Fragments from the Darkside- Gundam Style

A series of short one-shots revolving around the g-boys and their darkly humorous happenings.

Disclaimer: #1: This is purely the ramblings of StormRaven's poor, sleep-deprived brain. Any problems with this, BLAME HIM!

P.S.(From StormRaven) Bite Me! I would write my own stuff but for 3 reasons: #1-My typing is atrocious. #2-My grammer is abyssmal. & #3-There isn't a word bad enough for my spelling.

#2: Standard Disclaimers Apply: Don't own any Gundam Wing or any of the animes/cartoons/fictional characters/possibly similar to your Aunt Dorothy coincidences herein. They are all owned by people far richer than we. Fuck them too.

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Chapter 3: The Killing of Morons

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Beavis and ButtHead were standing outside the local OZ recruiting office, watching it burn to the ground, as Heero and Duo came running out of the side entrance.

Beavis pointed at them, saying," Hey ButtHead! Look! Survivors!"

ButtHead, being the only SLIGHTLY smarter one, says,"You idiot! They're not survivors. They're Gundam Pilots! They're the ones that set the place on fire!"

"Oh, yeah. Fire! FIRE!" yelled Beavis as he looked back to the flaming office.

Duo and Heero ran out of the OZ base disquised as a recruiter office to find a couple of guys standing across the street, pointing at them.

Duo points them out, saying,"Heero! We have witnesses! And from the 'OZ Rules' on their t-shirts I can only assume they're new recuits!"

Heero only looks mildly annoyed as he pulls out his ever present 9mm and says, "Mission Accepted."

Bang Bang "Mission Completed."

"Hah, Hah, that was cool," says Duo as they turn and run into the shadows of the burning building.

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And yet another jaunt down Stupidity Lane. Hope you liked it! And don't think it's over yet! Stay tuned for Chapter 4!