Gime: Dudes! How've ya been?
Crickets
Gime: Ok I get it, you want the story.
Legolas: As you might say it trainer mine, DUH!
Gime: What the? Leggie-kun, you just used slang!
Piccolo: I thing he's been around you for way to long.
Disclaimer: STOP TRYING TO TAKE AWAY MY ONLY JOY YOU FREAKY LAWYERS!!!
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Chapter nine. Gyms, trainers, and a surprise you don't want!
After a few days, everyone finally reaches the city named Elenea. Jess huffs at the name as they check in with the guard. "I wonder why they used an Elvish word for this city? I mean, it's on the coast, they could have named it after the sea or something."
Anya sighs as she watches Susan bonking Jess over the head. 'She's been jabbering like that for the past three days! When is she going to shut up!?' she thinks. Sano sighs as he talks to his demon counterpart, and the new trainer Brett is being quiet as he walks with the others. Demoonica had been gone for a few days to explain to Megumi why they had broken the rule to not enter the Bishonen territories.
The girl sighs again as she looks at Natalie before Jess says something very, stupid. "You know, I feel like celebrating the fact that we got out of 'Lorien. Who wants to get drop dead drunk?!" All the trainers, except Anya, and a few of her Bishonen, cheer at this idea. Jess grins evilly. "Ok then, let's get a few rooms, drop off our stuff, and find a bar!" she cheers.
Legolas frowns. "I am not so sure about this. . . " He starts.
Jess smiles as they enter a hotel. "Oh come on, you can't say that some Miruvor doesn't sound good right now yourself Legolas!" she says knowingly before turning to the clerk in front of them. "We'd like," she turns and counts the amount of trainers. "… Three rooms please!"
After the standard questions, the man finally passes them three keys. At once, Susan grabs them and grins. "I call Anya as roommate!" she yells.
Jess frowns. "Nat's staying with me, no matter what!" she says hotly. "If Demoonica returns while we're here, Zander will bunk with Brett and Demoonica can stay with one of us."
Anya nods. "Agreed."
Half an hour later finds all the trainers but Anya in the local bar. The other trainer had decided to stay at the hotel and take advantage of the hot tubs. Everyone else though, was already drunk, including the Bishonen.
"We're devils and black sheep and really bad eggs, drink up me 'earties yo ho!!" Everyone sings as they chug back on the liquor. Jess laughs harshly as she finishes her bottle of Dwarfish beer. "Oh man, I love dissh song!"
Susan staggers as she climbs to the top of the table. She pulls Jess out of the grasp of her Bishonen and up on the table. "Aren't we gonna shing for der loverly people?" she slurs.
Jess sways on her feet as she takes a gulp of a fresh bottle of rum. "Revolution? In English?"
Both girls grin drunkenly as they break out into slurred song.
"Let's go on living our lives heroically, with style.
Just a long, long time
And even if the two of us should be separated,
Let go of me
Take my revolution.
In the sunlit garden, hand in hand,
We drew close, and soothed each other with the words:
"Neither of us will ever fall in love again."
Our unity was so strong, it changed its form
And now our lifestyle is so robust...
Everyday, every time
Every time
I'll take a bit of my loneliness, and cram it inside
The smile I have in this picture of us cheek-to-cheek.
Revolution!
As of tomorrow, I'll be such a heroic, stylish woman,
That everyone will turn to look back at me.
But even if the two of us should be separated,
Our hearts will always be together.
They say, "Money can not buy me love."
I know that, but can love buy me money?
They said so on TV.
Apathy, indifference...It's so endless.
That they think all young people are that way makes me
Feel so bad! But how could we help ourselves?
I feel so bad,
But you know, I believe we care about our friends
More than anything, and surely more than grown-ups do.
Revolution
Though I dream, even though I cry, and even though I get hurt,
And reality approaches now, frantically,
I can't lose my place in life and my self-worth
Just to protect myself.
I'll go my way. No turning back. Before the time comes,
For each of us to choose a different path
I'll release the so precious, oh so precious
Memories.
Take my revolution. Let's go on with our lives.
Reality approaches now, frantically.
What I want is to find my place in life and my self-worth,
Taking who I've been up until today....
… And finding the strength to get rid of it all, to strip down to nothing,
Like the roses whirling in freedom.
But even if the two of us should be separated,
I promise you, I will change the world."
