Card Captor Kamui

Anthy: BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Anshi: Plays!!

Anthy: Kamui and Sakura join forces once more!

Anshi: And many odd experiences continue.

Anthy: insert evil laugh here

Anshi: And we need help.

Anthy: Really fast.

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Card Captor Kamui

The Sunlit Garden (part one)

Funny how I feel for you.

Because I'm loving you by myself.

Come on lover, when will we be together?

When I'm with you I'm happy

Kamui woke to the happy cheery-ness of day, and realized that this was one day that he actually had to go to school. He got up and dressed before rushing out the door. He met up with Panoru, Fuma (even thought I hate him with a passion), and Kotori. They were discussing their contributions to the musical that their class was doing. They were going to choose parts today.

"What part do you want Panoru?" Kotori asked.

"I wanna be the prince!" She said, pulling out her Kakumei Shojo Utena manga. (What? You've never heard of/seen this? GO SEE IT NOW!!!)

"How about you Kamui?"

"I want to have no speaking part whatsoever. In fact...I do not want to be associated with this at all." Kamui said, before getting a cat chucked at his head.

The choosing process was simple, there were lines on the board with paper covering the parts at the bottom, and people would write their name over a line. Kamui, Panoru and Kotori's names were all next to each other.

"Alright, time to see who got which parts for 'The Sunlit Garden'." The teacher said, pulling the papers away. There were gasps of amazement all around.

Kotori Monou: Prince Tsukasa

Kamui Shiro: Princess Megumi

Panoru Sakurazu: the Dragon Seraphirot

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!!?!" Kamui and Kotori shouted. Panoru laughed.

Scripts were handed out and read-throughs began. It was easy to see that Kamui hated being stuck with that part, and Panoru had to threaten to chuck a cat at his head to get him to do anything. The run-throughs went on for a while, before they called it a day and Panoru had the "gift" of making sure Kamui didn't try to throw the script away.

"Oh come on Kamui, you'll make a very cute princess." Panoru said.

"Why don't you be the princess and I'll be the dragon."

"Because I am already a dragon, and besides, I already called Tomoyo, she said that she's do costumes for you, me and Kotori." The color drained from Kamui's face. Panoru took hold of Kamui's ear and dragged him all the way to Tomoyo's house, where Tomoyo, Kotori, Sakura, and Syaoran were currently.

"So...let me see the script. Tomoyo said. Panoru smiled and sat down to talk with Sakura, Kotori, and Syaoran.

"Well, you shouldn't feel too bad about this Kamui, Syaoran had to play the part of a princess before." Sakura said.

"And he made a very cute princess." Panoru said.

"Panoru, feel free to relax if you want. This room is big enough." Tomoyo said, pulling out a sketchbook and a tape measure.

"Thanks."

Panoru began to change. Her face twisted and grew into the snout of a dragon. Her arms and legs began to grow and claws replaced fingers. Her body became long and serpentine, and a tail appeared. Soon, a dragon (like Haku in Spirited away, or one of the dragons in the manga) was resting its head on the back of the couch next to Kotori.

"I didn't know you could do this Panoru." Kotori said.

I've always been able to do this. I'm surprised you haven't spazzed.Panoru said.

"Hey...anyone want to see the sketch I did for Kamui's dress?" Tomoyo asked. Kamui sweatdropped and said nothing.

The dress was long and flowy. It had lots of frills and ribbons and other fun things.

Kamui, where are you gonna get boobs for that dress?Kamui blushed harder than anyone should be able to.

"Coconuts?" Sakura wondered mildly. Everyone burst out laughing.

It's easier to hide them than to grow them.Again, more laughter.

"We could stuff it..."

With coconuts!

In the many busy weeks that followed, Kamui received everything from sympathy cards to good-luck charms to flowers. Panoru was busy memorizing her lines and helping both Kotori and Kamui through their acting. Tomoyo was busy with costumes, making a pretty knight outfit for Kotori. Panoru was the first to test out Kamui's princess outfit. She strolled along the floor and acted very lady-like before they called in Kamui and got him ready.

Panoru (and Gourry!) helped out with a certain...problem.

"We still need a way to give him boobs." She said, before getting a great idea. Kamui was already redder than the ribbons in his dress...and Tomoyo laughed. She knew.

"Kamui, come here and bring that dress." Panoru said, poking her head out from behind a door.

Kamui emerged moments later with (Anshi: a rack like Naga! is beamed over the head with a kamakazi watermelon) breasts. Panoru looked very happy with herself.

"I got the idea from Gourry from Slayers. Lina and co. stuffed a bra with fruit and made Gourry wear it. So...I thought that this might work with Kamui." Kamui turned and shot her an evil death glare.

"I will kill you." He said, still wearing the dress.

"He needs a wig." Tomoyo said.

"I agree."

On the day of the last dress rehearsal, one of the prop boys ran over to Kotori with an odd looking sword in his hands. It was thin and had feathers on either side of the hilt.

"I'll use this for the play itself, not the rehearsal." Kotori said before rushing off on stage to say her lines.

Panoru saw the sword right before she transformed into her dragon form to step out on stage and be evil. She resolved to tell Kamui about it later, for she was certain that it wasn't a prop.

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