Disclaimer- Kii: Do we have to say this over and over?
Kat: Yeapper or we can get sued. Yet if any body who is reading this knows that we aren't the real owners of YYH just ourselves.
Kii: Before anyone asks, yes we are alive. Anyway, how many of you are actually reading the authors' notes? (Supposing that people ARE reading this, because I haven't looked at any reviews yet). I should go check for those reviews... be back in a split second.
Kat: Okay, you go do that, and I'll just sit here all by my lonesome.
Kii: Back.
Kat: That was fast.
Kii: No reviews...
Kat: Are you serious? #goes off to make sure# Yeapper, no reviews.
Kii: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! #Is all pissed off#
Kat: Calm down, Kii. I don't want to buy another comp. 'cause of your stupid temper #points to a pile of ashes where comp. used to be#.
Things Aren't Always What They Seem
Chapter 2: Finding Out
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"That was easier than I thought," Kii said running along side Kat.
"Yeah. A little too easy," Kat replied twitching her tail. "I wonder why there weren't any guards. Where they all at a guards meeting?" Kat joked.
"Good question. Maybe they were. But do you think we should keep going or find a place to camp out?" Kii asked, slowing down a little.
"Camp out. I don't think anyone saw us," Kat said, looking around, and catching her breath. "Plus, I'm hungry and this stupid thing is heavy," she whined placing the bag on the ground.
"Okay," Kii said boredly. "I'm hungry too."
"KII! WAIT UP, TAKE THIS," Kat called out holding out the bag.
"NO, BABY, YOU CARRY IT," Kii called over her shoulder.
"Jerk!" Kat mumbled, picking up the bag again, adjusting it on her shoulder, and ran to catch up.
"I HEARD THAT."
"Good," Kat replied after she caught up.
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"There was one witness..." Koenma said his voice unusually panicky.
"Alright, alright, who did it already?" Yusuke asked impatiently.
"This is what I pulled up."
Koenma turned to his screen and took out a controller. He flipped on a picture of a girl with black hair and crimson tips. She had two identical kitsune (fox) ears that were black with crimson tips. She also had sapphire eyes, and she was wearing a black cape that hung loosely over her body.
"Name: Kazerume Kii. Gender: Female..." Koenma was interrupted by both Yusuke and Kuwabara.
"Man, she's HOT!" Yusuke said, drooling over the picture.
"Yeah..." Kuwabara said in a faraway voice, drooling.
Everybody in the room sweatdropped (Koenma, Hiei, Kurama and Botan)
"Ahem... I think it would be easier if I showed you her profile..." Koenma eyed Yusuke and Kuwabara.
A formally written profile appeared on the screen,
Name: Kazerume Kii (in Japan, last name always goes first)
Gender: Female
Race: Youkai (demon)
Demon Type: Fire Kitsune (fire fox)
Special Abilities: Exorcist
Relatives: Father was killed when Kii was eight, no other known relatives.
History: Father was a traveling demon priest. He performed exorcisms and was killed when Kii was eight. Before he died, he had been teaching his daughter to perform two types of exorcisms: one to put a wandering soul to rest and the other to bring a wandering soul back to his or her body.
"And this is her accomplice."
A girl with strawberry blonde hair with light blond, brown, and red streaks that are hard to see appeared on the screen. She was wearing a pair of jeans, a white shirt, and a fluffy furry belt about the same color as her hair. She had crystal blue eyes that looked like they were looking straight into your soul.
"She's hot too...!" Yusuke and Kuwabara said at the same time, and more drool.
Then her profile appeared.
Name: Sage, Kat
Gender: Female
Race: Youkai
Demon Type: ΒΌ Neko Youkai (cat demon)
Special Abilities: Mind Reader/ Can also make people see things that aren't there
Relatives: None accept her husband, Sai, who was killed by a random attack.
History: Only thing is known is her bloody revenge for the youkai who killed Sai.
"Do we know why they stole this jewel?" asked Kurama looking at the two pictures pondering.
"No, that's why you four have to find them," replied Koenma.
"Well, do we have a start as where they are?" Kurama asked yet another question.
"We have a tip that they were seen in the Makai (demon world)," Koenma answered. "That's where you four are going to go."
"And what about Botan?" asked Yusuke.
"I'm going to continue to search for any more information on Kii and Kat," she replied.
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Kat: Here you go the next chapter of TAWTS
Kii: Yeah, and we better get at least two reviews or else.
Kat: Yeah!
Kii & Kat: So, read and review.
