G.O.O.P.

Chapter 2

Last Time…

"I do not know Major Sheppard," loosely translate 'no earthly clue.' "perhaps you should ask Lieutenant Ford he seems most willing to offer a suggestion." She added with a slightly evil grin.

Now…

The team was still arguing amongst themselves as they stepped back through the Stargate to Atlantis.

"I still think we should call it…" Ford started.

But Sheppard rudely cut him off, "I told you already, we're not calling it the great slime thing."

"Well, well what is it this time?" Elizabeth asked as a small smile appeared across her face when she greeted the team.

"We're not so sure yet…" Sheppard said looking at the… stuff with distaste.

"You brought something back to Atlantis and you don't even know what it is…" Elizabeth said disapprovingly.

"Well I know its not dangerous, cause if it was these two would be in trouble already," he said gesturing towards Ford and McKay.

"Besides, Rodney thought Beckett might wanna see it and I was in no mood to argue with him."

Elizabeth chuckled, "Who runs this team?" she asked amused.

John glared at her slightly, "Oh and they couldn't find the ZPM."

"They what?"

"Hey… I have a strange feeling I'm being insulted down there," yelled Rodney from the control room where he had gone to check up on things before going to his post-mission exam. Ford and Teyla had already left to take the 'substance' down to Beckett.

"You're being paranoid again," John yelled back to Rodney.

"Hey, just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean that yal aren't out to get me."

John rolled his eyes and whispered something to Elizabeth conspiratorially.

"See, I rest my case," he stated before leaving.

"Well you better get down there," Elizabeth said starting to slowly walk back up to the control room.

John turned to leave.

"Oh and the debriefings in an hour," she yelled after him.

The Perfect Chicken: boo-yah! In your face! Buck-ah! Indeed… keep reading or else…

Random person: or else what?

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Random person???

The Perfect Chicken: take it and go…

Mallo: now, now… what have I told you about threatening the reviewers…

A/N: shout-outs…

thaz nice- um… not quite sure what to say to that… yes I'm fine. I should hope its interesting that's what we're going for here. I'm sry?

Delles( )- close, very close… but no cigar

Rangerfan1994- I would hope you like the rest of it too…

Jsgal24JAG- sure ya did… you had the opportunity to put whatever you wanted on the authors note last chap but you didn't even email me back… as you can see I got The Perfect Chicken to fill in the blank for me…