Lostlorenzo: I got the December 17th from my one of my friends birthday, and I think it has a nice ring. I never thought about the Lord of the Rings thing, but don't feel bad, I'm a Hobbit lover too. Thanks for the compliment on Charlie, I find his character extremely amusing, because he can say or do just about anything and it always turns out great. My mom has banned me from spoilers as well, but like you said, that doesn't really stop anything. So I guess now we can keep each other posted!
FATE: The Next Life
A Night To Remember Is A Night you'll Forget
"You ready to go?" Claire asked, turning to Kate as she walked out of the bath room. "Yep" Kate assured as she pulled on her jacket. "Kay, just let me get my coat" Claire noted, pulling it off the hanger beside the door. Charlie watched the two talk with his back agenst the front door, arms crossed over his chest.
"Hunny, you gotta move" Claire explained, looking him up and down. "But I don't want you to leave" he explained, titling his head slightly before leaning forward, pressing his lips agenst hers. Kate rolled her eyes impatiently. "Charlie...sweetie... I gotta go" She tried to convince, but every time she pulled away his lips pressed agenst hers once again.
"No" he muttered, berrying his face into her neck. "Charlie!" She gasped, becoming a bit uncomfortable with his overly affectionate behavior. "Jesus Christ" Kate muttered, deciding to take action. She grabbed the door knob and jerked it open, knocking them both back a little.
"Hunny, let go" Claire insisted, prying herself out of Charlie's arms. He pouted like a little boy as she made her way to the door. "Love you" She assured, flashing him a smile over her shoulder and giving a little finger-wave before disappearing out the door behind Kate.
"Man. What has gotten into you?" Jack questioned, rasing an eye brow at him. "I don't know" He explained bluntly. "I just...don't want to be without her, even for a second" He explained as he made his way over. "I think this whole baby thing is starting to get to me. I just love having a family. Its weird" he continued, plopping down on the couch beside Jack.
"Why weird?" Jack questioned, smiling generally. "Cause, I'm a loner. All my life, excluding the last two year and a half of it, I've been relatively alone and now I'm surrounded by people" he explained.
"Well, if I remember correctly, you hated that half of your life" Jack reminded him. "Well yeah...but it was the way I lived. Now everything different. At first I was worried I couldn't handle it, but I can. And its all so great, I don't want to miss out on any part of it" Charlie explained, grinning like a maniac.
"I know what you mean. I can't wait until me and Kate start a family so I can stop hogging yours" Jack explained, smiling at Ben who was on the floor by his feet. "Well, it may be coming sooner than you think..." Charlie noted conspicuously. "And why's that?" Jack questioned, pulling Ben up onto his lap.
"Because Kate's late" Charlie replied, stopping to snicker at his own little rhym. Jack didn't find it amusing. "What? How do you know?" Jack questioned in shock. "Believe me, I've been around pregnet women enough to know how they act. Kate is nocked up" Charlie assured.
"Oh my god...I'm gonna be a dad..." Jack mused, still to stunned to show much emotion, thou a lazy smile was spreading across his face. "Oh it gets better" Charlie explained. "It dose?" Jack raised an eye brow at him.
"Oh yeah" Charlie grinned. "How?" Jack questioned impatiently. "Because, she's not the only one..."
Liam's House:
"I'm pregnet" Michelle explained casually as she stared at Liam across the coffee table. "That's nice dear..." he muttered, paying little attention as he flipped through the pages of his magazine. "Wait..." He realized he'd herd something a little off, and looked up.
"I said I'm Pregnet, you inconsiderate jerk!" she snapped, climbing to her feet and turning her back to him. "My god, that's great!" He exclaimed, quickly moving out of his recliner and placing his hands on her shoulder.
"Don't touch me you ass whole" She exclaimed, pushing his hands off her shoulder. He smiled at her, unable to contain his excitement, even if she was being all bitchy. "Whip that stupid grin off your face! You think this is funny?" She was saying, turning to him furiously. "I love you" he beamed, pulling his arms around her whole body so that she couldn't move.