With a bow, the two all but fall off the table to the applause of the other drunks in the tavern. Grinning, Jess plops down into her chair next to Legolas, who's drinking some of Brett's homemade alcohol. Natalie, who has been drinking only his stuff, is grinning like an idiot for the first time in days. The tavern owner himself had loved Brett's brew so much, that he had bought as much off the trainer as he could, so right now, the boy is a rich man.
Brett hiccups as he tries to fend off his Serenity. "Who wants another round of Pirates?" he yells in a slurred voice. There are multiple cheers as they start up another round of rum and singing.
The next morning finds all but two Bishonen groaning their heads off in pain back at the hotel. Legolas and Elladan, the only two who are in good shape, shake their heads at the pathetic sight of the trainers and Bishonen acting sick.
Jess staggers out of her room and over to Anya's room. She's startled at the sight of the older trainer groaning on her bed. "What happened to you?" she asks softly.
Anya looks over at the young woman. "Remind me to NEVER try any of Brett's alcohol again. He'd left some in my room, and I was a fool enough to drink it." She whispers. She slowly sits up as she watches Susan rolling out of bed with a thunk. "Now what can I do for you?"
Jess lowers her voice and whispers to the trainer. "Natalie's very sick, and I'm worried that she may have a 'present' left over from her stay in the woods." She bites her lip but continues. "Can you go down to the drug stare and buy a few pregnancy tests? I'll pay you back!"
Anya grins loopily and nods. "Sure, but there's no need to pay me back! Just give me a few minutes and I'll go get them."
Jess sighs in relief at this and heads back to her room. The sound of her sister loosing all the contents of her stomach almost makes her sick, but she bites her lip and lies down on the bed. Legolas sits next to her, rubbing her shoulders gently as they wait for Anya.
To her relief, Anya returns with the items within a few minutes. Jess watches as Piccolo thanks her and grabs the bag gingerly. Jess giggles as she takes the bag and enters the bathroom. Gently, she pulls her sister away from worshiping the porcelain god and smiles at her. "Here. I want you to use these." She says as she passes the bag to her.
Slowly, Natalie opens the bag, and flinches at what she sees. "I don't know how to use them." She says.
Jess laughs softly at this as she shoos her sister away from the toilet. "It's simple!" she says as she grabs one and sits down. Nat can't see her, but she can hear the sound of rustling plastic, then of water hitting water. "All you've got to do, is. . . ." She drifts off suddenly as she looks over at her little sis. "Nat? Can you pass the other two brands?" Curious, the girl complies. The silence is deafening as she hears her sister using them, before the bomb finally hits.
"OH MY DEAR MERCIFUL GOD!!!" Jess screams to the Heavens. Natalie howls in pain as she grabs her head, and all the other trainers within a 2-mile radius cringe at the sound of a screwed trainer. At once, Susan, Brett, Anya, and all of the Bishonen race and stumble into her room. Legolas and the trainers crowd around the doorway.
Anya and Susan push their way into the bathroom to see a shell-shocked Jessica on the floor, holding three sticks in her hands. Natalie is lying on the floor, whimpering in pain as she holds her head. Anya kneels down next to Jessica and places a hand on her shoulder. "What is it? What's wrong?"
Jess looks up at her with wide eyes before she looks past her and sees Legolas. Her eyes suddenly blaze, and she thrusts the tests at Anya, who blanches at the results. Marching up to the Elf, she slaps him as hard as she can before screaming. "AND YOU SAID WE DIDN'T NEED PROTECTION!!!!!!" causing all the people there to grab their ears before the meaning of her words register in their minds.
"Oh dear Eru!" Legolas mutters. Swiftly, he turns on Brett and grabs the bottle of alcohol from the trainer. "I shall be needing this." He mutters before chugging it all down. Brett and the others stare is amazement as Legolas grins, then as he finishes the bottle, falls over backwards asleep.
As Elladan slowly edges towards the sleeping Elf, Jess bursts back into the room. The fire in her eyes scares everyone as she grabs her belt and bish-balls. She glares at her bishonen as she growls. "We are going to the gym. We are going to challenge whoever is there. We are going to win because we will soon need the money badly. And we are going to do this with a smile on our faces." The little speech done, she taps Legolas on the head with his ball before she and her friends march out of the hotel.
The gym is very noisy with the sound of multiple Bishonen training, their owners yelling instructions. Jess ignores them though as she walks up to the front desk. She smiles, her personality to a 180 as she asks, "Hey, are there any trainers looking for challengers?" She ignores her Bishonen behind her, not noticing Anya and Susan sneaking away.
