Lilo and Stitch: BUNKER
All was peaceful and quiet in the Kilo household, except for the sound of crashing objects. Lilo and Stitch were throwing pots, pans and vases (basically everything breakable) around the house. They were testing Dr. Jumba's invention, a spray that would make objects unbreakable under any circumstance. He had conducted every test imaginable. This was the final test. If they couldn't break it, no one could. The evil genius pronounced his invention a success. He had sprayed the entire house with it, so Ganto couldn't tear off the roof again. Melty also couldn't melt anything. The evil genius said, "A tsunami or meteorite couldn't smash this house!" He added, "It also makes good nuclear holocaust shelter." He gave an evil laugh.
It was two days since Lilo's party. Lilo understood Stitch's language almost perfectly by now. All was peaceful for the moment.
Meanwhile, in his prison cell in space, Dr. Hamsterville was speaking to a tall shadowy figure with rabbit-like ears. He wore a grey suit with red pinstripes and a hat.
The figure, who looked like a thirties gangster, said, "In 3 ½ Earth days the Hamster wheel crime syndicate will meet on Earth. You are invited too, which you usually aren't, since you are higher up than us. For a member of the Devil's 5, you are an idiot."
"Quiet!" said Dr. Hamsterville. "You stupid stupid-head."
"Your boss hasn't sanctioned your scheme, but we might as well go ahead with it." spoke the gangster.
"Goodbye George," said Hamsterville.
"Goodbye Rupert," said the gangster.
The evil rodent cringed. He hated his real first name. He muttered, "Stupid strong armed tactics and extortion expert."
Meanwhile on Earth an experiment pod with the numbers 401 was activated when Lilo accidentally tripped on it. It flew several feet and landed near Ying, an experiment that could shoot water from tentacle-like arms. She looked at the pod and thought, "One of my cousins, huh? I'll just let it out of there and tell Lilo and Stitch that I saw it." She was taking a break for the moment from making and enlarging the Hawaiian islands.
Yang was at the lighthouse with Sparky. Ying went up towards Lilo's house in order to find her and Stitch. Meanwhile, the experiment activated! It was an almost exact duplicate of Stitch except for the fact that it was grey and had a birthmark on its tummy that looked like a construction hat. It wore a tool belt. It went towards the local junkyard, for two reasons. One, it was hungry. For like Stitch and many other experiments it could eat just about anything, including metal. Two, it wanted to build something.
In Ganto's ship, the shark-like alien was really mad. He had been fooled last time by 626 at Lilo's party two days ago and was still mad. He had always considered Stitch to be very stupid. The prank on him had been an unpleasant surprise.
The experiment computer turned on and said, "Warning, 401 activated. Primary function: To create indestructible fortresses out of objects lying around." Ganto looked further and said to himself, "This abomination can create weapons out of the most ordinary objects, or create a super powerful fortress that is almost impossible to get into. It can also create the ultimate trap or jail cell to ensnare its enemies."
625 quipped, "Sounds like he should be old fuzzball's jailor." 625 left to make a salami-turkey-onion sandwich. Ganto went after the experiment.
Meanwhile, Ying reached Lilo's house. When she got there she rang the doorbell with a burst of water. Lilo opened it, saying to Jumba, "Your planet sounds violent and although the concept of the loser being the winning team's slave for life sounds kind of appealing, it is still sick and wrong."
The evil genius said, "Evil genius grew up on violent planet. That is partly why evil genius is, well, evil genius. Besides if evil obnoxious red-haired girl was slave for life you could simply order her not to talk to you again."
Lilo replied, "Good point," as she opened the door.
Ying appeared. A voice spoke in Lilo's head. "Lilo," said the voice. "I have let experiment 401 lose so you can capture it and turn it good. Please get it before that fish-like nut Ganto does. That particular experiment is an old friend of mine.
Lilo looked at the evil genius and asked two questions. Number one, she asked, "How can she speak through my brain?"
The evil genius replied, "She is telepathic and you are smart to realize that, little girl."
Lilo blushed at this.
She asked, "What can that experiment do? What did Ying say it was her friend?"
The evil genius replied, "I will tell you." He explained the experiment's function. "I suggest you name him Bunker. You aren't the only one who gets to name them!" Lilo nodded.
Jumba continued, "Not all the experiments were built for destruction. Some of them, particularly in the 400 series were not evil. These experiments got along well. Ying was also one of these. For almost three years these two experiments were what you might call best buddies.
Then Lilo said something that impressed the evil genius. "When Ganto was littlie he wasn't evil he was good. I think his evilness and aggressiveness might have come from something in his childhood." She got another compliment from Jumba, who rarely gave them out.
Then she and Stitch went to get the experiment. Ganto was near Slushy's ice cream cart while the owner was out for a break. The evil shark-like creature grabbed Bunker and was about to lift him up when Bunker hit him in the hand suddenly with a small but extremely hard hammer from his tool belt. Lilo, Stitch and Ying got there just in time to see it happen. Ying said telepathically, "I told you on the way here, he can take care of himself. With that tool belt of his he could vaporize Ganto if he wanted, with the plasma blaster he keeps there.
Slushy then finished off Ganto by freezing the ground under him, causing him to fall on his patooky. Slushy froze Ganto's legs. Ganto yelled for 625, who was nearby, to get an ice pick and free him or he would never eat another sandwich again.
Lilo and the others ran off. Lilo said in Stitch's language to Ganto, "Bye bye, popsicle fish!"
When they got back to the house, Bunker decided that his new home would be a junkyard near a local construction site. Suddenly, the TV, which was turned on, said that a tornado watch was in effect. Bunker mmediately ran to Lilo's school after asking her for directions. He started boarding up the school. He put all types of devices all around the windows and doors to prevent anyone from entering.
When Lilo went with Stitch to see how Bunker was doing, the evil genius gave her a wristwatch with laser and communicator built in. He said the communicator is useful for talking over long distances. Also, he said, "no mileage charges!" As they left they shouted, "Do not tell bigger girl about the laser implanted in that watch." Noni was in the kitchen and said "What laser?" The evil genius muttered, in his Russian-style accent, "Oh great.."
When they got there, they saw Bunker boarding up Lilo's hula school. She contacted Jumba with the communicator. After she told him what the experiment was doing, he gave one of his trademark evil genius laughs and said, "Maybe I forgot to mention that this experiment is obsessed with protection from natural disasters." Lilo glared at him. He was puzzled and thought, "Little girl usually does not act this way. Something is quite wrong!"
Meanwhile, Stitch was trying to stop Bunker when a fist fight between them started. Lilo finally managed to convince Bunker that boarding up her school was ridiculous since there was no one in there to protect. He then calmed down and went back to the junkyard. There he created sculptures out of junk that were sold at a hefty profit to art collectors. He also created many machines from spare parts. Lilo was amazed. The experiment enjoyed itself and eventually bought the junkyard. After this particular experiment, Lilo's ohano had more money than ever before.
On a side note, Ganto also showed up. Lilo's laser wristwatch deterred him. He came back ragged and was greeted by someone. "Greetings brother," said the figure. "The boss said it was my turn to hatch a plan. Those ohano idiots are certainly going to get it," said the villain chuckling.
The End
Coming up next! An experiment that sucks up water is released in the next chapter. And a new enemy appears. A story with great eventual consequences is told. 'What's going on', you ask? Find out next time in "Spongy."
