Disclaimer: What's with it? Sorry, not repeating.
Chapter 4
*8*8*8*Dudley's diary*8*8*8*
September 21rst
What's with this? Someone told me Hermione's smart so I don't know what's
gotten into me and now well I got 98% in my first exam. This is weird. Mum will
be happy, of course, but I don't really want to see her reaction because when
she's happy she starts calling me "Dudkins" or "my little ickly
Duddydums". It's really annoying. I can't stand it anymore. Even Piers
started laughing at me because I'm not as big as I was before. So what?
November 11th
I can't believe I lost like 70 pounds since the beginning of the year and well,
I dream about Hermione all the time. This is getting really bad. Plus I got 90%
average in my report card, 40% better than last year. For all I know I could've
been kicked out it dad hadn't payed. Dad pays everything for me. Come to think
of it, this Harry has knocked some sense into me. I'm handsomer, I'm smarter,
and more popular, oh damn I forgot what I wanted to say (I did too heh heh
that's not really funny).
December 1rst
The first time I saw you, I melted like ice left out in the sun
I couldn't take my eyes of your little delicate figure,
because all it did to me was stun.
Now that I'm not in you r
presence, my life is a blur.
What can I do without you?
Can I survive?
Are you sure I can make it before the curfew?
because in the other girls
faces I see you.
you are a witch,
I don't care,
when I think of you I twitch,
everybody looks at me with a strange air.
I want to give you this poem, but I don't, I'm too shy
I'm sure you don't want anything to do with me,
Sugar Sweet Hermione.
Oh Hermione.
Wow that's pretty good. That's the first poem I ever wrote. But should I take
out her name? I think it wouldn't be subtle enough if I leave it there.
Everyone, see me, notice me, I can think now!!!!!
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Note: the poem isn't supposed to be good, it comes from Dudley
duuuuuuuuuuuuuh!!!::hum hum:: anyway.
does this deserve a review???
::hides behind a book and closes her eyes, hoping::
