Last time on "Mariks Thanksgiving"!

We see that some of the guests have eneterd and many faces are here. Now lets start this thing!

Me: I on teh storyline, NOT the characters.

"WHAT? Your telling me the turkey dissapered?" Yugi screamed out.

"Hey look, I may be able to get another one, but i'll need some tools." I said,trying to calm Yugi down.

"Wait, maybe Yami can help us! Let me just..." Yugi said, grabbing his cell an dialing a number.

"Hello, this is Yami."

"Hey Yami, can you send me a turkey?"

"WHAT? ITS ING THANKSGIVING DAY, HOW IN RA'S NAME AM I GOING TO GET A CAKE?" Yami screamed.

"Look, you get-wait did you say cake?"

"Ooops, I meant WHERE THE HELL AM I GOING TO GET A TURKEY?"

"Look, get the turkey or i'll tell everybody the secret."

"Alright, just hold up!" Yami exclaimed and hung up.

" Hey Yug, what he say?" Joey asked.

"He's going to check."

At Yami's house.

" Lets see...1-223-443-3464...Hello is this Kagome's house?"

"Yeah, this is Kagome speaking. How can I help?"

"Do you have an extra turkey around. even if its been violated or something like that."

"Ummm, isn't that kinda sick?"

"Look, do you have a turkey or what?"

" Don't get so angry, just hold up alright?" Kagome finished saying as she searched for an extra turkey. " Hey mom, do we have an extra turkey?"

" I don't think we do."

"Alright, thanks! Sorry, we don't have an extra turkey."

"Alright, thanks you STUPID ING BITCH!" Yami yelled as he hung up."Lets see...1-345-678-999...Hello is Ken- it, like hell he'll have-What the?" Yami says as he hears something from the other line.

" God damn it Kenny, I told you I...wont...give...you a CHOCOLATE BAR OKAY!" Cartmen yelled.

"MmMmmmMmmmmM!" Kenny said.

" What, did you just call my mom a ball ing bitch? DIE KENNY!" Cartman screams as many curse words were yelled ending with the legandary. "OMG, YOU KILLED KEN-(Line gets cut off)

"Damn Cartman. Alright now...1234556778...Hello is this Frylock?"

"Yeah this is him. who is-Wait, is this Yami? I haven't heard from you since...Well, since the chainsaw wars. How the hell have you been?"

"Pretty well. Hey do ya have a turkey?"

"Nah, just nachos and drunks he-Meatwad get that thing out of your mouth!" Frylock finished saying as he hung up.

"Shit, there is only one other person left!" Yami said.

At Marik's party.

"Where is the ing turkey?" Yugi yelled.

"Look Yug, just hold up. I'm hungry and you don't see me complaining."

"Yeah, but you ate like 10 bars of soap! That can cause... Soaporosits!" Tristan told Joey.

"Thats an old wife's tale!" tea told Tristan.

"Why the are you in my confersation?" Tristan yelled at Tea, bitch slapping her."When we need some ed up "friendship" speech, then you talk."

Back at Yami's house.

"Ummmm, is X here?"

"Who wants to know?"

"Don't you remember? Its me, Yami!"

"Oh Yami? Thats you? Should've guessed." Zero spoke.

"Do you have an extra turkey with ya?"

"Yeah why?"

"I need a turkey sent to Marik's house."

"Were outside there right now! We decided to bring another 4 turkeys!"

"Wait, this ISN'T THE HOUSE PHONE?"

"Nope, this is his cell. Look we'll give the turkey's to Marik right now alright? See ya." Zero said, hanging up.

"Oh thank Ra that Yugi is not telling my secret!" Yami said has he turned on the T.V.

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"Yeah, finally!" Yami exclaimed, putting his hand down his pants.

At Marik's party.

"SOMEONE OPEN THE DOOR!" Marik yelled.

End chapter.

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