"Oh get off...get off I can't breath...Liam, cut it out" She tried to wiggle out of his hug, but he simply snuggled agenst her. "Ugh...I hate you, you know that" She told, pressing her forehead agenst his. "I know" he grinned, and gave her a quick peck. "So are you positive about this?" He questioned, still grinning like an idiot. "No...I'm going to the doctors this afternoon" she explained unenthusiastically. "I'll drive" he suggested.
"like hell you will"
Hospital:
"How do you feel?" Claire questioned from her chair in the corner. "Uncomfortable" Kate answered from her spot on the little paper table, awaiting the Gynecologist.
"Ha. Now you know how I feel once a week, and its even worse because its Jack doing the doctoring" Claire exclaimed. Kate smiled suggestively, showing she wouldn't mind. "Oh, gross" Claire muttered in disgust.
"What? Theres nothing wrong with playing doctor every once and a while" Kate grinned teasingly. "Ew...great, now I have to throw up. I'll be right back" Claire sighed, slowly rising out of her chair and heading down the hall. She was about half way to the bathroom when she literly bumped into someone.
"Oh, sorry." She apologized, looking up at the nervous man. "Liam?" she questioned, in surprise. "Claire, what are you doing here?" he questioned. "I'm pregnet. What are you doing here?" She questioned, in a 'duh' sort of way.
"Michelle's pregnet" he grinned excitedly. Claire's jaw dropped. "Her two!" She exclaimed before realizing what she was saying. She quickly covered her mouth, as if she could shove the words back in. "Why, who else is pregnet?" He questioned in confusion. She thought quickly. "Me, silly" she replied, trying to cover.
"Claire.." He looked at her bluntly, knowing she was lieing. "And Kate..." She gave in with a pout. "Wow...this can't be good" he muttered to himself. "Claire!" Kate called from inside the room as the doctor slipped in. "Oh, that's me! Come on" She exclaimed, grabbing Liam's hand and pulling him in.
"Liam?..Claire, get him out of here!" Kate exclaimed when she spotted him in the door way. "Why?" Claire questioned in confusion. "Because, I don't want him looking at my vagina!" Kate explained in a raging whisper.
"Oh please, no one's looking at your vagina...except him" Claire assured her, giving a little nod towards the doctor. "Ms Pace. Nice to see you again" the doctor greeted with a fake smile, makeing it clear he dreaded her presence.
"Hi" She grinned sweetly, and gave a little mechanic wave, despite his rude attitude. "Ok, Kate. Lets take a look" the doctor turned to her with an Unenthused sigh. Kate whimpered uncomfortably, trying to keep a smile. Claire, was trying not to smile.
Charlie and Claire's house:
"Jack, are you sure about this?" Charlie questioned, standing on a chair as he continued lighting the candles. "Positive" Jack assured from across the room. He was doing the same, although with the gift of height, he didn't need a chair.
"Kate's gonna flip" Charlie noted, finishing up the last candle and take a leap of his chair, landing bare foot on the ground a little unsteady. "I know, it'll be great" Jack mused excitedly. "I must say, I've never sceen you so happy" Charlie noted, smiling back at his friends.
Jack laughed in response, it was a sound no one heard very often. "Here's the rose" Charlie announced, handing him a long stemmed red rose he had pulled out of a shoe box on the shelf.
"Thanks man. Hey, why do you keep roses in shoe boxes?" Jack questioned curiously. "Claire dose it, not me." Charlie shrugged. "Hope its nothing sentamentle" Jack noted with a laugh.
"No, I stole it from the little garden outside the hospital and gave it to her" Charlie explained casually."How romantic" Jack noted sarcastically. "She thought it was" Charlie shrugged and continued lighting candles, placing one on each steps. "Man, you guys have a lot of candles" Jack noted, pulling another box out from the basement.
"Again. All Claire. She buys them constantly" Charlie explained from the top of the steps. "Hippies" Jack mumbled to himself. Charlie laughed from upstairs, disappearing for a moment as he lit the last few candles before makeing his way back down. "How do I look?" Jack questioned, fixing his callor for the ten thousandth time.
