I do not own anything *tear* Be advised, be aware, read further at your own risk. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ They weren't laughing. It seemed as if they were serious, but, it just seemed so absurd. "Why? What do you think will happen to me?" I asked, not really caring about the answer. "Do you not remember what happened a few years ago, Duo?" Quatre asked softly. "A lot of things happened." I glance at Heero, who was staring at me again. Why was he doing that? Why can't he look at something else with those deep ... eyes .....that .....bore....into....your...soul? I snapped back to reality when Quatre started to speak again. "You know, between you, and....Relena?" He said the name with spite. "Oh....that....uh....I haven't thought about that...in...a while..." I stumbled over the words. I didn't want to say them. But they had to come out, one way or another. "I...pushed it....out of my memory...." "Don't blame you..." Heero said. "She is odd enough normally. Now, what exactly did happen? There are many versions, you know..." I looked over at Heero again and saw that sparkle in his eyes, that sweet familiar sparkle that only appeared when Heero was planning something. "Wouldn't you like to know...?" I defended myself. I didn't want to tell him that....that....ugh, the thought made me sick. "Come, tell us, please?" They both put on puppy dog eyes, and how can anyone resist that? I mean, it looked like Quatre was about to cry, his eyes went so wide. And you don't want to start him with the tears....its not good. A perfectly good pillow was ruined the last time Quatre cried. Some white stuff was on was on it....I didn't ask, just threw it out. "It wasn't my fault! Honest! I was drunk on sugar and.....and...I didn't mean to!!!!" "You're dodging it..." "Ugh....I told her secrets okay? That is the monster thing. I told." "OOOO told what?" Quatre sat on the edge of the couch. "Tell....please? I am dieing to know!!" I gave up. I wasn't going to win. And besides, I told before. What does it matter now? "Relena....well, half of her wants to be a man...." I sighed and shook my head. Bad visions came into my head, visions of Relena coming at me with a baseball bat. She had really done that too. "What?" Both Heero and Quatre asked. "Half of her wants to be a man..." "What half?"

"Guess." "Oh.....THAT half..." Laughter burst out then. I have to admit, it is kind of hard to picture Relena with male parts. "So, that's why you are afraid for me?" I asked after a few minutes. "Yes, if she went after Quatre thinking he wanted to have sexual intercourse with her, who knows what will happen if she remembers that you know her......desires..." Heero said, very formally. "Exactly." Quatre did not seem very broken up anymore for some reason. "So...what will happen now?" I asked. I wanted to know what I will do if Relena comes to kill me or...even worse....take all m peanut butter way. 'Mmmm' I thought, thinking of the delicious stuff. Just thinking of it made my mouth water. "We get you out of this apartment. She might come." Quatre stood up, and I just stared at him. "Where....will....I....go?" I stammered, still staring stupidly up at him. "My place." Heero said eyes half closed. This time, I stared at Heero, absently thinking of peanut butter at the same time. "I am hungry...can I have a sandwich before we go?" ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Neco: Mua-hahahahaha! We are the anime freaks with sick little minds! Imaginary Quatre: Stop that! Imaginary Duo: Why? It seems great to me. Imaginary Heero: *Stands there and shakes his head.*