Okay, I know I haven't loaded everything lately. Sorry! Whoever reviewed named ranchan23 or something like that (don't have time to lookup), thanks! You're the reason I'm updating. I live by the rule, the number of reviews you have, the number of chapters. But I do plan on ending this story not so soon though. Another reason I haven't updated is because I right down all my ideas on little pieces of paper during school and often loose them. Yeah, but I found it. So here it goes!

Inuyasha slowly came to. The area around him smelt a bit familiar. He didn't recognize, at least not enough to tell friend from foe. He got up, of what he thought would be the ground. All the blood rushed to his head, but he could now see and think. He was in a beautiful room covered with silks and furs. The best he was on was somewhat soft, but not that soft. The walls didn't look too sturdy, either. In a matter of fact, the place looked like it was just a make-shift building. All of a sudden there was a knock on the door. He looked up, just as it opened. Kanna walked in. ''naraku would like to see you for dinner now. He would also like to know your name. '' inuyasha thought for a second. 'okay, I'm in naraku's castle, he thinks I'm a hot chick, and he wants to know my name. . . . let's see hear. . . ' inuyasha stared at kanna thinking. Kanna stared back. ''inuyasha?'' she asked, emotionless. Inuyasha started to sweat. 'she's on to me. Think! Think! Think!' ''uh, my name is Hoshi! Yes, hoshi. I've never heard of inuyasha. Ever. Yeah.'' inuyasha waited, hoping she believed him. ''fine, follow me.'' 'well, I guess I should follow her, since that would get me free food, and I might get the chance to kill naraku'. inuyasha followed her into a huge hall with a huge long table. There, naraku sat, with a chair unusually close to him.

''master naraku, meet lady hoshi'' kanna said coldly, and then stepped aside. Inuyasha walked in, still in those dorky overalls. He sat down in the chair, Cleared his throat, and followed it with an uneasy silence. Then naraku broke the ice. ''uh, hello lady hoshi. Where do you live. From what I sense, and from what kanna told me, you are a half dog demon, half mortal. It surprises me that you have never heard of inuyasha.'' 'oh shit, he's on to me. I know it. Calm down. Calm down.' ''uh, know, how ridiculous is that. I mean, one would think.'' inuyasha paused starring at naraku to see his reaction. Naraku's eyes were clearly on inuyasha's tits. ''uh, hello?'' inuyasha asked. ''uh, what did you say?'' naraku said, looking at inuyasha's face for the first time. Suddenly, many mortals came pounding through the huge doors, loaded with trays, each holding 50 oysters. ''good. Dinner is here.'' naraku said. ''um, there's only oysters. Do like oysters that much?'' inuyasha asked. ''no, its not that.'' said naraku, smiling. Inuyasha thought about that for a minute, and then remembered what kagome had said about oysters. And why she had tried to feed them to him. ''AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!'' inuyasha screamed, turning in the chair, landing flat on his face. He got up, and ran again, this time making it as far as the door. ''itai'' he said, on the ground. He noticed that naraku was rushing towards him. ''shit!'' he got up again, and headed deep into the forest.

Once, in the forest, inuyasha sat down next to a stump to catch his breath. ''think you're safe don't you? INUYASHA!'' a mysterious voice said behind him. ''uh,'' inuyasha whined, whipping around to see who was there. Kagura stood there, with her fan poised, ready to attack. ''how did you recognize me?'' ''hoe did I not recognize you? Kanna did too. Whatever magic your trying to use is not working. In a matter of fact, Its terrible!'' kagura replied. ''WHAT? You think I did this to myself? I mean I had my brother hitting on me-'' ''YOU'RE THE GIRL THAT SESSHOMARU LIKES? MY SESSHOMARU?'' kagura screamed, outraged.' whoa'' inuyasha said, getting to his feet. ''its not like I like him.'' ''no, if your both a boy and a girl, that just makes him like you more. And rumors go around that says he likes your male form.'' ''shut up, I don't like my brother'' '' you stupid, gay, hot chick that'' ''SHIZUKINI!'' inuyasha screeched, lunging at kagura and pulling out half her hair. '' sesshomaru is mine!'' kagura screamed, biting inuyasha. ''I don't like my brother you ko-ama no baka!'' inuyasha replied, pushing kagura off. Then he jumped on top of her, punching and kicking her. ''die, ama no baka yaoi!'' kagura screamed, kicked inuyasha across the chest, making him land a pathetic heap on the ground 5 feet away. ''that should teach you to stay away from my sessy!'' kagura said, and turned to leave. ''itai.'' was all inuyasha could say.

