VC: ('glomps') thank you for reviewing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah... to answer 'Acewhodoesntcare's' question: Tis the whole point of this fic, love... in a saucy, perverted way I love torturing him.. he's so hot and and cute, I can't help it!!!!
Umm... also just to warn you before reading this chapter, I really hope it doesn't offend any of you... I wasn't sure... i just wanted to make Veronica really, really evil T.T
Chapter 4- Threesome?!
Kai flew himself onto the phone, grasping it desperately and dialling a number.
Come on Tala... pick up the fuckin' phone!
"Yo?" the oh-so familiar sound of Tala's voice appeared on the other end.
"TALA!" Kai panicked.
"Shit..." he jumped away from the hand-set "What's up you?"
"Women! WOMEN! Are trying to attack me!" (XD yeah... attack)
"ATTACK?!"
"Well... sort of... You know , on Friday?"
"Uh-huh.."
"Well you know she kept me behind, well she tried to fucking seduce me DUDE!!!!"
"SHE WHAT?!"
"Seduce me..."
"And what did you do?!"
"I ran... away..."
"KAI! YOU ARE THE SQUAREST, STUPIDEST IDIOT, I HAVE EVER MET!" he growled. " And I've met A LOT of idiots..."
"She scares me..."
"Who else?" Tala sighed.
"You know my Sister's hot friend?"
"Your sister happens to have a lot of hot friends... including herself..."
"You like my sister?"
"Da... now get on with it! Who else?"
"Well it's the one she went to college with... Tatiana? Tat for short..."
"Oh yeah! I know her!" Tala grinned "She's fffffffiiiiiinnnnnnneeeeee!"
"She tried to force me into it last night..." Kai whimpered. "I had to throw her out of my room"
"You fridge..."
"Shut up... and there's this new maid... Anna... she tried it just now"
"Tried what?!"
"YOU KNOW BLOODY WELL WHAT!!!!"
"Calm down Kai... I'll come over... help ya out"
"Help what?"
"Get you horny..."
"Tala..."
"Fine... and get these hot chicks off your back... literally!" He burst out laughing.
"You arsehole..."
"Takes one to know one!"
"Fine! Come over in five?"
"Da. On one condition..."
"What now..." Kai sighed.
"As long as you call me... Sensei!" he cackled down the phone.
"You fucking bastard"
"I'll take that as a yes, see ya soon, bye bye now!"
Kai put down the phone.
Arsehole... ARSEHOLE... ARSEHOLE!!!!!!!!
About five minutes later...
"Ding-dong!" Kai ran over to the door, peered through the spy-hole. The redhead stood patiently outside with a smirk on his face, kai opened the door. Reluctantly.
"Yo... see you have a little lady problem" He nudged Kai, still smirking.
"Can-it, twit!"
"Sensei..." Tala scowled.
"Fine... Sensei..."
"Soooo... it seems you've got new-neighbours next, by the way" he pointed his thumb outside to the removal van.
"Eh... didn't know... oh well, now let's get on with it... shall we?" Kai and Tala walked over to the living room. Big mistake.
"AAHHHH! TALA!" Rachel and her posy of girlie-girls were littered all over the place. Rachel came bounding up to Tala and squeezed him tightly. "I haven't seen you in ages!"
Tala grinned; he was rather enjoying this. (Humph... typical) Kai just scowled at him and then... oh no... there's Tat...
Shit what if she does something... AAHHHHH!
But to his surprise, Tat didn't even look at him.
"So are we going then, Rach?" A tall girl, called Vanessa grabbed her arm prying it off a very happy Tala.
"Yeah, yeah... see ya Tala-chan!" She grinned and walked arm-in-arm with another two girls. Tat was last to leave. "Oh and bye squirt!"
"Neh..." Kai narrowed his eyes at her.
Humph... stupid flirty bitch of a sister...
"See you around... Kai" She moved her hand playfully up his arm and nuzzled his shoulder. "Bye, bye"
Tala gawked, open mouthed at him.
"Shit... you weren't kidding..."
"Uuuuuurrrrrrrrhhhhhhhh..."Kai collapsed on the sofa. Looking as if he were about to cry.
"I can't do it know Tala... every time one of them asks me... I just can't do it... it's so humiliating"
"There, there... there's nothing to worry about, you're just very nervous... don't worry..." Tala landed right next to him and patted him on the shoulder. "It'll come...it's not your fault you're fridgid..."
"I'm not a fridgid... just NERVEOUS! And as if you get laid all time, don't you?"
"Hmmm... quite a bit actually... I'm a bit of a um..."
"Horny-red-headed-chimp-crossed-with-a-Rabbit-sensei!"
"Quite you..."
"Ding-dong..." The faint sound of the doorbell from the Hall rung through the house.
