SaturnMax: Isn't it just great when I update.
Yami: Whatever you say.
Yugi: He's still upset that I didn't let him go and destroy people.
Kaiba: Why wasn't I in your other chapter?
SM: Because you were babysitting Mokuba.
Mokuba: I don't need babysitting.
Kaiba: Shut up kid.
Yami: You're mean to your own brother. How sad.
SM: Can someone just say the disclaimer already.
Mokuba: I will. SaturnMax does not own the characters of Yu-Gi-Oh! The Egyptian gods and/or the cast of SG1.
SM: Thank you Mokuba. R&R. By the way I will call the Bakura I had in my last chapter YBakura because he is the Yami form.
Another random place.
Pegasus: I have the all powerful millennium eye! Hahahaha.
Kaiba: Crazy loon.
Mokuba: Don't provoke him, Seto.
Pegasus: I'm not crazy Kaiba boy, I'm just misunderstood.
Kaiba: No one cares, loser.
Yugi: Where are Malik and Yami Bakura?
Yami: Probably having fun doing the Gods biding.
Malik and Yami Bakura come in with four bodies in tow. Yami glared at their smiling faces.
Malik: We decided since you couldn't come with us, pharaoh, that we will bring them here.
YBakura: You can help us destroy these humans for the Gods if you give us the millennium puzzle.
Yami: Never. And even if I wanted to, it's Yugi's and I would disappear without it.
Kaiba: Who cares if you disappear? But you are not going to start destroying people in front of my little brother.
The four bodies started groaning and moving.
Malik: The Gods sacrifices are awakening.
Yami: Suck up.
Sam: What are we doing here?
Jack: The last thing I remember was that two people with terrible hair cuts were running at us and screaming about the Gods.
YBakura: Shut up mortals. And we do not have terrible hair cuts.
Yami: Yes you do.
Malik: Talk about yourself porcupine head.
Teal'c: I am under the opinion that you all have very strange hair.
Yugi: It isn't that bad is it?
Yami: I like it.
Malik: You don't get much of a choice.
Yami: True.
Daniel: This is weird.
Jack: Worst then dieing twice in four episodes.
Daniel: I didn't say anything about my dieing habits.
Jack: You just want attention.
Sam: Jack's right you do tend to die a lot.
Kaiba: Their worst then Yugi. They just keep on rambling.
Mokuba: I like Yugi.
Yugi: Thanks Mokuba.
Sam: What are we doing here?
YBakura: You are an offering to the Gods.
Malik: We must kill you to please the Gods.
Marik and Bakura (not the yami) walks in and glares at their Yami's.
Marik: You will not be sacrificing anyone.
Yugi: Why didn't you stop him form getting them, like I did.
Yami: Fun sucker.
Bakura: We are taking you both home.
YBakura: Try and stop me from pleasing the Gods and you will be an offering to.
Mokuba: Seto I think something bad is going to happen.
Kaiba: This will be interesting.
Pegasus: I haven't spoken for ages.
YBakura: How is your eye?
Pegasus: It is hard to reattach.
YBakura: You have left it with me.
Sam: Which Gods?
Malik: The mighty Gods Ra, Anubis, Osiris and Baal
Daniel: I thought that we killed Ra and Osiris. And Anubis disappeared.
Jack: Well apparently their not dead.
Mokuba: Why are these people obsessed with death?
Kaiba: Who cares?
Teal'c: Who are you?
Yugi: Why do people keep asking questions?
YBakura: Everyone shut up. I need to destroy SG1 to please the gods.
Jack: Their not real Gods.
YBakura, Malik & Yami: (Gasp)
Malik: Wait, we already knew that.
YBakura: We're just doing this cos its fun.
Yami: And they have our Gods names, and the fact that their evil is a bonus.
Sam: Are you all evil?
Bakura: No.
Marik: No.
YBakura: Yes, I send people to the shadow realm and I'm a tomb robber.
Malik: Yes, I've tried to rule the world.
Yugi: No.
Yami: Maybe, I'm dark but not evil. And Yugi won't let me destroy things.
Pegasus: I'm not really evil. But I'm crazy.
Kaiba: Not hard to guess.
Mokuba: I'm not evil.
Kaiba: No.
Daniel: Okay then.
YBakura: Let's destroy them.
Malik: I agree.
Yami: I want to help.
Yugi, Marik & Bakura: NO DESTORYING!
Yami: Only a little.
Malik: It won't take long.
YBakura: Try and stop me!
Kaiba: I told you, no fighting and/or destroying in front of my little brother. He has already heard enough of your geek fairy tales to poison his mind.
Marik: What is wrong with you, Kaiba? You have seen Shadow games, you and your brother have had your souls locked in cards, you lost your soul and had it sent to feed a monster, you have experienced the power of Egyptian god cards and saw their power, you have a legendary dragon card, you've faced an evil Atlantian freak, seen monsters flying in the air and have been attacked by the servants of Dartz, can read Egyptian and have had all kinds of things happen to you and seen some of the weirdest things on Earth and loads of other things. Yet you still don't believe in anything.
Kaiba: It's all some kind of hocus-pocus mind game.
Mokuba: Seto, he has a point.
Kaiba: Magic is not real, Mokuba. Maybe we should go.
Yugi: You are really determined not to believe aren't you?
Kaiba: So?
Jack: If you don't mind me and my team will be leaving now.
YBakura: No your not.
Malik: We still need to sacrifice you to the all powerful Gods.
Daniel: That does not sound good.
Sam: I think we should run.
Teal'c, Jack, Daniel and Sam got up and ran for their lives. Until they met a sudden wall and ran head first into it. Yami Bakura, Malik and Yami stood over them.
Malik: I think we should wait until they wake up.
YBakura: I agree. It will be more fun.
With me.
SM: I think they would wait.
Yami: Of course they would, their savages.
Malik: Shut it, Pharaoh!
Mokuba: Will I see them get destroyed?
SM: Did I say they were going to get destroyed. I love SG1; I won't let the Yami's destroy them.
YBakura: Then why are we doing this.
SM: Because the God's want you to.
R&R, please
