Fragments from the Darkside- Gundam Style

A series of short one-shots revolving around the g-boys and their darkly humorous happenings.

Disclaimer: #1: This is purely the ramblings of StormRaven's poor, sleep-deprived brain. Any problems with this, BLAME HIM!

P.S.(From StormRaven) Bite Me! I would write my own stuff but for 3 reasons: #1-My typing is atrocious. #2-My grammer is abyssmal. & #3-There isn't a word bad enough for my spelling.

#2: Standard Disclaimers Apply: Don't own any Gundam Wing or any of the animes/cartoons/fictional characters/possibly similar to your Aunt Dorothy coincidences herein. They are all owned by people far richer than we. Fuck them too.

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Chapter 2:Gundam Wing: The NEXT Generation

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The G-Boys have finally gotten tired of the 'Let's go Save the World' kick. But when they go to Une and ask about retirement she tells them that they can only retire on one condition...They have to train their own replacements.

"No prob, Une," says Duo rather cheerfully. "With the Infernal Taskmaster from Hell, ya' know, Heero, that shouldn't take us long at all."

And after about a week, they finally had their new recruits (or victims, as Duo referred to them as) and the training began in earnest. No, the training began in Japan! (Bam! Ignore StormRaven.)

Things were going just fine until week 2 began and they got to the live fire training grounds, where one of the students, an annoying fat little troll of a bugger, finally got on Heero's last nerve. But as he turned to confront the snot-nosed little puke, his gun accidently discharged, hitting the one in the orange jacket, who promptly fell to the ground as a large red spot started coming from his chest.

Quatre turned to Heero, gasping,"Oh, my, god! You killed Kenny!"

Wufei, who was to be replaced by Kenny, looked at Heero enraged, shouting," You Bastard!"

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StormRaven's words of wisdom: Be sure to get plenty of sleep, or you too will write crap juuuust liiiiike thiiiiiiiis!

Stay tuned for more stupidity in Chapter 3!