Fragments from the Darkside- Gundam Style

A series of short one-shots revolving around the g-boys and their darkly humorous happenings.

Disclaimer: #1: This is purely the ramblings of StormRaven's poor, sleep-deprived brain. Any problems with this, BLAME HIM!

P.S.(From StormRaven) Bite Me! I would write my own stuff but for 3 reasons: #1-My typing is atrocious. #2-My grammer is abyssmal. & #3-There isn't a word bad enough for my spelling.

#2: Standard Disclaimers Apply: Don't own any Gundam Wing or any of the animes/cartoons/fictional characters/possibly similar to your Aunt Dorothy coincidences herein. They are all owned by people far richer than we. Fuck them too.

Chapter 1: Duo the Serial Killer

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Une looks up from the report with a look of stern disbelief on her face.

"Maxwell, what the hell is this? I sent you out on a simple sanction of a dissadent leader. Explain this,"

she says as she throws the report she was holding on the desk in front of Duo.

Duo recognizes the report as the one that he just turned in on his last assignment. But as he opens his mouth, Wufei walks through the door and peeks at the open report and gets a 'what the fuck?' look on his face. He looks up at Duo with disbelief and says,

"You can't be serious. It says here that you drown the man in a tub full of milk and CrunchBerries and stuck a spoon up his ass. What the hell were you thinking?"

Duo just smiles rather amusedly at his escapade and says,

"But Wuffers, it's perfect!"

A vein ticks in the side of Wufei's head, but he lets it slide, asking,

"What exactly do you see as perfect about this debacle?"

"They'll never suspect it was us! With all the milk and CrunchBerries, it's obvious that it was a Cereal Killing!"

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Stay tuned for more stupidity in Chapter 2!