Once upon a manga book, there was a cast of Fruits Basket. In Fruits Basket, there were people. Some slightly nicer than others (cough, Kyo, cough). ahem. As I was saying, people were in Fruits Basket, but there were also the people outside, the people who were reading Fruits Basket. Some people on the outside were, how shall I put it? Slightly obsessed about certain characters of the manga, like me. Now, just because my nickname is Kitty-Chan, doesn't automatically mean that I like Kyo. (It just means that I'm just as crazy and violent as he is, that's all). No sire! I had my eyes fixed onto two unsuspecting men already……..

At the Sohma's house, 11 PM Friday night

Kyo was curled up into a ball sleeping in a corner due to the whole 'it's raining' factor, Yuki was asleep ontop of a Haru, who was sleeping over at the time, Shigure and Ayame were sleeping on the couch after watching some crappy movie, Aktio was in Shigure's bed for the fact that I want him to be, and Tohru was finishing up cleaning the kitchen (yes, I'll make her clean the kitchen if I want at 11 in the night!). While they were doing all that good shit, I was doing even better shit of my own.

At Kitty-Chan's House, same time, same night

"Yes, get over, my house right now!" Short pause. "I don't care if you have to kill your one or both of your parents to get here, just do it!" Hangs up. Calls back. "And bring smarties with you, we're gonna need them to make it through this..." Hangs up for real.

"Oh, smarties? You really don't think we're actually gonna need to take those, now do you Kitty?" "Ducky, you have no idea how much fun this is actually going to be once Cowie-Dono and Momiji get here. I'm gonna take it up to myself to have the most fun of all of us with our new play toys. Hehehe." Goes over and runs her nails down the cheeks of two of the sleeping Fruits Basket boys, who are (as of right now, that is) huddled in a corner of Kitty's bedroom, sleeping.

At Kitty's house, 12:30 AM, next early morning

DING-DONG. Short, impatient pause. DING-DONG, DING-DONG, DING-DONG, DING-DONG, DING-DONG, DING-DONG, DING-DONG, DING-DONG!

"So, they've been out there ringing the doorbell for about an hour now, should we let them in?" Ducky asks, taking her hands off her ears, annoyed with having to hear DING-DONG for the past 3,600 seconds of her short-lived life. "I guess so, I mean, we don't want to wake the boy toys up, and I'm kinda annoyed with the whole DING-DONG sound affect going on. Or we could just unplug the doorbell and get some sleep, all the while leaving them out there to freeze, and have beef in the morning….." Kitty then started to day (or night) dream about what she would do with the beef in the morning. "mmm, we could have hamburgers, and steak, and ribs, and oh- hamburger helper….." "Or we could just let them in and get high off of snorting smarties, but hey, it's your choice…." Ducky chimed in. Kitty's eyes bulged open. "GET THE DOOR, HURRY, THE SMARTIES MIGHT BE IN PAIN FROM THE COLD!" Ducky just rolled her eyes and ran for the door as fast as she could, with Kitty trailing shortly behind her.

When Ducky opened the door, she was greeted with two pretty pissed-looking faces. It wasn't pretty when Cowie-Dono started to yell, either. "WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU TO BEEN! MAKING OUT! Wait, don't answer that. WE WERE STANDING OUTSIDE FOR THE PAST HOUR WAITING FOR YOU TO IDIOTS TO OPEN UP THE FRICKEN DOOR FOR US! IF YOU WOULD'VE WAITED A MINUTE LONGER, I WOULD'VE KNOCKED THE DOOR DOWN, AND MADE MY WAY IN!" Then her eye started to twitch, which was just plain creepy.

At Kitty's house, 1:00 AM, same morning

Only after they were let in, the smarties were made sure they weren't in pain of any way, shape, or form, which took awhile because Kitty and Ducky had to hand inspected each one, did some real fun begin.

"Ah, I think it's about time to snort the smarties, now, doesn't everyone agree?" cued Kitty. Ducky was the first one to answer, "Hells ya!" Cowie-Dono hesitantly agreed, and Momiji just said "no-thanks." But, well, we all knew that Momiji wasn't gonna get out of the fun, so we all pinned her to the ground. Cowie was on the bottom, holding down most of Momiji's weight, Ducky was in the middle, but still on Momiji, making sure she couldn't move her body or her head. And Kitty was on the top getting, the smarties ready to be snorted. Just as Kitty was about to shove the smarties inside Momiji's right nostril, the front door to the house burst open. At the door, was Kitty's 17-year old brother, Roland. And man, let me tell you, the look on his face was priceless.

Inside her head, Momiji was thinking, 'I think I love you. You just saved my right nostril. Thank you ever so much!'

Kitty just looked up at her brother and went, "What the hell, are you doing home? I thought you were going to be out all night playing poker with your friends!" Rolanda just kinda stared at us for a minute, wondering what's going on, and then finally answered, "I am, it's just that I forgot the alcohol- it's my night, god don't fuck a cow or anything!" Kitty and Cowie quickly exchanged smirked glances at each other. Momiji piped in," Ya, know, the last time I checked, alcohol was illegal in New York for people under 21…" Rolanda defended himself, "Ya, well the last time I checked, snorting smarties wasn't all that healthy for you." Kitty, Ducky, and Cowie just stood there and made faces at Rolanda like 'I'm gonna gut you' or 'I'm gonna kill you.In your sleep.With a very large knife.' Until Rolanda got the alcohol he needed and slammed the front door closed.

At Kitty's house, 2:30 AM, same morning

After finally finishing what the three girls were doing to poor Momiji's right and left nostril, they were way beyond sugar high. That's when Ducky gave the idea to bind and gag the boys so when they wake up they can't move or try and wake the others. Somewhere along the line, makeup got involved, as did the boy's dignity. All of the boys, including Akito, had enough makeup on to look like an ugly prostitute. But of course the girls got pictures of it as blackmail against the boy toys. Just after the pictures were taken, all of the girls were standing in front of the guys, admiring their work. Out of nowhere, Haru's eyes flicked open slowly. The girls watched even more intently. This was going to be great. Haru's eyes popped open as big as saucers when he found out he didn't know where he was, let alone why he was bound, gagged, and had makeup on for.

"Wherv da fcuk av i!" Haru tried to yell through his gag. Kitty took this as her cue, "you, my hot friend, are now in my world……….."