"Sexy" Charlie teased. "Thanks" Jack grinned Sarchasticly. "Alright, I'm gonna head outside. The girls should be home soon." Charlie noted, picking his guitar off the floor before heading out.
"Wish me luck" Jack called after him. It wasn't long before Kate's car pulled up at the curb, and the two girls climbed out. "Is that Charlie?" Claire questioned, squinting at the man sitting on their porch. "Why is he outside?" Kate questioned as they walked up the drive way.
It was Charlie, indeed. Sitting on a the steps of their front porch playing guitar, hoodie and all. It reminded Claire of the island, how he would sit on the beach and play for hours. "Hey, hun" She smiled down at him. "Hey" he grinned up at her.
"What are you doing out here?" She questioned, eyeing him strangely. "Yeah, did you and Jack have a fight?" Kate teased. "yeah, we decided to see other people. I picked Claire" Charlie grinned Sarchasticly, grabbing Claire's hand in his and pulling her down to his side.
Kate rolled her eyes. "You go on in, I need to talk to Claire for a minute" he explained, pulling his arm around Claire's waist. Kate eyed him skeptically before heading up the steps.
She walked inside and shut the door before Noticering Jack standing in the middle of a room light only by candles that flickered all over the room. The lights hand all been turned out, and the only color she could see was a bright red rose in his hand.
"Jack, what is all this?" She questioned in aw. He simply smiled nervously, and slowly kneeled down. "Oh god..." She muttered, covering her mouth in shock . "Kate, will you merry me?" Jack questioned, pulling a little silver ring out of his pocket. Tears rolled down her cheeks as she smiled down at him.
"Yes!" She choked out in a sob, her hand shaking as he slid the ring on. "I love you, Kate" He exclaimed softly as he rose to his feet, her palm pressed agenst his. "I love you too" she smiled up at him. He leaned down, closing the space between them and opened his mouth agenst hers. Her grip on his hand tightened as the kiss deepened. Slowly, he moved to her neck, pulling away seconds later.
"I know" he explained, looking down at her once again. "Know what?" she questioned, eyes opening slowly. "That your pregnet" He explained, a grin spreading across her face. "You do?' She questioned, shocked.
He nodded, pulling both her hands up to his chest. "I can't wait" he assured, leaning in to kiss her again. She pulled her arms around his neck, standing to her tiptoes to keep a leveled height. Her eyes trailed over to the stairs, where the row of candles led. "Hmm...I wonder where those will take me" She noted suggestively.
"Lets find out" he grinned, wrapping his hand around hers and leading her up the steps.
Out side, Porch:
Charlie, what is going on out there? Claire questioned, glancing back at the window. "Jack is purposing" he explained secretively. "What!" She exclaimed. "Yeah, after I told him she was pregnet he got all kinds excited" Charlie explained casually.
"Aw...wait, what? He knows? You know? How did you know?" She rambled in a panic. "Female intuition" Charlie replied sarcastically. "Was he man?" she questioned, worriedly. "If you were listening, you'd know that he was all kinds of excited" He reminded her.
"Sorry, I'm just...I don't know what I am" She explained, shacking her head in confusion. "How about beautiful, gorgeous, perfect?" he grinned, leaning in close to her face. " I was thinking crazy...but those will work" She grinned back, nuzzling her nose agenst his.
"God, were disguising" he noted, pushing the guitar off his lap. "I know, Pregnet women and her husband makeing out on the steps of a suburban home" She agreed, pulling her arms around his shoulders.
"Well, we could always do it in Kate's car" he suggested playfully. "I don't think she'd like that very much" Claire noted sarcastically. "What? They do it in our living room, our shower, our hall way..." Charlie began listing. 'Good point" She shrugged, hoping to her feet. She held his hand in hers, guiding him over to the car.
