have known they would follow me here,' he let out a disappointing sigh.
"You know these people?" the woman asked.
"Y..yea," he answered dropping his shoulders.
The 4 smiled nervously, "Hiii…?" she said weakly, peeping up at the anger that built in the professor's eyes.
"Would you guys like to join us? It's always fun with more people right? Right Agasa-san?" asked Aki.
"Oh..r..right!" the professor replied.
(Few moments later)
"Hmmm, so you guys got to know each other when you found out that you both loved science," Ran nodded.
"Yes, I took great interest in his theories on science and some of the inventions he says he was working on," Aki smiled.
"Excuse me," Sonoko said shyly, avoiding direct eye contact.
"Yes?" Aki glanced over.
"May I ask…um…uh…" Sonoko stuttered.
"How old I am?" Aki finished off.
"Y..yea…" she said rubbing her head.
Aki smiled confidently. "I'm 50years young," she said cheerfully.
"50!" 4 simultaneous exclaims shot in the rastaraunt.
"Yes," she laughed at their shock.
"But you're…you're…" Ran chocked.
"Bowflex, it's a wonderful thing," she said with a wink as she raised her arms, "For less than 20min a day, 3 times a week, you can be what you want to be in just 3 short month," she finished off mimicking the infomercial.
"i.i.i.i. seee..." all 4 stared at her features, stunned, waiting for their brains to glide back to reality.
The End…
Epilogue
"So prof, how did you like your first date?" Conan asked.
"I would have liked it better if you guys didn't stick your nose in the middle," he replied crossing his arms.
"Hey, we said we were sorry," Conan replied.
"Yea yea, but she says she had fun and she said that she would love to go on another one again sometime so I guess things turned out for the better," the professor smiled.
"For you maybe," Conan sighed.
"Huh, what do you mean?" the professor glanced at the small boy.
"Conan-kun, let's go home," Ran called, "You gotta get up early tomorrow for Ai-chan," Ran called from the door.
Conan let out a long sigh as the professor looked down, full of "?" in his head. Ai, sitting at the table beside, let out a small amused giggle and watched the shrunken detective give her a glare. "So long…honey," she laughed in a sheepish way.
"Honey?" The professor glanced down.
"Heh..heh..heh…" Conan laughed angrily, "What could you possibly gain from all this?"
"2 things, 1. I get to see you squirm as Ran-san force you to do the things I ask you to.
And 2. I get some alone time with you." She said.
"Haibara…do you…" Conan gasped.
"Don't get me wrong there you naïve little detective. I need to run some tests and I rather stick a hole in you with the needle then myself all the time for blood samples," she chuckled.
The End…
The End for profs first date, did you enjoy it? Did you like it? Epilogue marks the start of the sequel. Please review if you think I should write it. I wrote it in the epilogue to see if you guys think it's a good, humorous plot to see if I should write it or not. If you think yes, it can be funny, then please tell me in reviews.
Crystal Snowflake: Ooo, I have a fan! Conan/Ai is so funny, I like'em too.
Great Detective: What do you think of the idea that I told you about in this chapter, should I write the sequel?
Fanfic Mania: Maybe not all day this day but there's more teasing if you think I should write sequel lol.
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