Disclaimer: I won't repeat it before every chapter, so just check the first one for it.

Chapter 2

*8*8*8*Hermione's Diary*8*8*8*

July 30th

I was utterly disgusted at Dudley's behavior when I went with mum and dad to the Dursleys' to discuss dental drills when I could've finished Hogwarts, a History for the 37th time. Dudley is way fatter, way more disgusting and way more stupid than Harry described. But of course, he left out the sordid details, so it was fine like that. I don't know what Dudley was blushing at. That is the thing that made me laugh the hardest. I'll have to tell Harry about how Dudley's face had become almost as scarlet as the Hogwarts Express.

Pity mum and dad didn't allow Harry and I to go to his room and discuss more sensible matters than dental drills and how they didn't feed Dudley enough at his school.

That certainly would've been my worst dinner ever if Harry hadn't been there.

July 31st

I don't have much to write today, as I wrote everything yesterday except Happy Birthday, Harry! I can't wait till my sweet 16!