Next morning, L.A.:
"Your kidding! Oh my god, that's great! Of course, we'll be there! When's the date?' Shannon was talking giddily to a the person on the other end of the phone. Sayid watched her from the front door after just walking in as she searched for a piece of paper. "Uh, hu. Yep. Alright. Can't wait! Bye!" She grinned before hanging up the phone.
"Who was that?" He questioned as he pulled off his jacket. "Kate. She's Pregnet. Her and Jack are getting married!" Shannon explained, turning to him with an excited great. "oh" he exclaimed with surprise. "When?"
Shannon held out the post-it, and recited aloud. "Were having it in two weeks exactly. I want to get married before I get fat" She smiled back at him. "Well, that explains it" he nodded with a laugh, leaning agenst the counter beside her. "She wants us to get there a week early so I can help her pick out a dress" Shannon added. "Its fine with me" he assured, giving her a quick peck.
"Great, I have to call Boone" she explained, picking up the phone again. He smiled, leaning his head agenst hers as he diced the number.
Back at Charlie and Claire's:
"Why are we here?" Michelle sighed moodily as she plopped down on the couch. "Me and Jack are getting married" Kate squealed excitedly. "Oh my god!" Magen exclaimed. "That's great!" Liam agreed. Michelle rolled her eyes and Locke simply grinned.
"We've got it all planned out. Its in two weeks, were having it a the little park buy the beach, out doors of course. Me and all the brides maids are going shopping this weakened, soon as Shannon and Sun get here" Kate continued, ignoring any of Michelle's little mimicking faces.
"When the bachelor party?" both Charlie and Liam questioned in unison. Both their female companions smacked them on the chest. "Next weekend" Jack answered in the form of a cough. Kate rolled her eyes, shaking her head disapproving.
"Well we better have a bachelorette party to, seeing as how I'm gonna be stuck with this ass for the rest of my life" Michelle suggested teasingly, throwing a glance in Liam's direction. Liam just smiled and gave her a kiss on the cheek.
"Oh trust me, we will" Kate assured with a grin.
Next weakened:
"Charlie!" Claire called from the bed room. With in seconds he was in the door way. "What's wrong?" he questioned breathlessly. "How did you get up here so fast?" She questioned, eyeing him strangely.
"Why dose that matter?" he asked in reply, giving her a similar look. She thought for a moment, and gave an innocent shrug. He couldn't help but smile.
"So may I ask why you called me?" He questioned, leaning agenst the open doorway. "Um...I don't remember" She admitted sweetly. "You've been doing that a lot you know. Maybe you should go see a doctor" Charlie suggested as he made his way into the room.
"Your just trying to get me out of the bachelorette party" She protested accusingly. "What? Never!" he exclaimed sarchasticly, now standing at her side. "Nice try" she teased, giving him a quick kiss before heading downstairs.
Kate was greeting Shannon just as the came down. At first, Claire barely recognized her what with the brown hair and being wrapped in Kate's death hold of a hug. But knew it was her when she saw Sayid come in close behind.
"Sayid!" Claire grinned, makeing her way over to him. "Claire, you never change" he noted, looking down at her six month pregnet stomach after giving her a quick hug. "Ah! Claire!" Shannon squealed through teary eyes before attacking her in a hug.
"Oh I missed you so much! And Ben? Aw, where is he?" She questioned, holding her at arms length. "He's in the kitchen with Jack" Claire explained. Shannon quickly scurried off to go find him.
"Hello everyone" Charlie greeted as he wondered into the room, looking perfectly casual in a thin white T-shirt, inside out of course, and plaid pajama pants. "I see your dressed for the occasion" Kate teased as he made his way over to the crowd.
"I'm sorry Kate, we can't all look as good as you-" he began to reply, but his words were cut off when he was nearly tackled by an overly excited Shannon. "Woo, who is this?" He questioned, suddenly startled as he looked over to she a short haired Brunette.
"Its me, stupid!" Shannon exclaimed, giving him a playfully smack on the chest. "What? Where's the blond?" he questioned in confusion, lifting a chunk of her hair. "Ugh! Don't want to talk about it" she sighed, makeing her way back over to the girls.
