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Kat: That apparently no one is reading, or they are but don't want to review.
Kii: #cracks knuckles# I would do a nice threat, but I don't want to scare you guys off.
Kat: This chapter is of both of our creations.
Kii: Yes, we put our heads together and made this lovely chapter. How wonderfully great. #Sarcasm at the end#
Kat: So, enjoy.
Chapter 5: Good News or Bad News First?
"Man, Urameshi, your arm looks bad," said someone with a very annoying voice.
"What did she do to my arm? It feels numb," Yusuke Urameshi replied punching the desk in front of him feeling nothing.
"Would you cut that out? You're going to break my desk," a toddler screamed.
"It seems that her fangs have some kind of poison on them," explained Kurama inspecting both Yusuke's and Hiei's wounds. "It seems it will spread pretty fast if you don't hold still."
Yusuke stopped moving, and Hiei was already motionless in a chair.
"Do you know how to cure it, Kurama?" Koenma asked.
"No. Not without knowing what type of poison this is. We'll have to track them down and get the formula for it," Kurama explained. "I think if we don't find the cure soon, it will slowly kill them."
"I'll go, Yusuke volunteered. "After all, if I can't feel anything, it won't matter."
"Good idea you all should go, Koenma told him.
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Blinking, Yusuke and the rest of the Reikai Tentai saw Kat in a bar in Makai. She didn't seem to notice them, and when they took a closer look, they saw empty glasses all around her table.
Kat finally noticed them and got a crazy grin on her face. "Hey, I know you," she said swaying a bit. "You tried to kill me," she stated pointing to Hiei. "You know that that wasn't nice to do to someone that you just met."
"Kat, who are you talking to? Oh man, you're drunk again! Jeez, what's up with you and your stupid catnip drinks!?" Kii yelled, walking into the tavern. She noticed the Reikai Tentai, and smirked and Hiei and Yusuke.
"Hey, don't diss the drinks until you try them," Kat slurred. "Kii, look it's our friends who tried to kill us yesterday!"
Ignoring Kat, she continued, "How are you fairing? I suppose about half of your bodies should be numb by now."
"Nope, about 2/3rds is more like it," Yusuke jokingly answered.
"Really?" she smirked. "I suppose you want to know the cure?"
"That would help," snapped Hiei.
"There isn't one," she replied, sinking down into a chair next to Kat.
"Psst, Kii," Kat tried to whispered but it wasn't quiet.
Kii ignored her and so did the others. "Psst Kii, I have to tell you something," Kat insisted. She hopped a bit.
"Kiiiiiii," she continued to whine a bit.
"SHUT UP KAT! YOUR DRUNK!" Kii yelled.
"But Kii, I have to tell you something," Kat insisted again.
"Now?" Kii groaned.
"Yes."
"What?" Kii asked, giving in.
"Promise not to be mad at me?"
"I don't make promises. I always end up breaking them," Kii replied rolling her eyes.
"Okay as long as you promise. I got another drink."
"How? I took all your money."
"I sold the stone thingy."
"YOU DID WHAT?!" Kii was on her feet and choking Kat "YOU SOLD THE MEDUSA STONE!?"
"Not sold per say more like traded a few drinks for it," Kat explained. "I'm a cat what do you expect?"
"I'd expect that you should be planning a funeral," Kii said angrily. "TWO OF THEM! ONE FOR YOU, AND ONE FOR TSUNAMI!"
"I was tired of caring it around," Kat said starting to cry. "Plus, you promise that you wouldn't get mad at me."
"I DID NOT!" Kii exclaimed
"Did too. Did too, did too," Kat said getting them all in like a child.
"SHUT UP!" Kii yelled, punching her companion. "SHUT UP! YOU SACRIFIACED TSUNAMI'S LIFE FOR A COUPLE OF DRINKS, YOU AGNORANT FOOL!"
"I DID NOT," Kat defended herself. "Why would I do that?" Kat pouted.
"THE MEDUSA STONE YOU IDIOT! THAT'S WHAT WE NEED!" Kii yelled in anger.
"Oh, why didn't you say that?" Kat asked relieved pulling out the stone from her bag with a smile. "Why do you want the stone now? Are you going to sell it for a drink?" she questioned looking at Kii in a suspicious way, and forgetting what the argument a second ago was.
"YOU HAD THAT THE WHOLE TIME?! Then what stone did you sell?" Kii asked angrily and half-relieved.
"That fake one that we were going to give to those spirit detectives," Kat replied. "I was tired of carrying both, and you took my money from me."
