The Explanation

Disclaimer: I don't own Snow White characters (I don't know who does, but whatever… Just don't sue me.)

"A couple of weeks ago, my dear frog friend Villefort disappeared. My fellow frogs and I simply couldn't find Villefort around the pond. We searched everywhere for him, but we came to the conclusion that some poor young lady probably kissed him, turning him back into a Prince. You should know that he was an extremely ambitious frog, and he would do anything to get his hands on a fortune similar to what he had once had. It was a few days later, that I heard from a friend of a friend of a friend (you get the picture) that Snow White was the Princess who had given Villefort the curing kiss. After spending the last two weeks hopping to this castle, hoping to find a Princess here to kiss me, I saw Villefort as a human outside of these castle gates.

"He was nearly unrecognizable as a human, especially since I had only known him as a fellow amphibian. But there is one characteristic I noticed about this human, he had a strange habit of sticking his tongue out when a fly passed by. Through a hole in the bottom of the wall, I watched him carefully, as he talked with Snow White. They had flirted with each other for nearly an hour. His actions confirmed that he was indeed the strange, ambitious Villefort that I knew. Suddenly, they stared horrified at a window, but it was difficult for me to see what they were looking at: a frog's eyes aren't too reliable.

"Anyway, I saw Villefort jump over the castle wall, onto his brown mare, which he had probably stolen. I attempted to follow him as he galloped away, and luckily he hadn't traveled very far, perhaps only a hundred yards. I caught up with Villefort, just as he was changing clothes. (Why are you blushing so, Queen Eliza?) Anyways, he wasn't changing into Prince-like clothing; he was changing into a hunter's clothes, which he had probably stolen along with his horse.

"I stared at him for a while; he seemed to be waiting for something. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw a sweet, beautiful lady stumble on a patch of daffodils. She was carrying a large bag, filled to the brim with extravagant dresses. I suddenly realized that she was Snow White!

"'Who are you?' Snow White asked, apparently unaware that the man standing in front of her was her lover.

"'I'm a hunter sent by Queen Eliza to kill you. And to put your heart," Villefort unusually deep voice lied, as he pulled out a box from his belt, "in this!" His other hand reached for his dagger—"

The Queen suddenly exclaimed, "Noo! Snow, I—"

"Hush up! I'm not finished with the story, you dimwit!" the frog answered to the stark white Queen. She sat down, realizing that there was no way that she could help her daughter if she rushed off without the information. The frog cleared his throat, "Villefort pulled it out threateningly, but just as he was about to deal her the death blow, he stopped and dropped the dagger. 'You must run away,' he had told her fiercely, 'You must run away, or the Queen will get you!'

"Snow white had simply followed his instructions and had rushed off with her bag into The Forest of Illusions. I rushed here as soon as I could to tell you the news…"

"You didn't go chase her!" the Queen rudely interrupted, although she was extremely relieved to hear her stepdaughter had gotten away from the murderous Villefort.

"Of course not! It would have been foolish to not come and tell you! Besides, I need something…" his green frog lips smirked.

The Queen grimaced. This frog won't get even a peck of a kiss from me, if that's what he's thinking about…

"Oh, don't worry, Madame. A kiss from you is useless to me: you're just a Queen, and not a beautiful Princess." He glowered, "I command you to get one of your other daughter's here this instant so that they may kiss me and turn me into the beautiful, handsome, courageous, daring, amazing Prince I once was!"