The door opened once again as Sun, Michael and Walt entered, sending Shannon into a over-enthused hug-attack once again. Charlie held Ben, who was a little confused on why so many people were coming in the house. Claire sat beside them on the couch, holding her stomach and winching slightly.
"You alright?" Charlie questioned with concern, laying his hand over hers. "Yeah. But there kicking like crazy" She pouted, squeezing his hand a little. "Hey, cut it out you two. Don't make me come in there" Charlie joked, laying his head agenst her stomach. "Come on Claire, we gotta go" Kate called.
"You heard her" Claire grinned, leaning down to give him a kiss. "Aw..." he pouted in protest, but reluctantly sat up. "I'll see you tomorrow" She assured, running her thumb on the back of his neck. "You better" he grinned, giving her a second kiss before letting her go. She smiled at him over her shoulder before fallowing the other girls out the door.
at store:
"Ok, how about this one?" Kate questioned as she looked at herself in the mirror. "To plain" Shannon noted at the long white dress, Sun and Michelle both nodded. Claire, was not paying attention. Kate wrinkled her nose disappointedly and headed back into the dressing room.
" Man, I wish Jack was here. He'd could tell me exactly what to wear" Kate sighed from inside as she unzipped the dress.
"If it were up to Charlie to pick out my wedding dress, I'd be going naked" Claire noted with a laugh. "Yeah, well Jack's not a pervert" Kate teased, flashing her a smile from over the stall before she pulled the dress over here head.
"Sure he's not" Claire agreed sarcastically. "Well, I'd rather go naked then think of what Liam would have me weairing" Michelle noted skeptically. "I'd be the bondage queen"
"I don't know. Sayid helped me pick out what to wear to my interview, he might be helpful when it comes to wedding dresses" Shannon noted. "Interview?" Claire questioned curiously.
"Oh, yeah! I'm trying to be and interior designer" She explained excitedly. "Oh, that's great!" Claire exclaimed, looking up with a smile. "Guys!" Kate squealed, grabbing their attention. She stood before them in a long, ankle length gown in an ivory shade. It had think spaghetti straps, and dropped down into a gathering of silky fabric at her bust, fitting relatively loosely to her curves, but tightened at the hips, and flowed down into a wavy skirt, shining golds and silvers in the florescent light.
"Oh my god" Shannon choked, a tear of joy rolling down her cheek. "You look so beautiful" Claire noted, looking as if she were going to cry herself.
"I know!" Kate squeaked, turning back to the mirror once again. "You think Jack will like it?" she questioned, glancing back at them over her shoulder.
"Are you kidding? He's gonna cream his pants when he sees you" Michelle assured bluntly."Michelle!" Kate gasped, covering her mouth and blushing.
"What?"
back at the house:
"Alright, so who called the striper?" Jack questioned with a grin. Liam raised his hand, taking the blame. Every one clapped in his honor.
"Stripers" he corrected with a grin. More cheers and applause sounded. "So what do we do until then?" Jack questioned. "I vote for getting drunk" Boone suggested. "I'll get the alcohol" Charlie offered, and pushed himself off the floor. He returned in moments with a full carton and gradually passed them around.
"You know how long its been since I had a decent bear?" Liam questioned as he gazed at the Jack-Daniels in his hand. "No" the other five replied simply.
"Well its been...how long have me and Michelle been married?" He questioned sarchasticly. "What? The wife dosent let you drink?" Jack questioned, twisting the cap off his bottle.
"No, but she only buys the shitty Australian stuff" he explained with a roll of his eyes before taking a sip. "Thank god I live in America" Boone grinned to him. "Me two" Michael added.
"Your lucky. Claire won't have beer in the house" Charlie grumbled resentfully. "Well your not suppose to drink anyways" Liam reminded him with a grin. "Blow me" Charlie muttered in response before taking a sip.
"Such language! Who thought you such awful words?" Liam questioned teasingly in a mockery of a proper English women, most likely their own mother.
"Uh...you!" Charlie replied accusingly. "Fair enough" Liam shrugged, and took another sip of his drink. "So what do you think the girls will be doing tonight?" Jack questioned curiously.