"Who's that?" Kai got up. "It's not the girls... the cars not there..." Kai and Tala wandered up to the hallway, Kai peered through the spyhole. There was a girl; she had jet, black hair up to her shoulders and big blue eyes. She was pretty. "What the fuck?"
Tala shuffled over and peered through. "She's hot, let her in!"
"NO!" Kai exclaimed.
"YA FRIDGE!"
"Shut it Tala..." Kai growled.
"GGGGRRRRR! SENSEI!"
"Whatever..." Kai peered back through the hole.
She isn't half-bad actually...
"Just let her in, she what she wants."
"I know what you're hoping... all right, fine... we'll let her in!" Kai un-locked the door and pushed it open.
"Hi. I'm Veronica Setety, I'm the new girl next door" She smiled. They stared... and stared. "Um... Hi?" she waved at them.
"Oh, yeah... Hi, I'm Kai Hiwatari, I live here... this is Tala, my best friend" He nudged the drooling Tala.
"Urr... Hi... yeah... I'm Tala!" He grinned "Settey? Stetetety? Seteteey? How do you say that?"
"Setety" Kai knew what he was trying to do. But Veronica didn't seem that impressed.
"Just call me Vonny or Neeka if you wan to" She was (as Tala would put it XD) fffffiiiiinnnnnneeeee... wearing a pair of black, tight-arse jeans, a tight black crop-top and really high boots.
"So what do want?" Kai asked her.
"Oh yeah... Just wondering if you could look after the spear pair of keys"
Tala and Kai's eyes almost popped out
Look after the keys? Shit...
"So?"
"Oh yeah, he will, Kai's very responsible... aren't you Hiwatari?" Tala took the keys off her and tossed them to Kai.
"One of us has to be..." he grinned.
"Are you two doing anything at the moment?" Veronica smiled.
"Yes" Kai snapped.
"No!" Tala nudged him. "We're not doing anything..."
"Are you sure?" she folded her arms. Kai looked at Tala; his big icy, blue eyes lit up.
"N-no... we're not...doing anything..." Kai smiled awkwardly as Veronica turned away.
"What are you planning?" Kai twirled Tala round to face him.
"Trust me..." he grinned "I'm your Sensei."
Kai sweatdropped. "Ya freak"
"SENSEI!"
"All right!" Veronica turned back round and grinned "You guys wouldn't be up for some... fun and games... would ya?"
Tala and Kai's mouths dropped open.
"Oh yeah..." Tala said through his drool.
"Excellent, you see I don't know many people here..." They wandered into the living room "Nice living room..."
"Urr... thanks" Kai turned to Tala who was grinning wildly.
You perverted freak... Sensei... BAH!
Veronica spun round and poked them both in the chest... hard. They fell down on the sofa and she grinned at them.
Tala was like... drooling and Kai was looking a little un-sure.
She pounced on them, one knee on Kai's abdomen and the other on Tala's, making them fly back.
"You oh-so hot and steamy boys wouldn't be up for a... threesome, would you?" Tala nodded gleefully and Kai was like...
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
"So... start" Veronica sat patiently on their laps.
"Start what?" Tala asked, while Kai was desperately trying to move, but she caught him and pinned him to the cushion. "Aren't you supposed to start?"
"No, you and Kai" She smiled.
"Wha?" Tala gawked at her.
"She wants us to fuck each other you Dumb-arse! Sensei my bollocks!" Kai screamed at him.
"You think we're gay?" Tala asked plainly.
Veronica nodded. "Da"
"She speaks my language! So if we fuck each other, you'll fuck me"
"And Kai" She smiled at the horrified Kai. "I may join in..."
"One problem... I'm not gay" Tala smiled. "And I'm not having Sex with my best friend."
"Well that is a problem..." She grabbed Tala's you-know-what and he winced "Would you like to try a different answer?"
Tala shook his head "No..."
She turned to a mortified Kai. "You too"
Kai nodded sheepishly before Veronica grabbed him too. "What's my name?"
Jesus... twice in one fucking day!
"Vonny" Tala winced.
"Neeka" Kai was almost crying.
"Well it could all stop if you-" There was a knock at the door and almost immediately she flew off and sat next to Kai as if nothing happened.
" Hi, are you Ver-on-ic-a?" It was Anna...
This can't be happening! NNNNOOOOOO!
"Yeah" She grunted.
"'Cause your parants won' ya back!" she didn't seem too impressed with Veronica either. Ooh... bitchyness!
"Fine then... see ya lads!" She winked and ran off through the door, knocking Anna on the way, who smiled sweetly and blew a kiss to Kai before leaving the room.
Kai and Tala were... STUNNED.
"Shit..." Tala nodded "I officially feel sorry for you..."
VC: Hiya, this took bloody ages XD this was really weird, I know but... it shows you her character!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't think I'll be able to update for a while T.T sorry... well please R&R thank you xxx