Inuyasha got up and continued walking through the forest. He came to a break in the forest, and stared. It was exactly where his real bad luck had stated, the tendo training hall (aka ranma's house). ''ohhhhhhhhhhhhh man.'' inuyasha said, as he saw akane come out of the house. ''inuyasha! We have been looking all over for you! Finally you show up . You're just in time for dinner.'' akane said, with a bright smile on her face.'oh, well, It could be worse.' ''we're having raman.'' ''RAMAN! YEAH! Move aside!'' inuyasha ran into the house. ''guess she likes raman.''

After dinner, inuyasha helped akane with the plates(well, he wanted to het away from the giant panda that kept starring at him). ''hey, you can sleep in my room tonight.'' akane said, opening the door that led out of the kitchen for inuyasha, ''we're both girls, right?'' ''yeah, right.'' said inuyasha, with a kind of worried tone. ''you know something, I think ranma likes you.'' akane continued onto this other uncomfortable subject. ''do you?'' ''NO!'' inuyasha said with furry, with matching eyes. ''good, because I love ranma. Ranma is perfect. If I had to be stuck on a deserted island with anyone, it would ranma.'' 'oh my god, I'm stuck sharing a bed, let alone a room, with a lesbian. Oh shit.' ''well, good night.'' akane said before hugging inuyasha. of coarse, she kept one arm over inuyasha. 'uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, what do I do? What do I do? Ehhh? Oh no!' inuyasha thought as she placed the other arm around him in her sleep.

Finally morning came, inuyasha had stayed up all night make sure she didn't pull anything on him. Which of course she didn't. ''hmmmmmm. Good morning inuyasha! I wonder if ranma is here? I hope he is!'' akane said. ''WAIT! He? '' inuyasha thought out loud, so surprised. ''yes, he, what, did you think ranma was a girl?'' akane asked, and then giggled. ''inu no baka! '' she said and laughed. 'wow, she took that well'. inuyasha got up off the bed and hurried to get down to breakfast. Once there, inuyasha noticed a young boy that wouldn't stop starring at him. 'that must be ranma. Shit, why did I think that he was a girl? He was a girl. I know it! Wait, he must be like me! Like he said! Why is everyone so stupid in this fanfic? '' inuyasha's strange thoughts were interrupted by a wink from ranma. 'okay, stay away from him. Everything will be fine. I hope. Well, at least this meanst that akane isn't a lesbian' thought inuyasha as looked over to his right to see akane starring at his breasts. 'oh, well, not totally.' ''inuyasha, are you okay? You seem sick, I mean the look on your face. '' akane said n a worried tone. ''no, I'm fine. It's just that I need to find my group of people that I live with. That's all.'' inuyasha replied. ''well then, let's start looking!'' akane said as she grabbed inyasha's hand and hurried towards the door.

Okay, well, this chapter is really messed up. Not my fault. Got real lazy. I'v never seen ranma on tv, oly in the books. Also, the overalls that inuyasha wear are the same ones that ranma wears in the manga. Just as a visuall. About oysters- they are an aphroditic? Somthin like that. Well, whatever it is, it helps you get into the mood. And itai means ouch. Ama is bitch. Baka is stupid. Siskin is shut up. Outy!