The receptionist smiles as she looks up at the girls. "Why yes, we've got two of them today actually. A girl named Kat and a second girl named Ermanil Luinedhel. Both are very good fighters, and have defeated everyone who's challenged them."
Jess smirks as she looks over at the fighting arena. "Is that so? Thank you very much." She says before marching off.
Before they follow Jessica, Brett and Natalie turn to the slightly stunned receptionist. "We apologize for our friend, she's not had a very good day." Brett tells her. Spotting Anya and Susan sneaking off, he grabs them by the collar and drags them behind him as he follows the ticking PMS time bomb toward the challengers.
In the Gym, they see a girl polishing her nails as a Yugi sits in a staring contest with a Pan. In the corner, a Mirai Trunks and a Vegito are arm wrestling, while a Goku snores away. Everyone flinches at the sight of so many Saiyans in the room, but laugh when Yugi blinks and Pan starts to yell in victory. The trainer looks back at Pan with a grin. "Finally Pan, you've defeated Yugi at something!" she jokes. Looking over at the trainers, she grins as she stands. "Ah finally, more challengers. Are all of you fighting?" the girl asks.
Jess grins as she nods. "Yep, but I'm going first. I need the money pretty badly." Grabbing Legolas' ball, she tosses the Elf out, only to sweat-drop at the sight of a very drunk Elf trying to stand on his own feet. "Ok . . . maybe not Legolas today." Jess mutters as she returns him to his ball to recover. Thinking for a second, she suddenly grins as she grabs a different ball. "Hope your sober in there . . ." she mutters before releasing Malik. Luckily, the Egyptian is sober, having been one of the few who had stayed with Anya in the hotel.
The girl grins at the sight of Malik. "Ok, let's make this battle interesting." Turning, she points at Malik as she yells, "Sic 'em Yugi!"
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gime: I'm so evil, aren't I?
Kat: My Yugi's so going to kick your Malik's butt!
Gime: You wanna bet?!
All bishies sweat-drop as the trainers pile money in a big pot.
Shin: This won't end well.
Faramir: No, it shan't.
Ok, please review for the pitiful trainer who's up a creek without a paddle.
Ja ne!
Crickets
Gime: Ok I get it, you want the story.
Legolas: As you might say it trainer mine, DUH!
Gime: What the? Leggie-kun, you just used slang!
Piccolo: I thing he's been around you for way to long.
Disclaimer: STOP TRYING TO TAKE AWAY MY ONLY JOY YOU FREAKY LAWYERS!!!
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.
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Chapter nine. Gyms, trainers, and a surprise you don't want!
After a few days, everyone finally reaches the city named Elenea. Jess huffs at the name as they check in with the guard. "I wonder why they used an Elvish word for this city? I mean, it's on the coast, they could have named it after the sea or something."
Anya sighs as she watches Susan bonking Jess over the head. 'She's been jabbering like that for the past three days! When is she going to shut up!?' she thinks. Sano sighs as he talks to his demon counterpart, and the new trainer Brett is being quiet as he walks with the others. Demoonica had been gone for a few days to explain to Megumi why they had broken the rule to not enter the Bishonen territories.
The girl sighs again as she looks at Natalie before Jess says something very, stupid. "You know, I feel like celebrating the fact that we got out of 'Lorien. Who wants to get drop dead drunk?!" All the trainers, except Anya, and a few of her Bishonen, cheer at this idea. Jess grins evilly. "Ok then, let's get a few rooms, drop off our stuff, and find a bar!" she cheers.
Legolas frowns. "I am not so sure about this. . . " He starts.
Jess smiles as they enter a hotel. "Oh come on, you can't say that some Miruvor doesn't sound good right now yourself Legolas!" she says knowingly before turning to the clerk in front of them. "We'd like," she turns and counts the amount of trainers. "… Three rooms please!"
After the standard questions, the man finally passes them three keys. At once, Susan grabs them and grins. "I call Anya as roommate!" she yells.
Jess frowns. "Nat's staying with me, no matter what!" she says hotly. "If Demoonica returns while we're here, Zander will bunk with Brett and Demoonica can stay with one of us."
Anya nods. "Agreed."
Half an hour later finds all the trainers but Anya in the local bar. The other trainer had decided to stay at the hotel and take advantage of the hot tubs. Everyone else though, was already drunk, including the Bishonen.
