A.N . Ya know… I look back on this series and smile when I think about how this all started with a stupid idea. I'm so proud of myself.
Anyways, I should probably start… And here's how I'm gonna do this. Yami V.S. the Therapist, Yami V.S. The Kitchen, Yami V.S. The Christmas List, and then, finally… *evil Grin* Yami V.S. the squirrel! *cackles madly* and then, if I get at least 100 reviews on one of these thingies.. I'm gonna do a REALLY REALLY funny sequel to this arch…. IF you encourage me.. If not… I might not even finish this arch! So review my pets! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yami and Yugi-*eyebrow arch*
*stops laughing and screaming doom and blinks* Uh right… story.. yep. Time for the story. Ready for the story?
*cricket chirp*
…. Oh just shut up you stupid crickets.
*more silence*
You ready?
People: YES!
O.K! O.K! *grin*
Yami V.S. The Dentist
Yami and Yugi sat in the overstuffed chairs with unreadable expressions on their face, tapping their fingers in unison.
They were in an overstuffed office with a stupidly dressed man that looked like a white Ercal.
He was scary.
The room wanted to eat the too.
Why?
Because the room was evil. An evil, diabolical room, in which they would be subjected to all sorts of torment!
Why?
Because the Ercal man was evil… eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil!
Now, did they WANT to be here with the diabolical room and the Ercal man?
No, but after Grandpa had gotten home and had found them locked in a closet, scared half to death, dressed in army getup, with the living room a scene from hell, well, he had insisted they get some help.
So off they went to the third most evil person on the planet.
The Therapist.
Yes, this man was one of the all ruling beings of complete, total, and utter eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil!
/I bet he wants to suck out all our marrow./
//I agree… let's tie him up with silly string and gag him with that stupid, lifeless, soulless doll.//
"So." The freaky little man, who's name was Dr. Petunia, what a girly name, what a girly man, what a fruit! Anyways, Dr. petunia FINALLY stopped starring and addressed the boys who stared at him like he came from hell.
"Sources tell me you," he pointed at Yami, "Think you're a dead pharaoh from ancient Egypt?"
"I don't think, I am. And I will send you to the shadow realm you evil Petunia." Yami said darkly, seemingly teetering on the edge of sanity.
"Riiiiiight…. Moving on. You," flower man points to Yugi.
"You say you're a normal boy possessed by him when you put together a puzzle?" Yugi didn't answer, just hugged his puzzle close as if saying 'I dare you to take it from me'. Petunia wrote down a few more notes and adjusted his glasses.
Wanna know what he said?
It's killing you isn't it?
What if I wait to do it for another chapter?
Wouldn't that be fun?!
It would eat at you forever and ever.. until I decide to tell you!
Yes.. I'm leaning towards that…
I mean, all that pain!
That suffering!
Oh yes.. maybe I should wait.
Lemme think.
Oh….this might take a while.
Ha ha.
Suffer.
Foolish mortal!
Bow down to me!
MWAHAHAhAhaha!
Damn.. lost my thought.
Guess I'll start over….
Love me?
I love you.
So I guess I'll tell you…
Hn.. I'm so soft.
Hug me.
I SAID HUG ME DAMN IT!
I feel so much better!
The End, till next time! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
Come on.
You know I had you.
Anyway.
Here's what he said.
"I think it's time for more drastic measures."
TBC
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA! Read and Review or you get NOTHING!!!!!