Kii fell over anime-style. "WHAT THE HELL!? THEY'RE RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE! Remind me never to have a serious conversation with a drunken Kat."
"Will do," solute Kat, in a drunken fashion, almost falling over.
"As you see, we don't have the cure. Get lost," Kii snapped. Then she smirked. "You have very precious time left. I suggest you use it wisely."
"So, whatcha going to do with your time?" asked Kat seeming interested with what they would say. "Want a drink?" she offered the group.
"Kat! God, you're hopeless!" Kii snapped rolling her eyes.
"I am not. I am very hopeless," Kat corrected with satisfied smile.
"I guess we could help you find the cure," she smirked. "However, it's not free. You have to give us the stone in the end."
"But Kii, we have to stone to begin with," Kat said confused.
"Do you think they're just here for the cure? I think not. They are also here for the stone."
"Ah, but they aren't going to get it. I'm not letting it go, we need it for Tsunami," Kat replied stubbornly.
Kii rolled her eyes and hid a smile.
"Who or what is Tsunami that you two are talking about?" asked Yusuke.
"None of your business. Kat, keep your mouth shut," Kii commanded firmly.
"Why? What did I say?"
Kii refused to reply. She sat silently in her seat, her mouth pursed firmly shut.
"So, are you going to help us out or not?" Kurama asked in a semi polite way.
She grinned. "I guess."
"Why do we have to Kii? You know what we don't have time for that," whispered Kat in her 'quiet' voice.
"Because, I don't feel like being charged with murder of a Detective. We already have thievery," Kii replied.
"But, Kiiiii, what about Tsunami? There isn't that much time," begged Kat. "Plus, I can make like it never happened, sort of. Any ways you don't have thievery on your head, I do. You just helped," Kat explained.
She grinned and said, "I am a thief. Mostly for fun, but oh well."
"I won't be able to win this one will I?" Kat pouted, sat down and began playing with the bell that was on her tail, without even waiting for Kii's reply.
"Besides, I want to help. I'm sort of curious myself what the antidote would be. After all, if I 'accidentally' bite you, I don't want you to die..." she smirked.
Kat perked her head up. "What do you mean 'if you "accidentally" bit me' Kii?" she questioned a bit scared.
"I'll have Sakia come and help," Kii told them ignoring Kat's question but did reply with a smile leaving Kat pleased.
"Before we go can I get another drink?" asked Kat looking up at Kii with puppy dog eyes. "Please!?"
"No," Kii replied, grabbing her friend and dragging her toward the door. "You coming or not?" she asked, glaring at the detectives.
"Meany," Kat mumbled.
"Those two a bit strange," explained Kurama watching the two bicker. "They remind me of Kuwabara and Yusuke," he added.
Kii's ears twitched. "I CAN hear you. So watch what you say."
The four followed the girls with out a peep
"SAKIA! TSUNAMI! SAYO! We're back! And we have some detectives with us!" Kii shouted
"Kat is drunk. Get Sayo, Kii replied, motioning to her drunken companion.
"Well, what else is new? So, why do you need Sayo?" questioned Tsunami looking over to the detectives and not paying attention to them.
"Sakia especially. I just want Sayo to take Kat somewhere and lecture her about those damn drinks. They're going to get us all killed," Kii replied.
"Okay. But when did she start drinking? I don't ever remember her drinking before," answered the weak girl thinking a bit before going to get Sayo.
"What's all this ruckus?" Sakia asked entering the room.
"Hey, Sakia how have you been?" Kat questioned cheerfully.
"She's been drinking again huh?"
"Yes. By the way, these are those damn jerks that are trying to kill us," Kii smirked. "But I'm going to help them save their friend's lives. Can you help?"
"What about Tsunami?"
She grinned. "That's why you're helping them. I have... some business to attend to in the meantime. "
"Why do I get stuck watching them?"
"Because, you're our poison maker. You should be able to find the cure to the poison in my fangs." Kii gave her a smile, showing her fangs.
"Fine, I guess that I did always want to know for myself too. Just in case Kat goes berserk and make you attack me," Sakia joked.
"Ah, I would never do that to you," replied Kat very mad.
"There is someone who wants to meet me... he's very interesting in my abilities," Kii said slowly.
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Kii: FINISHED!
Kat: finished what we just did the next chapter that's all
Kii: ... that's what I meant Kat
Kat: well then why don't you say yay this chapter is finally done?
Kii: Because when you say 'FINISHED' after a chapter with a cliffhanger it generally means the chapter is finished
Kat: Oh... that makes sense
Kii and Kat: R&R
