gime: I'm SO SORRY! I wasn't getting the best of grades, so I lost my computer. I'm going to do the best I can to update a bit more regularly, and Blkstr has the copy of Wish Granted and the floppy disk, so she's going to try to update as much as possible as well.

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The Realm of the Bishonen Chapter five: One hell of a wakeup call

Later that day, after Jess had taken her Legolas to the Bishie center, the group of trainers set out on the road to the next city. Susan, who had eaten a metric ton of sugar in Pixy Stiks and Pocky, was bouncing up and down about the road, her Demonic Sano trying desperately to call her down.

Nat stares at the Demonic fighter. "Hey Susan? Who is it that your Sano has demon blood?"

Sano blushes, the red traveling to the tips of his ears. "My mother was a Yukina. Mating outside your anime is not the best of ideas, as you can plainly see." Sweatdropping, he pulls Susan away from the rock she was talking to.

"A Sano and a Yukina. Weird." Jess mutters. Seeing that Susan's still being loud and annoying, she pulls out her rapier. "You know Susan, I could always use some target practice." she hints as she tests the edge of the blade with her thumb. Seeing the shiny metal glinting in the moonlight, Susan gulps and plants her feet solidly on the ground. Jess grins. "Hey Bug! Mark this day on the calendar, Susan actually took a hint!"

Nat nods, but doesn't say anything as she looks into the bushes. "Uh- huh, yep, right, hey, can you girls wait for me for a sec?" Pulling out an empty ball, she races into the bushes. Everyone holds their breath as they hear rustling, a startled yelp, then the triumphant cry from the young trainer. Running back out, she grins as she holds up the ball. "I KNEW I heard something! I caught another one!"

Susan grins "Well don't just stand there, let's see!"

Smirking, Nat holds out the ball. In a flash of red light, her new Bishonen appears. He scowls at the girls as they squeal. Pulling out her Dex, Jess points it at the Bishie.

"Chang Wufei. A fighter/Mech type Bishonen. Stage, San. This Bishonen is a strong fighter, and will keep going to the bitter end. Proud, he will get depressed if ever beaten. Strong-willed, it is suggested that a trainer has at least one other bishonen to keep Wufei in line."

Jess grins. "There you are Bug! Someone stronger than your Mutt!" Insulted, Wufei turns and disappears into his ball. Rolling her eyes, Nat clips the ball onto her belt.

Jess yawns. "How else wants to set up camp?" Both girls and Sano raise their hands. Pulling out her capsules, Jess throws out the sleeping bags. Following suit, the others wriggle into their bags. Tapping her bish- balls, Jess yells, "Anyone who wants to sleep outside, now's your chance!" When only her Legolas appears, Jess shrugs and climbs into her bag. Slowly, everyone drifts off to sleep.

The next morning, Nat wakes up first to the sound of the birds chirping in the trees. Stretching, she pulls on her clothes. Looking around, she barely stifles a yell as she spots Legolas and Jess, in the same sleeping bag! Their clothes are scattered around the bag, and she can see red marks all over the Elf's back. As she stares, Jess stirs. Yawning, the older trainer sits up, smiling at her Bishonen. She kisses him on the forehead before she crawls out and pulls on her clothes. Only then does she see her little sister. Staring, she says the first thing that comes to mind. "Oh, crap."

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gime: There you are! I'm sorry, but I promise that I'll try to upload the next chapter sometime this week. I can't say when, but I will try.

ja ne!