Sorry for the long wait… this chappies a little short and less funny, but it fills in a gap x3
Thank you, eveyone who reviewed!
Um, just to say, I can't really add anyone else 'coz it would just be endless…
Sooooooooooo… on with the story, neh?
Are you trying to seduce me?
Chapter 5-Jealousy!
"Shit, you don't think she's sexually frustrated, do you?" Tala said, shaking a bottle of orange juice, then poured the contents into two small glasses. "Or maybe she's just sexually obsessed?"
"How the fuck am I supposed to know!" Kai snapped up, snatched his glass of orange juice off Tala, "Isn't that your speciality, Sensei?"
"Hey, I'm not a psychologist, you know..." He paused and smirked, "My expertise is in the bedroom"
Kai grunted and swivelled round, ignoring Tala's boasts. They decided wisely to retreat to Tala's house as he was sure Veronica, Anna or Tatiana wouldn't follow him here. Tala didn't live that far away so it wasn't too inconvenient.
"So, Hiwatari, how ya gonna get outta this one?" Tala plonked himself on the stool next to him and added with a devilish smirk, "We have English, on Monday, you know"
That was one thing Kai didn't really want to remember. He'd longed for the weekend to come, so he could avoid ms. Cockney, but now he was longing for the weekend to end, so he could avoid the other three sirens.
"Well, I can't be 'ill' 'cause Rachel's home- and were Rachel is, Tatiana is- and 'cause Anna's there, too. I don't think hiding in town or in the woods would be a great idea either, because the girl next door will probably stalk me and pounce out from behind a lamppost or something and I really don't want go to school because we have double English before lunch and I'll probably do something else wrong, so it's the perfect time for that woman..." Kai rattled his brains and came to the conclusion that whichever way he chooses to go... he's fucked. "I'm fucked"
"Yep, you're fucked... so why don't you just go along and enjoy it!" Tala grinned. Kai glared. "What... I'm actually being serious here, you've got four extremely attractive women jumping after you and all you do is chicken out each time... God, you really have problems"
Kai snarled, he had no time for Tala's shit!
"I came for help, not criticism!"
"I am trying to help you, isn't my fault you're a bloody fridge!"
"At least I don't chase anything with two legs and a mini-skirt, SLUT!"
"I'M NOT A SLUT!"
"SLUT, SLUT, SLUT, SLUT, SLUT!"
"NO I'M NOT, FRIDGE-BOY!"
"I'M NOT ACTUALLY FRIDGID, SSSSSLLLLUUUTTTT!"
"You're not!" Tala exclaimed.
"Nope, happened about two weeks ago" Kai nodded.
"Who!"
"Violet King"
"WHAAAA?" Tala couldn't believe his ears! "You never... told me... how could you?"
"Quite easily, actually" Kai smirked; he knew Tala had been after Ms. King for a while now.
"So, why again, aren't you pulling the ladies who would soooo willingly submit?"
"Because I'm not a SLUT!" He grinned and pointed at the red head, "LIKE YOU!"
Revenge was sweet...
Tala was about to make an amazing come back, but unfortunately for him the phone rang and spoiled the moment completely. He strode over to it, his eyes still glaring at Kai.
"Y'ello?" He said surprisingly cheerily, "Oh, yeah, I'll get him for you now... it's your Mum"
He handed over the phone to Kai. "What?"
"Kai, don't be rude... you didn't even leave a note!" She growled but continued softly, "We're inviting the new neighbours round for dinner, you will be there... bring Tala if you like, see you later honey!"
Kai put the phone back on the hook and went whiter than a ghost.
"So, what's wrong?" Tala asked, as if the bastard couldn't guess.
"We're in this together, Ivanov!" Kai hissed as he attempted to pull Tala who had his arms rapped firmly around a lamppost.
"NOOOOOO!" He wailed. "I DON'T WANNA GO BACK, NOOOOOO!"
Kai managed to loosen his grip and drag him a couple of metres before he clamped his arms around another lamppost.
"NOOOOOO!" He wailed again.
Kai scowled and whacked him over the head... this was just getting stupid.
"Grow up, ya retarded chimp" Kai hissed. Just the mentioning of her name and Tala had made a dash for it, Kai had run after him and the current situation appeared. "She won't try and do anything if other people are about, just make sure we don't sit anywhere near her, okay!"
Tala nodded sheepishly, he wasn't gonna lose Kai so he might as well grin and bare it... even they're after Kai... not him...
"Hold on... it's clear" The two had slipped into the mansion doors and were trying to get Kai's room undetected... little did they know they were making complete arses of themselves in front to every person that passed them.
Getting to the actual room was easy enough; they'd met no one dangerous... if you could call the girls 'dangerous'.
Kai gave Tala a quick smirk. They'd hideout in here before supper and then leg it back up when supper ends, that way they'll avoid everyone hopefully.
Kai slid through his door and Tala followed.
"OW!" Tala had walked straight into Kai who stopped dead in his tracks. What the f- Ooh..."
Anna was sitting on the bed, her hot maid uniform undone and ruffled.
WWWWWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAA?
Her pink eyes glanced from Tala to Kai, Kai to Tala and back again.
"'Ello!" She said cutely, her accent shinning through. "What's up?"
Kai slowly backed away, Tala kept trying to peer past his friend, but Kai's big blue hair was getting in the way.
"What the Hell!" Tala bent down a little and looked through his arms. "Dude, I thought you said it's safe"
"I didn't know she was in here!" Kai whacked him across the head again.
"Jeez, are you trying to give me fucking brain-damage!"
"Wouldn't make much of a difference if I did..." Kai mumbled, and then remembered about Anna.
She was cross-legged, with her chin resting on the back of her hand and calm, content smirk softened her bold eyes.
''Ummm...'' He began, not really knowing what to say.
Anna got up and walked slowly towards him, doing up her dress (A/N YES, DOING UP!) and still smiling.
"Stay away from your sister's friend and the other girl..." She said, almost threateningly, it was more a command than advice... then she left.
Kai grabbed Tala's wrist, threw him into the room, slammed the door shut behind him and made sure he looked it. Double locked it.
"W-What was that all about!" Tala exclaimed, trying to recover from his dizzy-state.
"Dunno..." Kai trailed off, leaning on his door.
Shit... she didn't giggle for once... she's serious!
"What did she say, I didn't quite hear it?" Tala asked, switching on the plasma flat-screened television and surfed through the channels.
"She said 'Stay away from your sister's friend and the other girl' Yeah..."
"OOH! Sounds like someone's jealous!" Tala grinned and started watching '100 greatest swimsuit models 2005' typical Tala. Kai didn't complain, but there was something odd about severity of how Anna had spoken. He couldn't exactly keep away from them if they didn't want to, after all, he needed this to be a two-way thing... and thinking about, because Rachel would probably give Tala a hugging-fest Tatiana will be following shortly behind... only one word came to mind.
Shit.
Heya, sorry for such a looooooooooong wait, the next chapter shouldn't be too long... not as long as this one took at least... but at some point I might re-write the first three chapters... if I have time O.o
So, R&R please, the next chapter (I thought it would be this but, nuh...) the bitchy-ness will begin and Ms. Cockney should be coming back some time soon... it's nearly MONDAY!
