Shikamaru's consciousness came back to him in the morning. He knew it was the morning cause he could hear the deer grazing outside and the light sunlight hitting his eyes. He would 'wake' up every morning in the same manner. Though he is aware of what he is doing, he refuses to get up or even open his eyes. All too troublesome, sleep was the best option, despite all his vast intellect telling him to get his ass up and prepare himself for quite possibly the worst day ever, his laziness just kicked all that logic away and told him to sleep.
Yet that didn't happen this morning, instead he felt a heavy weight on his body. Like his desk had just fallen over and landed on him. Shikamaru had this bad feeling in his stomach, and he knew that whatever awaited him in the land of vision was definitely bad news. His eyelids lifted slowly, as if weighed down by some magical force. Lo and behold he saw the Sand Ninja on top of her. Shikamaru didn't pay attention to Temari last night, but did she change? She was wearing a nightie. It was almost see through and the ninja could visibly see her bra and panties underneath.
"Son of a...!" The ninja began as he sprang to his feet. The Sand Ninja's eyes snapped open. She's been awake for a long time! She lunged at the Shikamaru, causing him to topple over and fall on the ground. He inched towards the wall, her eyes staring him down.
"Good
morning..."
"What... the hell did you do?" Shikamaru
screamed. He feared the worst; he was known to sleep like a rock. He
once fell off his bed to land on a dull shuriken he had for training.
He woke up with a piece of metal imbedded into his ass.
"Oh
nothing, I just felt uncomfortable in the middle of the night and
changed into something more comfortable... you like it?" Temari
lifted he body slightly so that Shikamaru
could catch a perfect view of her body. It was unbelievably
unscarred, even through all her tough battles.
"Stupid
hormones... why must they betray me now?" Shikamaru groaned. The
lazy Jouuin was even MORE afraid of what would happen if his mother...
or even worse his father barged into him. His mother would just
scream at him until her throat was raw, but his father... His dad
would NEVER let him live this down. He would poke fun of his own son
for having a girl (and not to mention a girl in her underwear) in his
room. Shikamaru liked his dad, they were alike but it's just that
he pokes fun of him at everything. When he goes off sparring with
Ino, he always smirks with the strangest look and always replies with
a smart-ass tone.
"Shikamaru...?"
Temari grinned slyly, dragging a finger up the ninja's torso.
"Kage Mane No Jutsu!" Shikamaru said, it probably wasn't
the most intelligent thing to do, but when a half naked, seductive
woman is trailing he finger up your torso with the most lustful look
in her eyes, you don't do the most intelligent things.
Shikamaru
got up, making Temari do the same. "What are you doing Shikamaru?"
the words struggling to get out. Talking was not a leisure you had
while under the Shadow Copy technique.
"Sorry Temari, but I
got to take a shower, then change, so you'll have to stop what
you're doing." He sidestepped slowly, causing Temari and
Shikamaru to switch places. He dispelled the technique and grabbed a
towel, rushing into the washroom quickly.
As the ninja got
in, he slammed the door and clicked the dinky lock on. "Phew..."
Shikamaru sighed in relief. He threw his jacket and pants onto a
small hook on the door and started to warm the water. His mind was
racing at this point, he knew that Temari can bust the door down
easily but at the same time he was calculating the factor of his
parents in. His father should be waking up in about twenty minutes.
His mother should already be downstairs, making breakfast. Temari had
twenty minutes to do whatever she wants to the poor Jouuin then make
off before Shikamaru's mother sees her (grabbing her son in a very...
Err... disturbing manner) she will without a doubt kill Temari.
Shikamaru turned looked at the small window on the far wall of the washroom. He could climb out, and then come back in another way. It wouldn't be too bad of an idea. His mind calculated many different possibilities, but it seemed like this was the best chance to avoid anything too... troublesome.
Shikamaru put his clothes back on quietly. He threw his jacket to make noise, hoping to convince Temari that he was really taking a shower. He was halfway out of the window when Temari busted in the door, with her huge fan in hand."Shikamaru! I knew you were going to pull something like this!" The Sand ninja screamed, pointing her finger accusingly.
"Crap!" Shikamaru, completely surprised by this course of action fell through the window. He was going to land on hard, dirty... dirt. He braced himself for the impact but he didn't feel pain in the slightest. In fact he landed pretty well, like the ground was shaped for his body... wait a minute. Shikamaru opened his eyes to see Ino, she had caught him, quite well at that.
"Hi Shikamaru!" She said, her eyes clearly stating her wants and needs.
"God I
don't' know if this is any better then my previous situation!"
He sighed, he hopped up and landed about two feet away from the
purple clad ninja. "Sorry Ino... but you and Temari can keep each
other busy!"
"Temari was at your house... how long?"
Before she could even ask any more questions, Shikamaru was running
away, as fast as he could. He was quite fast, not nearly as fast as
some ninjas, but he wasn't slow in the very least.
He had a
feeling Temari and Ino would be screaming at each other for at least
five minutes, at most an hour.
"Need to find back up!"
Shikamaru's inner voice screamed. God damn he wishes Chouji was
alive. Many friends' names popped into his name. Sakura? Hell no,
she'll probably push him into Ino's arms. Neji? No he won't
give a damn if Shikamaru gets horrifically raped in some dark alley.
Kiba? No wait! He's on a mission today. Sasuke? Sasuke's still is
recovering from using the Level 2 Seal. Naruto? Yes... Naruto would
work just fine! Sure they weren't the best of buddies but they
still had a mutual respect for each other.
