Disclaimer – I do not own Harry Potter hence the name of this site is fanfiction.

Author's note – It seems that popular vote says not to change it so I will just leave it the same and try to not to write next time when I am horny. Sound good? Oh yeah, the reason I was horny is because I FELL IN LOVE! Now not only does James get to be in love, but I do as well.

Date chapter started: Friday, January 21, 2005

Date chapter ended: Wednesday, February 2, 2005

Date story updated: Wednesday, February 2, 2005

Maybe this world is another planet's hell

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Chapter 24 – Second best

"Oh," James responded and then sat there nervously.

"Don't you have anything else to say?" Lily demanded, kind of annoyed that James was making this moment more uncomfortable for her.

"Like what?" James asked.

"Well like if you have ever done it," Lily suggested as she began to wonder if the infamous James Potter.

"Well…" James began and then paused. He started over again, "I have never actually had sexual intercourse."

Lily gaped at him. "You, James Potter, have never had sex," Lily sniggered.

"I have had sex," James began defensively.

"I am only teasing you James. I know what you meant," Lily said as she began to feel a little bit more comfortable.

"Well, what do you have to say about all this," James asked as he lowered his defenses.

"I am at a loss for words," Lily says as she moved back to sitting next to James and rested her head lightly on his chest. "I love you James Potter."

James wound his arms tightly around her, "I love you too Lily Evans."

Lily turned around in his arms, looked up into his eyes and gave him a small smile. Then she slowly kissed him on his chest making him laugh a little bit because he was quite ticklish. James pulled her back up so that they were face to face and then put his hands on either side of Lily's t-shirt and slowly began to lift it over her head. At first she hesitated in letting him, but then she relaxed and let James take over. He was more experienced after all.

James lifted the t-shirt over her head and tossed it off to the side of the couch while Lily slipped his robe off him. And tossed it to the side as well. Now they both sat topless on the couch.

"Come on James, you are dirty," Lily said as she took his hand and led him off to her bathroom where she had come from almost an hour earlier. (A/N – sorry I know that was quite dirty for some of you. I will try to keep the story PG-13 from now on.)

A couple hours later James and Lily emerged from her room to find Sirius, Remus, Becka and Michelle relaxing on the couch and watching the hilarious movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail. (A/N – that movie is quite hilarious. I love the French people. They are the greatest!)

"So what have you been up to?" Sirius sniggered, as he looked over towards the sound of Lily's bedroom door opening.

"Just stuff," James said and walked over to sit down on one the armchairs. Lily was not far behind and plopped herself down on James' lap.

"So are you to a couple or something now?" Michelle asked with interest.

"Yes," Lily said, assuming that this meant they were, after all she had just had sex with James.

"Not really," James said, causing everyone to stare.

"What?" Lily asked him, confused.

"Just because Josh is gone doesn't mean that I am suddenly yours. What am I? Second best?" James demanded as the subject that he had been dreading for a while came up.

"You are not second best James, I have always liked you," Lily said, appalled.

"Well then why did you ever go out with Josh?" James demanded as he pushed Lily off his lap and stood up making it so that Lily had to look up to see his face.

"We will just be leaving now," Remus said and pulled Sirius, Michelle and Becka out of the room with him.

Lily just stood there at a loss for words.

"Well?" James asked impatiently. "Unlike you I didn't just go running off after the first person I saw. Did I?" James asked, almost shouting now.

Lily just stood there. "Did I?" James demanded again, even louder.

"No," Lily replied meekly, feeling awful.

"That is what I thought," James growled.

Lily was suddenly pissed off; James had no right to have sex with her and then get in a screaming match with her.

"Sure, you didn't go out with anyone, but you think it is ok to have sex with me and then verbally attack me," Lily shouted back.

This time it was James turn to be at a loss for words.

Before James could respond, Lily spit out, "When you feel like apologizing for being the perverted, arrogant git you are, you can find me in my room."

And with that Lily stomped off to her room and slammed the door so loudly that you could literally feel the walls shake. She threw herself onto her bed and started to cry her eyes out.

James just stood there and then let out a scream. He could not help thinking about how much an idiot he was. He had never screwed up this badly. He was going to have to fix this and fix this he would.

It was the next day, Sunday, and Lily woke up finding herself in quite an uncomfortable position; she had just cried herself to sleep last night and must have shifted a little bit in her sleep.

