Bridget and Eyowen

Disclaimer: I do not own "The Lord of the Rings." Or "Sponge Bob."

The white lady of Rohan was as lovely as can be,

Her uncle was the king,

And her brother had a brain full of tea.

Her love was a man in Gondor far away,

But little did she know,

There was a girl that would make her pay.

Bridget was a girl with three sisters and five brothers,

Her father was in the army,

And she had a mother.

A swirling vortex blew one day,

And she was swept to Middle Earth,

Far Away.

Farimer was playing chess with Eyowen,

When suddenly the roof caved in,

Bridget in all her glory was standing there,

"Farimer!" she cried,

The wind blowing in her hair.

This started a feud,

I fear will never end,

Bridget attacking from the left,

Bridget attacking from the right,

Eyowen could not fend.

Eyowen cried, "I fear I shall die!

For my army in running so low!"

So she hired a spy,

Who into Bridget's lines would pry.

A sea sponge earth was visiting Sam,

He discovered Eyowen's ghastly plan,

So riding a white horse,

With a pink tail,

Sponge Bob came ridding in a terrible gale.

Out hero came ridding to stop the two girls,

His helmet was shining,

And his sword glinted with pearls,

"Stop!" he called in a high crazy voice,

"You both love Farimer!

Well give him a choice!"

Farimer came out scratching his head,

"I don't want to hurt Bridget,

She is a nice kid, But if I don't marry Eyowen,

I fear I'll be dead."

So Farimer and Eyowen were wed that day,

And Bridget in terror ran FAR away.

Bridget lamented horribly so,

Until Sponge bob came and said,

"I want you to know, I love you

More than the moon and the sky,

Than Patrick, and water, and even

A Butterfly!"

So Sponge Bob and Bridget were wed,

And he was the finest sponge she ever met.

-THE END!