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Chapter 2
The meeting of two people who are frantic about grammer and punctuation, despite which, they critisized my for
a) Not spelling "Criticized" correctly,
b) Not spelling "Grammar" correctly, and
c) Having such a long chapter name
Later…
Something happened.
Later…
Something else happened.
Later…
Something else happened, that was different than the previous two.
Eggman's Lair"Ha!" laughed Eggman. "Now, Sonic will come to MY lair, where I will do nothing to him whatsoever! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I will fry him in the bowls of my… nothing! Mwahahahaha!
And now for something completely different
"Uh, Sthrong Bad?" asked Homestar.
"What, stupid face?"
"I found your pocket lint. It was in the cowtch, where you keep aw of your eggs."
"Hey, Homestar! Look over there!" yelled strong bad.
Homestar turned his head around, when Strong bad hit him from behind.
"Now, I shall get going, much to the delight of all my lady fans,"
Shadow jogged to the park at the time they set, which was 10:00. There was nothing strange about ten, except for the fact that ten is the first number with two digits. Why am I going to meet this weirdo? Thought Shadow. And why do all those girls who like me never play instruments? Cello is awesome, and it would be cool to have a girl friend that plays the violin… well, I should get this over with.
Shadow arrived at the park, and sure enough, Strong bad was waiting for him, with a hedgehog girl. SB was furry, too, and also a hedgehog, despite the stuff at his website.
"You're a hedgehog!" exclaimed Shadow.
Strong bad sighed. "Well, in a story like this, the author can't exactly put me in as a human. I mean, think about the merits of looks! Of course, I don't look that great in this body, but I'm still the hottest guy around."
"Good for you." Said Shadow, not really caring.
The girl now had her right hand over her eye in an embarrassed fashion. "Shut up, Strong bad. Unlike what you thought, this is not about Love or the show Dismissed. This is about music."
Music! Thought Shadow.
"I hear that Shadow here plays the cello. Is that true?"
Shadow nodded. He now looked at the girl who was actually pretty appealing to him. She wore normal cloths, and did not try to do anything for looks, except maybe put a ribbon through her hair. Her shirt had a picture of Chopin (pronounced "Show-Pan", not "Chop-in) on it. Her hair was green, which means that her body was green, too.
"Well, there are hardly any cellists in town, so I thought I might ask you. I will get right to the point: will you play in a quartet with me?"
"Sure," said Shadow. "But what for?"
The girl smiled. "For fun, I guess. I just woke up the other day, and had this urge to play Shostakovich 3. By they way, my name is Kat. Kat Elling." Kat held out her hand, and Shadow shook it.
"Lets meet here on Saturday, okay? How about at 11?"
Kat nodded. "All right. See you then. Bye!"
Later that night"The Borg queen tried to persuade me into joining the collective."
"And did she?"
"She did, and for a time, I assisted her."
"How long was that time?"
". 2 seconds, which is like an eternity to an android."
Tails turned of the DVD player. "Star Trek First Contact is a great movie, eh guys?"
"Yeah," said Knuckles. "I should like to challenge Worf to a fight,"
"Too bad he's only a TV character." Replied Rouge.
"Yeah…hey Shadow, a penny for your thoughts?"
"Hmm? Oh. I'm thinking about why they have so many inaccuracies in movies,"
Knuckles raised one eyebrow. "Such as…"
"Such as Picard telling Lily that there are 24 decks, and that lieutenant who says that the Borg are occupying decks 18-26"
(Note from author: I just fell out of my chair, and will now change the story plot almost ENTIRELY! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…ahem…hahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
Now is the end of chapter two
And something else that rimes with two
Thanks for reading!