"We're devils and black sheep and really bad eggs, drink up me 'earties yo ho!!" Everyone sings as they chug back on the liquor. Jess laughs harshly as she finishes her bottle of Dwarfish beer. "Oh man, I love dissh song!"
Susan staggers as she climbs to the top of the table. She pulls Jess out of the grasp of her Bishonen and up on the table. "Aren't we gonna shing for der loverly people?" she slurs.
Jess sways on her feet as she takes a gulp of a fresh bottle of rum. "Revolution? In English?"
Both girls grin drunkenly as they break out into slurred song.
"Let's go on living our lives heroically, with style.
Just a long, long time
And even if the two of us should be separated,
Let go of me
Take my revolution.
In the sunlit garden, hand in hand,
We drew close, and soothed each other with the words:
"Neither of us will ever fall in love again."
Our unity was so strong, it changed its form
And now our lifestyle is so robust...
Everyday, every time
Every time
I'll take a bit of my loneliness, and cram it inside
The smile I have in this picture of us cheek-to-cheek.
Revolution!
As of tomorrow, I'll be such a heroic, stylish woman,
That everyone will turn to look back at me.
But even if the two of us should be separated,
Our hearts will always be together.
They say, "Money can not buy me love."
I know that, but can love buy me money?
They said so on TV.
Apathy, indifference...It's so endless.
That they think all young people are that way makes me
Feel so bad! But how could we help ourselves?
I feel so bad,
But you know, I believe we care about our friends
More than anything, and surely more than grown-ups do.
Revolution
Though I dream, even though I cry, and even though I get hurt,
And reality approaches now, frantically,
I can't lose my place in life and my self-worth
Just to protect myself.
I'll go my way. No turning back. Before the time comes,
For each of us to choose a different path
I'll release the so precious, oh so precious
Memories.
Take my revolution. Let's go on with our lives.
Reality approaches now, frantically.
What I want is to find my place in life and my self-worth,
Taking who I've been up until today....
… And finding the strength to get rid of it all, to strip down to nothing,
Like the roses whirling in freedom.
But even if the two of us should be separated,
I promise you, I will change the world."
With a bow, the two all but fall off the table to the applause of the other drunks in the tavern. Grinning, Jess plops down into her chair next to Legolas, who's drinking some of Brett's homemade alcohol. Natalie, who has been drinking only his stuff, is grinning like an idiot for the first time in days. The tavern owner himself had loved Brett's brew so much, that he had bought as much off the trainer as he could, so right now, the boy is a rich man.
Brett hiccups as he tries to fend off his Serenity. "Who wants another round of Pirates?" he yells in a slurred voice. There are multiple cheers as they start up another round of rum and singing.
The next morning finds all but two Bishonen groaning their heads off in pain back at the hotel. Legolas and Elladan, the only two who are in good shape, shake their heads at the pathetic sight of the trainers and Bishonen acting sick.
Jess staggers out of her room and over to Anya's room. She's startled at the sight of the older trainer groaning on her bed. "What happened to you?" she asks softly.
Anya looks over at the young woman. "Remind me to NEVER try any of Brett's alcohol again. He'd left some in my room, and I was a fool enough to drink it." She whispers. She slowly sits up as she watches Susan rolling out of bed with a thunk. "Now what can I do for you?"
Jess lowers her voice and whispers to the trainer. "Natalie's very sick, and I'm worried that she may have a 'present' left over from her stay in the woods." She bites her lip but continues. "Can you go down to the drug stare and buy a few pregnancy tests? I'll pay you back!"
Anya grins loopily and nods. "Sure, but there's no need to pay me back! Just give me a few minutes and I'll go get them."
Jess sighs in relief at this and heads back to her room. The sound of her sister loosing all the contents of her stomach almost makes her sick, but she bites her lip and lies down on the bed. Legolas sits next to her, rubbing her shoulders gently as they wait for Anya.
To her relief, Anya returns with the items within a few minutes. Jess watches as Piccolo thanks her and grabs the bag gingerly. Jess giggles as she takes the bag and enters the bathroom. Gently, she pulls her sister away from worshiping the porcelain god and smiles at her. "Here. I want you to use these." She says as she passes the bag to her.
Slowly, Natalie opens the bag, and flinches at what she sees. "I don't know how to use them." She says.
