Happily Ever After
Disclaimer: I don't own Snow White characters (I don't know who does, but whatever… Just don't sue me.)
six months later
"OH, PRINCE PHILIP!" a melodious voice echoed through the halls of the over-decorated castle.
A handsome young lad with deep curly brown hair sauntered into the room, "Hello—NO! NOT THOSE BLASTED PAPERS AGAIN!" he yelled at seeing a stack of documents on the desk in front of his wife.
"But we have to finish all of the wedding planning! Don't you want a nice, big, traditional wedding, froggy-poo?" Snow White frowned.
"Don't you call me froggy-poo, little miss!" the Prince pursed his lips. His dark green robes made him look oddly like an oversized frog.
"But—Fine. Don't plan it. After all, you're just the stupid, old, cranky, irritable, dumb, dumb groom!" Snow White threw her pen at the floor, and her eyes began to tear.
"Don't cry, honey! It's just—Well— I—Er…"Philip shifted uncomfortably as her sobbing grew louder, "Just don't cry, honey! I'll do the papers, don't worry!" He picked up the black pen, "Here we go…Curtains, what do you want them to be? Black? Red? Blue?..."
Little did the couple know that there was another couple watching them, "So, Edmond. I guess this means a happily ever after?"
"I guess it does. I guess it does."
And everyone lived happily ever after... except for the dwarves…
"SHUT UP, DOC! This is all your fault!" Grumpy attempted to throw one of the rocks they were supposed to be smashing up at a frustrated dwarf.
"MY FAULT! You're the one who hired that stupid frog prince!" Doc threw a heavy stone, but missed Grumpy by several feet.
"Then this is all Happy's fault! HE TOLD ME TO!"
Sneezy joined in the rumble, "So –ACHOO!— you do what everyone tells you to – ACHOO!— do!"
"Ya'll don't gang up on he! Him's not him's fault!" Dopey yelled.
Happy ran into the heated argument, "You're too stupid to know what your talking about, Dopey!"
"WHY YOU!" Dopey slapped at the overly joyful dwarf. Soon, there was a large slapping fight between the seven midgets.
The guards watching the jail cell muttered to each other, "What a bunch of girly men."
"Well, I guess this means happily ever after—"
"I want to say it!"
"But—"
"AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER, THE END!"
