Jounouchi's Journal
By Liz
PARTY! I'M UPDATING HUZZAH! Yes, the journal can be written on in the shower...just so you know hehehe
...walk...
...walk faster...
...walk even faster...
...run...
...run faster...
...sprint...
...sprint faster! He's behind you! GO AWAY! AHHH!
Why the hell is Kaiba following me? Does he like to stalk me? WHY? Is he planning to kill me or something? Sure, we aren't good friends and all, and we don't get along either...but he doesn't have to kill me! Help!
...I'll turn this corner...ack! He's still following me! What should I do? Should I just turn around and say "QUIT FOLLOWING ME!" or should I just run to my apartment?
I'll take choice B...AHHHHHHH!
Okay. I'm in my house now and he's standing outside...looking up at my window. Uhhmm...should I call the police? Oh, yeah, that would go well.
"Hello? Police? This is Jounouchi Katsuya...and there is a man standing outside my house. I fear for my life!"
"Do you know his name?"
"Why yes, it is Kaiba Seto..."
"...AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yeah right kid." And then they hang up. Grrr...it makes me have so much faith that our policemen are taking care of the city...right.
So then I call the only person who would probably believe me/help me.
Yuugi.
"Yuugi, man, you gotta help me! Kaiba's outside my house!"
"...?"
"I'M SERIOUS"
"Okay Jounouchi...I don't know how to help you..." Then he hung up too. He sounded a little busy...erm...yeah...not good. I don't think there's anyone who's going to help me!
Okay, calm down. Let's just go take a nice warm shower to help you relax, okay Katsuya? Okay...
...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
THERE'S SOMETHING WRITTEN ON MY MIRROR!
Oh wait...it's just my name...WRITTEN IN BLACK PRINTER INK! AIEEEEEEE!
Oh great, now there's a lightning storm outside. Ha! Maybe Kaiba will go home! There's no way rich-boy will stand out in the rain ruining all his expensive clothes. Ha!
...but lemme check anyway.
Okay, he's gone. Phew! No more Kaiba!
...what was that?
Oh stop it Katsuya! Now you're hearing things! Just go back to the bathroom and take your shower. That's it. Just walk to the bathroom. Lock the door if you really need too.
...wait. Did I lock the front door?
No, I didn't. Let me lock it now...there...what was that noise? Is someone in here?
...nah, can't be! I would have seen them by now! Okay, back to the bathroom to take my shower.
...okay, I'm in the shower now. Ah, the warm water feels nice. Mmm...hey! Why did the lights go out? Oh yeah...hehe...the storm...right...WHO'S TOUCHING ME?
...stop freaking out Katsuya. There is no one in the house, there is no one touching you. In fact, no one wants to touch you EVER so shut up already!
...okay I guess I was a little mean to myself...maybe I shouldn't talk about myself in third person...
...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Okay, there is definitely someone in the house...I can feel his hands on my back...I can feel his breath on my shoulder...what am I supposed to do? Okay...I'll kick him! Yeah!
...erm...there was a good spot...he's on the floor now...who the hell is this? Let me shine a flashlight on him...OH MY GOD
KAIBA?
...uhhh...uhhhh...calm down Katsuya! It's not your fault you knocked out the most powerful man in Domino! No! He was in your house and he wasn't supposed to be! You had your rights!
...maybe I should take him to the bed and leave him there...or I could call the cops...wait...they'd probably do this:
Me: KAIBA'S IN MY HOUSE AND HE TRIED TO RAPE ME
Cops: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Yeah sure...
...and this is why I don't think I'll ever trust the cops...besides...I don't think they like me anyway...
Okay Kaiba...you can stay here...only because you're unconscious...and because I lov—feel bad for you...ehehehe...
And now the fun begins...
...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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