Jounouchi's Journal

By Liz

I decided that I needed another addition to the "Journal" series...mwahahaha! Enjoy!


Uhhh...

I don't really know what I'm supposed to do with this...I know you write in it...but what should I write?

I know! This journal was a gift from Yuugi on my birthday! Yuugi's so nice to me. One time, he gave me free duel monsters cards and I was happy. And then there was the time when he let me copy his homework...or maybe he thought that I was studying from it...oh well.

Let's see...I have some other friends too. Like Honda. He's a good friend. And Anzu...is kind of a good friend. She's too busy staring at Yami to notice anything else though.

Which reminds me of what happened today. I got to school late (of course) and as I was running in, Kaiba was looking at me. So I looked back at him and I was like "What are you looking at you idiot." And he was like "Shut up..."

...and this journal isn't at all interesting.

It's hard for me! I'm not the writing type! I mostly just talk to people and that's how I express my feelings. I'm not into the whole "open yourself to an inanimate object" thing. I know Bakura is...I've seen him writing a little too much in that journal of his...

He scares me a little. Especially when he's writing...and looking at me at the same time...and when he through a homework book out the window and hit me.

Hey! That hurt you know! It came out of nowhere! Then he had the nerve to throw a bookcase at me! I have scars from that!

Oh well. Let's see...there's gotta be something else to write about. I could always write about what I did after school today. I went to the game shop and played duel monsters. And Yuugi beat me every time. There's no way to beat that kid!

And I thought he'd be distracted with Yami hanging all over him the entire time. And here I thought I was the teenager with hormone problems. My god. The two of them...

And oddly enough, I could have sworn I saw Bakura in the window with a camera...

Oh well. What else happened today? Oh yeah! I was walking down the street and I ran into a telephone pole. That was kind of embarrassing. Especially since Kaiba was there and he was laughing.

Come to think of it...Kaiba seems to be in a lot of places that I am. The other day he was following me into a restaurant, claiming that he had a business meeting. Another time he was right behind me when I was in the locker room...

Does Kaiba like following me? I don't know. Maybe he was trying to find some weakness to me that he could insult...

Enough about Kaiba. More about people who actually like me. Like...not Kaiba. How about Honda...my best friend. Yeah, me and Honda...we're friends...and yeah...

And this journal sucks. Why can't I write anything interesting!?

What? Was Kaiba interesting?

...nah...there has to be something to write about! How about what I got on my last test! Well, maybe I shouldn't put that in here...this journal is supposed to make me look good! And dammit, I'll look good!

That's right. Katsuya Jounouchi...handsome blonde duelist! Anyone wanting to challenge that idea will have to go through me!

If they even know I said that. Should I make this an online journal? Whatever. I don't think that would be very smart...

Knowing how much I've mentioned Kaiba. AUGH! Stop talking about him! That rich bastard can go jump off a building or something.

Wait...he already tried that. Nevermind! That was almost a messy day. We could have lost Kaiba and then Yuugi probably would've had a heart attack. Then Anzu would have went on about how Kaiba was such a good person, even though we didn't really know it. Then Mokuba would have been sad and he would have cried and bad stuff would have happened.

So it's a good thing that he's still alive.

Sorta. Cause he keeps appearing in my journal!

Scribble scribble. Maybe I'll draw a picture of some sort. Become an artist and draw a famous painting! Get rich off of my art and have more money than Kaiba! Then I could drop out of school and never have to see him again!

ACK. I drew Kaiba! Wow, this looks like crap. I think I'll burn this...later. For now it'll go on my floor.

I haven't seen Shizuka in a while. I know she misses me and I miss her. Hopefully I can go visit her someday. I'll buy her a present just cause.

Eh...then maybe I'll take it away and yell at her. Why? Because she told me she likes KAIBA.

That's why I have bitterness to Kaiba! My sister likes him! Dammit why does he have to always torment me!?

...I think I'll go take a walk around the park. Try and get my mind off of a certain stupid CEO.

Try and put my mind on something else. Think of something else. Let's see...how about a tree? Yes, a tree is more interesting than Kaiba. WAY more interesting than Kaiba. A tree with it's green leaves and it's brown bark. And it's tall...ness...and it's not helping me.

How about something else. Like, sand. Oh wonderful sand! How I like you more than Kaiba. Your brown-ness and your sand...ness...and this sucks. There has to be something more interesting than Kaiba. The tree was...but then it reminded me of him...and sand is just too boring.

How about duel monsters! Yeah! I like duel monsters WAAAY more than I like Kaiba. Like my Red Eyes Black Dragon! Yeah! And my awesomeness in Battle City!

...which was run by Kaiba. WHY WHY WHY!? I swear something is trying to brainwash me. Though now that I think of it, I have been thinking about him more lately.

Sigh. I hate being me.

So let's talk about someone else other than me and Kaiba. How about Yuugi some more? That sounds good. Yeah, so, Yuugi and his Yami are together and it's nice. And I'm so totally jealous. But whatever. I'm happy for them and their relationship and their "I love you" stuff...that they always do around us. GET A ROOM.

Yes, I like them both...they are my friends...but PLEASE. Spare us the trauma! We all know you love each other...but you don't need to prove it on my kitchen counter! Which reminds me...I need to go buy some disinfectant for that said counter.

Shudder.

It's amazing that I'm the only one in the group (besides Anzu...I don't think we count her as one of us anymore...she's gotten distant lately...) who's not in a relationship.

Yuugi has Yami.

Honda has Otogi.

Bakura has Ryou...which was surprising yet not surprising at the same time. And it's sad knowing that Bakura placed himself back into jail again...

That's pretty much our entire group right there. I know what you're thinking. I should date Mai...but she really hasn't spoken to us in such a long time...I'm afraid she's over us...too bad...

And NO. The other option is out of the question! Never in a million years! I would never date that stupid brunette!

Anzu and I would never make a good couple.

And don't even talk about other brunettes...

I think I'm going to find something to do now...


Liz: Wow...I was bored. But look! It's something! Yay!

Bakura: What about my journal!? What happened to that!?

Liz: -runs away-

Bakura: Hey! WHERE ARE YOU GOING!?

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