Anthy: Fun-ness!
Anshi: Oh...to everyone out there bitching to me about "oober" and "uber"...Anthy will explain.
Anthy: Well...when me and Cory (hi to Cory!) were in WT, we had free days once in a while where we could go to the big gym and play with the basketballs. Well..after a round or two of playing "horse", we got bored and decided that we wanted to do something that would make it last longer. So...first we made "whore", just so we could shout at each other. Then we wanted it to be longer, so we changed "uber" into "oober" and made it "oober (space!) whore". And yes...you must say the space.
Anshi: Crazy persons.
Anthy: Yes...
Anshi: So there...stop yelling at us for it. And the cat belongs to Azumanga Daioh
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Change Card! Subaru and Panoru!
It's time to change
Throw out the books
And start again
Break all the rules
Fall on your face
Don't be ashamed
It was a normal day by any standards. Kamui was skipping class (as usual), Panoru was chasing Subaru (threatening him to keep away from Kamui), and Sakura and Tomoyo and Kero were off on vacation. Soooooooooooooooooooooo...Kamui was stuck to capturing cards on his own. And Tomoyo-chan had even left him cute outfits for him to wear. Kamui, out of fear of being mauled to death by a pissed off Tomoyo, wore them anyways.
Anyways...it was a normal day. Kamui was going to meet with Panoru.
"GOOD LORRRRRRRRRRRD!!!!!"
"WHAT THE HEEEEEEEELLLLLLL?!?!?!?!?!"
Summoning the spooky wand thing, Kamui jumped into a phone booth that randomly appeared, changed and flew out to investigate. He found Subaru and Panoru sitting on the ground looking freaked out and confused.
"Um...what's happening?"
"Kamui!!!!" Panoru shouted, glomping him, she was soon kicked aside by Subaru.
"What's happening?" Kamui asked again.
"Well...We were sitting here, very exhausted and then there was a blue light and I found myself staring at my own body. Then I looked and I was in Subaru's body." Panoru-Subaru said. (They will be labled as Panoru-S and Subaru-P [the first name is why they are])
Kamui blinked.
"Hey! Subaru! Don't you DARE touch yourself! I'll feel violated!"
"So...you and Panoru have switched bodies?"
"Yep."
"Use your CLAMP stick and unswitch us!!"
"I'll try...Freaky card thing that gave my friends a random sex-change...return to the form you were destined to be! Um...change card!!"
Nothing happened.
"Weeeeeeeell...give it a few hours. In the meantime...stay here!!!"
Panoru-S gave Kamui an evil death glare and randomly scooped a cat off the ground and threatened to fling it at Kamui. After a moment of hesitation, she whirled around and chucked it at Subaru-P. Kamui decided that rather than get an evil biting cat flung at his head (or possibly down his pants), he would sit here and wait it out with them.
"So...Kamui, why are you wearing that?"
"What?"
"That outfit."
(anyone religiously read CCS? Think of a guy's version of the first outfit used on Illusion...please draw this for me!! I will love anyone who draws Kamui in funny and cute CCS outfits!)
"Tomoyo made it...and I have to wear them or she will murder me."
"Worse than the cat?"
"Panoru...er...Subaru...put that cat down."
FLING!
So the day went like this for several hours before Kamui tried again, with similar results. They decided to wait until sundown, and then there would be more magical potential. And Panoru never seemed to get tired of flinging the biting cat at someone. Twice she unexpectedly chucked it at Sorata's head, but he never really got hit.
At sundown, they tried. The two of them glowed and Kamui was rewarded with another card.
Panoru did a thorough check of her body to make sure Subaru didn't do anything. She then scooped up several biting cats and threw them at Subaru. As he ran off screaming, Panoru turned to Kamui.
"Well...I'm not sure how to thank you...and I know how much you hate stupid gifts and what not...so...let's go shove the entire contents of a McDonalds down your throat."
"WHAT?!?!"
"Well then...you pick the restaurant...and go get changed. But you had damn well better eat some food...you have a smaller waist size than me!"
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Anthy: Chapter three done!
Anshi: I'm not familiar with all stories, so if you want me to do something in particular, give me a brief rundown of the plot (for a card)
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