"If Shannon's in the lead, they'll be shopping all night" Boone noted sarcastically. "I highly doubt there doing what we're doing, that's for sure" Jack added. "Well of course not, they're all pregnet" Charlie reminded.
"Except Shannon" Both Sayid and Boone corrected in unison. "Uh...right" Charlie reassured a little uncertainly and took another sip of his beer. Jack shot him a questioning glance, but decided to let it go.
At store:
"Ok, so we got the dresses, and the tuxes, and the cake. What now?" Kate questioned, checking over her notes once again. "Now, we go find a strip club" Shannon suggested with a grin.
"Are you kidding? Jack would kill me!" Kate protested with a laugh. "Oh yeah right, like there not doing the exact same thing" Shannon grumbled persistently.
"They're probably just sitting around the house drinking and talking about sex or cars or gas or what ever it is men talk about" Michelle assured. "So? Come on, Kate! Its your last night as a free women! Get some ass while you still can!" Shannon insisted.
"I'll be getting lots of ass during my marriage, thank you very much" Kate assured bluntly. "Yeah, all over my house" Claire muttered resentfully. "Oh please. With an almost two-year old and new born twins you'll barely even notice us" Kate teased, flashing her a smile. "Well we have to do something!" Shannon begged in a whiny tone.
"Like what? Its not like any of us can drink" Kate reminded. "Yeah, and I'm not exactly in the mood to see men stripping. I might have to throw up and offend someone" Claire added with a sigh.
"We could shop some more?" Shannon suggested hopefully. "No!" was the other five girl's response. "I think we should go back to my house, hang out, talk and just relax" Michelle suggested with a dazed smile.
"Relaxing is good" Claire agreed with a similar look. "God! You people are old!" Shannon exclaimed bitterly. "Hey! You're older than me!" Clair protested in a childish voice.
"Come on, Shan. It'll be like a sleep over." Kate tried to persuade. "Ok, but I'm drinking rather the rest of you are or not" Shannon confirmed, giving in with little effort.
Back at the house: Boy's party
"I love this stuff" Liam grinned down at the bottle in hand, not noting the other three infront of him. "Reminds me of me and Michelle's first time" he added, eyes derailing in focus a bit.
"Oh god, not this story again..." Charlie groaned Sarchasticly. "Hey! Its very romantic!" Liam protested with a slur. "Right, back seat of my van, in the parking lot of a Radio Shack" Charlie recapped sarcastically.
"It was a Best Buy, thank you very much" Liam corrected. "Well where ever it was, it was a horrible place for your first shag" Charlie continued persistently.
"It wasn't my first shag!" Liam protested loudly, as if offended. "Oh, right. Because banging a stranger out side a meet-packing plant was so much better" Charlie muttered Sarchasticly.
"Excuse me, I'm not the one who lost my virginity in a tree house!" Liam shot back accusingly. It was at that moment that the gulp of beer Jack had recently downed came flying out of his nose.
"A tree house?" He questioned through his bursts of uncontrollable laughter. "Oh, like you have something better?" Charlie questioned accusingly.
"No, I lost my virginity in my own room like a normal person" Jack assured proudly. "Oh. How boring" Charlie muttered, giving him a wistfully sarcastic grin. "I enjoyed it" Jack mumbled in response.
"I wish I could say the same" Boone announced to no one Imparticular. "Why's that?" Michael questioned curiously. "It was awful. Cheerleaders are not at all what they're made up to be" Boone sighed, stareing down at the bottle infront of him.
"Some where, a young boy's dream just died" Charlie mused. Having finished his first bottle, the one infront of Boone soon disappeared from his range of vision. "Hey!" he protested, snatching it out of Charlie's hand.
"What? I haven't drank in a long time!" Charlie whined, trying to catch some sympathy. "So? Get your own!" Boone snapped in reply. (no sympathy there!)