While in the other room, James had barely slept at all. He had stayed up thinking of a way to fix the problems he had caused last night. He had finally come up with a plan and named it the G.E.B. for get Evans back. He had finalized everything by using the knowledge he had obtained from Michelle and Becka when he was in Lily's body and his own knowledge. He had then finally fallen asleep just at 6:30 when the sun started to appear. (A/N – wouldn't you all just love to know what his plan is? You will just have to wait a little while to find out.)

While back in Gryffindor Tower four people had assembled into the common to make their own plans.

"James is such a idiot," Sirius said for about the tenth time that morning.

"Like you aren't," Michelle sniggered; she was back to being on friendly terms with Sirius and wanting more, but not letting it happen. Sirius was still, well still basically drooling all over her.

But alas there is a time for Michelle and Sirius later and that time is not now. For now, we will discuss Lily and James and their very confusing and demented relationship that is about as hard to understand as it is to win a maze with no finish, in other words: very hard.

"Lets get back on topic," Becka said; the group had been brainstorming for ideas for about an hour but nothing serious enough had come up. They all knew that they couldn't leave James to fix this though because well James usually just made things worse. (A/N – but will this time be different because he has wonderfully assembled a plan this time? Who knows…I do!)

"Becka is right," Michelle said.

"Becka is always right," Remus said as he pulled Becka into a loving embrace and gave her a tiny kiss on the cheek.

"How is that possible if Michelle is always right?" Sirius said and tried to pull Michelle into an embrace as well, but she shoved him away playfully.

"You really think your so called charm works on me, well it doesn't," she said and gave him a little kiss on the cheek, making him grin.

"As I was saying, we need to come up with an idea," Becka said as she straightened herself up.

"I can't think on an empty stomach," Sirius complained.

"Oh shut up," Michelle said, but they all decided to go get some food anyways.

They didn't want to be disturbed while eating so they went down to the kitchens for breakfast instead.

They arrived at the door that led to kitchen and entered. An excited Nilly and Willia greeted them.

"Master Black! Master Black!" they chorused enthusiastically.

The two house elves wrapped themselves around Sirius' legs.

"I wonder if he ever dated them," Michelle commented to Remus and Becka who immediately started laughing. (A/N – I wonder if he ever really did. Lol.)

"Where is Master Potter?" the two elves asked as they finally pulled away from Sirius.

"He is…um…sleeping," Sirius said.

"What can Nilly get you for breakfast?" The elf asked, sensing the Sirius didn't want to elaborate.

They all ordered some food and then Willia pulled some chairs up to a table for them and left them to go help Nilly.

"So as we were saying," Becka continued, but the Sirius cut in.

"I have not eaten yet! How do you expect me to think? Geeze, people these days," Sirius send, acting like the world was hopeless.

"Oh shut up you stupid fool," Michelle said and punching him playfully in the arm.

"Hey, no insults; we are trying to patch up relationships not ruin them," Remus said, knowing that Sirius and Michelle weren't listening to a words he had just said because Sirius and grabbed Michelle and started snogging her.

Becka giggled. "This is going to take forever," She commented as the two finally pulled apart.

"And since when did I say you were allowed to do that?" Michelle asked, almost breathless.

"You never did; I just did what I wanted," Sirius said, grinning. His grin grew even larger when Nilly and Willia walked into the room with plates piled with food.

The second the food was on the table, Sirius began shoveling it into his mouth rather impolitely; needless to say he received many dirty looks from Becka, Michelle and Remus as they watched him.

"Where does it all go?" Michelle finally asked.

"Sirius is a bottomless pit," Remus said as he started to eat.

"I can see that," Becka said as she cut up her pancake.

"Hey, not nice," Sirius said, but continued to grin.

They all continued to eat until all the plates were empty, thanks to Sirius. Nilly and Willia came back and cleared the table.

"Now we really have to plan," Becka said.

"Plan what?" James asked from the doorway, causing Michelle and Becka to jump; Sirius and Remus were used to James sneaking up on people.

"Nothing. Want some brownies?" Sirius asked as he held up the plate of brownies that Nilly had brought out for them. Only Sirius was eating them though because everyone else was full.

James decided to just let their 'planning something' go. "Sure," he replied and sat down on the chair Willia just came out with.

"Can Willia get you anything Master Potter?" the elf asked.

"More brownies," James said as he took a bite of one brownie.