Jess laughs softly at this as she shoos her sister away from the toilet. "It's simple!" she says as she grabs one and sits down. Nat can't see her, but she can hear the sound of rustling plastic, then of water hitting water. "All you've got to do, is. . . ." She drifts off suddenly as she looks over at her little sis. "Nat? Can you pass the other two brands?" Curious, the girl complies. The silence is deafening as she hears her sister using them, before the bomb finally hits.
"OH MY DEAR MERCIFUL GOD!!!" Jess screams to the Heavens. Natalie howls in pain as she grabs her head, and all the other trainers within a 2-mile radius cringe at the sound of a screwed trainer. At once, Susan, Brett, Anya, and all of the Bishonen race and stumble into her room. Legolas and the trainers crowd around the doorway.
Anya and Susan push their way into the bathroom to see a shell-shocked Jessica on the floor, holding three sticks in her hands. Natalie is lying on the floor, whimpering in pain as she holds her head. Anya kneels down next to Jessica and places a hand on her shoulder. "What is it? What's wrong?"
Jess looks up at her with wide eyes before she looks past her and sees Legolas. Her eyes suddenly blaze, and she thrusts the tests at Anya, who blanches at the results. Marching up to the Elf, she slaps him as hard as she can before screaming. "AND YOU SAID WE DIDN'T NEED PROTECTION!!!!!!" causing all the people there to grab their ears before the meaning of her words register in their minds.
"Oh dear Eru!" Legolas mutters. Swiftly, he turns on Brett and grabs the bottle of alcohol from the trainer. "I shall be needing this." He mutters before chugging it all down. Brett and the others stare is amazement as Legolas grins, then as he finishes the bottle, falls over backwards asleep.
As Elladan slowly edges towards the sleeping Elf, Jess bursts back into the room. The fire in her eyes scares everyone as she grabs her belt and bish-balls. She glares at her bishonen as she growls. "We are going to the gym. We are going to challenge whoever is there. We are going to win because we will soon need the money badly. And we are going to do this with a smile on our faces." The little speech done, she taps Legolas on the head with his ball before she and her friends march out of the hotel.
The gym is very noisy with the sound of multiple Bishonen training, their owners yelling instructions. Jess ignores them though as she walks up to the front desk. She smiles, her personality to a 180 as she asks, "Hey, are there any trainers looking for challengers?" She ignores her Bishonen behind her, not noticing Anya and Susan sneaking away.
The receptionist smiles as she looks up at the girls. "Why yes, we've got two of them today actually. A girl named Kat and a second girl named Ermanil Luinedhel. Both are very good fighters, and have defeated everyone who's challenged them."
Jess smirks as she looks over at the fighting arena. "Is that so? Thank you very much." She says before marching off.
Before they follow Jessica, Brett and Natalie turn to the slightly stunned receptionist. "We apologize for our friend, she's not had a very good day." Brett tells her. Spotting Anya and Susan sneaking off, he grabs them by the collar and drags them behind him as he follows the ticking PMS time bomb toward the challengers.
In the Gym, they see a girl polishing her nails as a Yugi sits in a staring contest with a Pan. In the corner, a Mirai Trunks and a Vegito are arm wrestling, while a Goku snores away. Everyone flinches at the sight of so many Saiyans in the room, but laugh when Yugi blinks and Pan starts to yell in victory. The trainer looks back at Pan with a grin. "Finally Pan, you've defeated Yugi at something!" she jokes. Looking over at the trainers, she grins as she stands. "Ah finally, more challengers. Are all of you fighting?" the girl asks.
Jess grins as she nods. "Yep, but I'm going first. I need the money pretty badly." Grabbing Legolas' ball, she tosses the Elf out, only to sweat-drop at the sight of a very drunk Elf trying to stand on his own feet. "Ok . . . maybe not Legolas today." Jess mutters as she returns him to his ball to recover. Thinking for a second, she suddenly grins as she grabs a different ball. "Hope your sober in there . . ." she mutters before releasing Malik. Luckily, the Egyptian is sober, having been one of the few who had stayed with Anya in the hotel.
The girl grins at the sight of Malik. "Ok, let's make this battle interesting." Turning, she points at Malik as she yells, "Sic 'em Yugi!"
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gime: I'm so evil, aren't I?
Kat: My Yugi's so going to kick your Malik's butt!
Gime: You wanna bet?!
All bishies sweat-drop as the trainers pile money in a big pot.
Shin: This won't end well.
Faramir: No, it shan't.
Ok, please review for the pitiful trainer who's up a creek without a paddle.
Ja ne!