Shikamaru
racked his brain for the address of the blonde hair ninja. The visual
image popped into his head and he changed course suddenly. He could
see Ichiraku's Ramen place. That means he was close, he remembered
that Naruto had moved his apartment just so he could be close to his
beloved ramen.
"Success!" He exclaimed as he saw the
apartment building in which Naruto resided. He was about to jump onto
the front door when he felt two cold calloused hands clasp onto his
ankles. His world went upside down, everything seem to spin as his
vision was tumbling around. All hope of escape was gone; he was in
the hands of Ino and Temari.
The two grabbed at the Jouuin at
the very last second, at the very same time. He was suspended from a
two-story building, the two female ninjas standing on the edge, their
grip tightening on Shikamaru. They were eyeing Shikamaru with quite
possibly the most deadly glare ever. It wasn't full of hatred or
despise. It was full of something more... troublesome. Their eyes
seemed to be brimming with lust.
"Crap..." Shikamaru
thought about a plan, but everything he thought of lead to him
breaking his neck in a fall or the girls getting so angry with him he
might never live to see the light of day again.
"Shikamaru...
you're supposed to go TRAINING with me today!" Ino said through
gritted teeth, her gaze moving to look at Temari. The sand ninja had
changed into her usual white attire. She seemed to have changed
quickly; her hair wasn't as perfect as it should be.
"I'm
pretty sure you said something to me in the middle of the night
Shikamaru, something about our undying love?"
"You lying
bitch! Shut up!" Ino said, pointing an accusing finger at Temari.
"Shut up! No! Shikamaru you didn't do anything like that did you?" The girl gripped the lazy Jouuin's ankle tightly.
"Ech... Of course n-!" He felt Ino's grip loosen but Temari's grip starting to cut the blood off to his foot.
"I'm very sure that you DID!" Temari said with gritted teeth.
"You
didn't!" Ino gasped, gripping Shikamaru's ankle tighter.
"Can
you girls... please put me in an upright position... all the blood is
rushing to my head." Shikamaru begged.
The two
girls glared at each other then put their target upright.
"Now...
as I was saying..." Shikamaru said, his breath ragged from the
entire running and his ankles in a huge amount of pain. "Kage Mane
no Jutsu!" His shadow grabbed both Temari and Ino, trapping
them.
"Now you two, if I let you go do you PROMISE not to go
crazy and attack each other and namely not attack ME?"
The two
girls eyes shifted to each other, then back to Shikamaru. Their eyes
closed at the same time and contemplated the thought. "Yes." The
two said together.
Shikamaru sighed. "Good!" He was so
glad to get all this troublesome crap over with. He dispelled the
Shadow Copy technique and started for the ramen stand. "I'm
hungry, now if you don't mind..." Suddenly something in
Shikamaru's head clicked. Women... never...ever... keep their word.
He has known this for some time.
The Jouuin gulped and slowly
turned around, Temari and Ino were laughing with the same dirty tone.
"Aw crap..." Shikamaru didn't even bother to struggle, as he
was blind folded and gagged.
Everything was quite disturbing
when Shikamaru's blindfold was lifted. Well it wasn't quite as
disturbing as he thought. He was in his room, which kind of surprised
him but the fact that his mother and father were there, laughing at
their son is what really freaked him out. He tried to move, but rope
bound him tightly to a chair. "Okay mom, dad help me out here!"
He tried moving but the chair seemed to be bolted to the floor or
something.
"Sorry
kid, but your mom thinks this is a fitting punishment for all those
mornings you were late for school. And those many times you skipped
your turn of watching the deer."
"Dad you have GOT to be
kidding me."
"Sorry
son, but have fun with Temari and Ino, they've assured us that you
won't go through as much harm as I did when I was going out with
your mother."
"But you told me you got that scar on your
eye from dating mom!"
"Exactly,
have fun kiddo!" Shikamaru's hope of escape sunk as his father
and mother walked down the stairs, out the door and onto the street.
"Dad... you are a cruel jackass." Shikamaru groaned. This was
quite possibly the most TROUBLESOME thing ever.
Then reality
hit him, where WAS Temari and Ino? They couldn't be plotting his
demise could they? Or worse, planning their date?" Shikamaru was
really trapped between which was worse. Spending a good four hours
being yelled at by the two girls or having a very dull and rusty
kunai forced through his cranium.
Shikamaru
could feel footsteps, a lifetime of ninja training told him that
there were two people walking towards his room. "Crap..."
Shikamaru sighed. Temari and Ino entered the room in their usual
outfit, but with a huge graph in their arms.
"Okay what's
with the graph?" the lazy ninja asked, raising an eyebrow in
suspicion.
"There's only about two weeks left before the
Winter Festival. In that time being, you will be going out with
movies, dinners, that kind of thing. All of it will determine whom
you will go out with in the long run." Ino said, pointing to the
graph.
"For the remainder of the week, Temari will have
you, that means for the next four days she can do whatever she wants
to you... within reasonable terms that we have both agreed on."
"What ARE these terms?"
"We both agreed we shouldn't tell you." Temari grinned slyly.
"Oh you..." Shikamaru held his tongue, afraid of what will happen.
"Alright
then..." Ino frowned slightly, but she wasn't too upset, knowing
that next week, Shikamaru belonged to her, in a sense. Even
Shikamaru's parents agreed to the terms.
Shikamaru almost
wanted to cry, his plans for playing Shougi and Go with Asuma washed
away, he couldn't nap beneath the clouds or do anything else. He
was the most troublesome month of his life.
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