"Very good sir," the elf said and left.

"How long were you standing there," Remus asked suspiciously.

"Since Michelle and Padfoot were making out," James said; he grinned as Michelle and Sirius blushed.

Michelle, Becka, Remus and Sirius exchanged relieved glances; James had not found out that they were planning to get him and Lily back together.

(A/N – you are probably wondering why the house elves didn't run up to him. They were going to, but then James motioned for them not to say anything. House elves can take a hint.)

(A few days have passed now. It is now Friday.)

Lily had been pretty much avoiding James unless she absolutely had to interact with him for head business. She would still be around him since they hung out with the same people. Lately her and Michelle had been having deep conversations about those "overreacting marauders." Becka of course was too be busy being happy with Remus to really feel left out. (A/N – that was just kind of to let you know what is going on.)

Everyone had filed into the Great Hall for breakfast. Dumbledore stood up and silenced everyone.

"I am glad to tell you that your next Hogsmeade visit has been scheduled. It will be on the weekend right before you leave for Christmas break. That is all the news I have for now. Enjoy breakfast," Dumbledore said and sat down at the same time as the morning post arrived.

The owls began to flutter in and land all over the great hall. One beautiful white owl circled overhead and then glided down and landed gently on the table in front of Lily. No one recognized the owl, but they all agreed it was gorgeous.

The owl delicately stretched out its leg and offered the note hanging from its leg to Lily. Lily untied the parchment and gave the owl the crust from her toast. (A/N – I have no idea if owls really eat toast. Lol.)

Once Lily had taken off the thin string that had been holding the parchment, the owl took off and soared out of one of the open windows. Lily broke the black seal, which had the imprint of a stag in it. (A/N – ah ha! I bet you know that I am scheming.)

"What is it?" Michelle asked, nosily.

"I have no idea," Lily said.

"Well open it," Michelle demanded, her excitement growing.

Lily unraveled the parchment and stared down at the unfamiliar handwriting.

Dear Lily Evans…

Author's notes – Haha! It is a cliffhanger! You all hate me now, don't you? Now for review thanks:

Brilover – Yeah, I guess I could have used more description, but I just assumed that everyone had seen the movie. It is an amazing movie so you should see it if you haven't seen it yet. I had already described the common room in an earlier chapter so I didn't know if I should do it again. I guess it would have been good if I had described how James was looking at her. Thanks for the ideas! I am glad that you thought it was great.

Supergirl036996 – Sorry if it was confusing. I will try and check it over to see if I can make it more clear. I am glad that you think my story is good!

g.c. Smores – Yeah, sorry about the weirdness, but I was quite horny. (See second thanks below.)

Greengrl – I am glad that you love it! I love new reviewers! (See second thanks below.)

Kudos Cutie – Life as a House is like the best movie ever! I love Kudos! Awesome username! I am glad that you like the story.

Hpjsr – I am glad that you like the story. (See second thanks below.)

SirusLivesOn – Yup, I am only 14. Yeah, I am American. I live in Rochester, New York and I am quite a horny little girl. I love writing! I am glad that you love the story. I love English people; they have the greatest accents. I want to visit England sometime. I hope you keep reading! (See second thanks below.)

Hpjsr – Hey look, you get two thanks! Yeah I know that I could be more perverted, but I am already perverted enough in real life so I decided to just leave it like that. I am glad that you like it.

Greengrl – Lol, I am person who is completely open with those kind of things; if I am horny then the whole world is probably going to know it. Lol. Don't worry I didn't change it. I am also honored that you think I am a good writer.

Blink182Rox – Yeah, he is pretty decent. Whenever I see that movie, I laugh at his Adams apple. That thing is so large! Lol. I bet you are mad at me again for this cliffy.

g.c. Smores – Lol, being horny is much fun though. Sorry that I didn't redo it, but I promise you that from now on I will leave all the horniness out. Does that sound good?

Mrsjesspotter – Yeah I know. Sorry about that. My sister won't stop yelling at me for it, but I am too lazy to change it. Hopefully you don't mind.

Haters r gonna rock dis world – I like the new username. I am glad that you approve. Lol.

BRaTsKi – That was what I decided to do. Thanks for the opinion!

SirusLivesOn – Lol, thanks for the advice. Sounds like your mate is quite a horny girl like me. Lol. I bet you are glad that you weren't there.

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