Author's Note: see, I'm keeping my promise. Jeez, don't worry! I am getting my humor back on track! Lol.

Yami V.S. the Therapist

Chapter 3

/When do we strike the evil man, Yami/ Yugi thought to Yami.

Soon, aibou, soon.Yami answered.

Yugi stared at Petunia.

Yami stared at Petunia.

Both of them stared at Petunia.

He was too stupid to realize they were staring.

"now, I'm going to hold up some inkblots, and I want you to tell me what the first thing that comes to mind is." Dr. Petunia smiled, in all his evil glory as he held up a piece of paper that looked to have been puked on with black ink. Pointless it was, pointless AND evil…

"Squirrel." Both Yugi and Yami answered immediately, their left eyes twitching.

"And this?" Dr. Petunia asked, holding up yet another stupid inkblot creation.

"Squirrel." They answered.

The good doctor frowned.

Frowned some more.

And yes, you guessed it, he frowned some more.

"And this?"

"Squirrel on Crack hold a psychiatrist in a strangle hold with a sledgehammer in his hand, laughing gleefully as blood splashes the walls." They answered as one once more.

Dr. Petunia had visions of a horror movie he had recently watched.

Dr. Petunia scooted his chair a little away from the two.

Dr. Petunia was getting…scared.

Very scared.

Very, very scared

"R-right." The evil, demented, stupid doctor for the mentally insane said, a bit shakily. He was almost too afraid to show yet another inkblot.

Afterall….

What if…

What if…

The two psycho children mentally scarred and plagued by squirrels came after him and converted him to their ways! What if the squirrel people attacked! What if-

Yami smirked.

Yugi giggled quite darkly.

They were so bored…

So bored they'd been reduced to manipulating Dr. Petunia's thoughts.

But suddenly…

From the window….

There came a noise that stopped them in their tracks.

They looked up…

Knowing that they'd find something so hideously evil they'd surely loose their minds.

What did they see…

It was…..

A

S

Q

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R

R

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L

The squirrel cackled madly, foaming from the mouth. Doom was evident.

They say in the psycho ward, no one can hear you scream………

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

TBC!

Author's note: what shall they face next? I'm sorry this series was so short!

BONUS PREVIEW OF THE SEQUEL SERIES!

Yami and Yugi thought they were cured. They really did. They'd spent several months in a psycho ward to prove it. And now they were home. Sweet home. Now squirrels, nothing.

At least…

That's what they thought!