"That would require getting up" Charlie mumbled helplessly. "Here you go, baby brother" Liam offered with a grin, handing him his beer. "Thank you LIAM" Charlie replied appreciatively, shooting a glare at Boone before taking a sip, soon spitting it back out.
"Ew! What is that?" He choked, makeing a disgusted face. "Oh, sorry. That was the one I was using to spit in" Liam apologize sarcastically. "You're an ass whole" Charlie muttered between a line of cough's.
"what are big brother's for?" Liam questioned, grinning widely.
At Liam and Michelle's: Girl's party.
"Ok, Kate! Your turn" Shannon reminded. "Have you ever danced around naked?" Kate said after a long pause. Shannon, Michelle and Claire's faces all went a bit red.
"Claire?" Kate gasped, eyeing her with surprised. "I was six!" Claire exclaimed in her defense. "Aw, that must of been cute" Kate beamed, forgiving her entirely.
"I was six-teen" Shannon piped up, innocently. "Whore" Kate muttered teasingly. "I did it last week" Michelle noted, for no reason imparticular. All eyes went on her.
"What? There's nothing wrong with a women stripping for her husband!" She uttered defensively.
"Ok...back to the game. Who's next?" Kate spoke up, quick to change the subject. "I am" Claire answered in a perky tone. "Ok...what is your ahem partner's favorite body part?"
The girls all thought for a moment. "Defonetly my ass" Kate answered bluntly. "I don't know yet" Shannon sighed, taking a sip of her drink. "Mine's my hips I think..."Claire noted thoughtfully.
"Legs" Sun noted simply. "Lucky!" Michelle blurted out resentfully. "Why, what's Liam's favorite part?" Kate questioned curiously.
"Are you kidding? He's a complete tittie vulture!" Michelle replied bluntly. Kate and Claire couldn't help but snicker. "Ok, ok. My turn" Shannon interrupted. "Ok, kind of the same question. What is your favorite part on him?"
again, the girls thought for a moment. "I think I like Jacks...tattoos" Kate answered with a far off grin. "That's not a body part, dear" Shannon noted. "Ok, then like his biceps, witch is where the tattoo's are" Kate corrected, giving a little giggle.
"I like Liam's penis" Michelle noted bluntly. The other girls burst out into laughter. "Come on! That's a perfectly legitimate body part!" Michelle protested. "If you say so..." Shannon muttered sarchasticly under her breath.
"And I suppose you have something better?" Michelle questioned accusingly. "Mine's much more romantic" Shannon assured. "Well?" Kate intrusted immanently. "His eyes" Shannon answered proudly. "Oh that's bull shit..." Michelle grumbled skeptically. Shannon's jaw dropped.
"I have half a mind to throw this martini right in your face" Shannon noted, but instead took another swig.
"What about you, Claire?" Kate questioned with mild interest, averting an argument once again. Though a cat fight could very well break out before the night was over.
"Um...his happy trail" Claire answered, blushing slightly. "His what?" Michelle questioned in a slur, although she had nothing to drink.
"His happy trail. You know, the little line of hair guys have that go's from they're belly button to there..." Claire tried to explained, but trailed off uncomfortable. "Penis?" Michelle finished. Claire nodded, face a little read. "Well, you know what they say: "happy trails, lead to happy places" Kate grinned, and clinked her glace agenst Claire's. (none alcoholic of course!)
At that moment the door bell rang. "Who the hell is that?" Michelle questioned in confusion. Claire leaned over, peaking out the window through the curtains.
"Oh my god. They're cops!" She gasped. "Who called the cops?" Michelle questioned in confusion. "Wait a second...Shannon!" Kate turned to her accusingly. "What? I couldn't help it" Shannon grinned shamelessly.
"Are they strippers?" Michelle asked excitedly. Shannon nodded. "Oh god..." Kate gaped as Michelle hopped up and ran to the door.
To be continued.
Note: Yes, I am evil! More soon! And a special thanks to my good friend Alex for the Meat Packing Plant, and Tristan for inspiring the Tree House. I really, REALLY enjoyed wrighting this chapter, so i hope you enjoyed reading it!
