A/N: Hello, peoples! Kitty-Chan is back for round two! Takes a bow. First thing-I just noticed that my mom reads some pretty interesting books. First of all, there's I'm Watching You, which kinda freaks me out because they'res this really huge and ugly eye on the cover that's just kinda staring at you. The second book is the one I like better. It's called: High On A Hill. And I don't think they're talking about elevation there, if you know what I'm talking about-Ohohohohohoho! (Snorts more skittles-lol) Oh ya, someone reviewed and said that Momiji is a guy. I know that. The Momiji I'm talking about is my friend. I'm sorry for the mix-up. Well, I have my skittles and My Chemical Romance blasting, so let's begin, shall we? Yes, yes we will.
Kitty's house, 2:00AM, same morning
The girls smiled very evilly as they watched Haru. "Wherv da vuck vam I!" Haru restated. He just sounded so funny. Like a little German. Like the wine. The girls laughed, but of course. "Hey, we have some pizza cooking, would you like a piece? I can even feed it to you, if you want me to!" Haru inquired, winking when she was done. "Hey! I called dibs on him first!" Kitty said. "No-I did!" Ducky piped in. Momiji just stood there and shook her head with disgust at the whole thing. While all the girls yelled, screamed, scratched, and had girly fights with one another, and Momiji busy trying to pry everyone of each other (ohohohoho!), Haru quickly got his hands untied. When he was done, he just stood there and waited for the perfect moment to make his getaway with. Then he thought of Yuki. "I can't leave him here. He's sure to be molested or raped by one or more of these girls. Plus, if I save him, maybe he'll reward my with something special, like his virginity or something along those lines. Yeah, his virginity would make a great reward. If only I could place it above my mantle…hehehehehe." The girls just stopped what they were doing and stared at Haru, some with disgust, like Momiji, others with confusion, like Cowie and Ducky, and others with pride, like Kitty. "He's my hero! He loves sexual things, JUST LIKE ME!" Kitty cheered. Haru kinda just realized that out loud, "whoppies?" he just said. Yuki started to stir. His eyes flicked open. "Wherv the vuck vam vi!" he screeched. "This is going to be one long……...morning. I'm gonna go get the hard stuff, make sure they don't move or no good shit for you!" Kitty said with boredom coming from her voice. Ducky suddenly perked up, "You're gonna go get the skittles? Already? I thought at least you'd wait until 8 until you brought that hard of stuff down here….." "Yeah, well I need the finer, higher quality of Skittles of get high off of right now….don't tell those guys anything while I'm gone. We'll just explain it once they all wake up. But we'll have the most fun with the last person who wakes up, though…" Kitty stated in a very determined voice. Momiji was now curious, "You make it sound like in order to get to your room, it's like a five-hour trip or something with the way you're talking." "Lover #4, explain it to her. If I don't come back down here by 2 hours, call for backup." Kitty shouted running up the stairs, taking her gun out of her holster all the while. "'Kay" Cowie said then started to explain, and even Haru and Yuki listened to this. "Kitty's room, it's a dangerous room. Very violent indeed. You see, her room was once a nice, healthy room. But then she was born and moved into it. Now it's as messy as hell and you can barely move while you're in there. I've gotten lost in there, believe me. It wasn't pretty, either, seeing as I had to use the bathroom at the time. But out of nowhere, like out of Kitty's dreams, a disco ball came out of the ceiling and disco music started playing somewhere is the distance, maybe by the door. In the end, the disco light made it so I could see my way, and the music made it possible to tell where the door was. I was saved that day from Grease music. God how much I love that shit now…." "That was such a beautiful and sad story, Cowie!" Ducky said, wiping a tear from her eye. "I find that highly disturbing." Momiji stated, staring at Cowie-Dono like she was high. Oh, wait! She was high, so never mind!
At Kitty's house, 3AM, same morning
Soon, they all got bored making fun of Haru and Yuki about how their makeup looks on them. Next up on the list, stuffing the boy's faces with pizza. Hey, ya never know, maybe they'd be lucky and get the boy's blind or some other jackpot like that! From the upstairs, they heard a gunshot go off. "It looks like she made it to her skittles stash so far. She's doing excellent on time so far!" Cowie said, surprised at the time after looking at the time on the clock above the mantel. Momiji looked scared. "You mean, she's only made it to her closet after an hour! And why did we just hear a gunshot for!" Ducky just shook her head with annoyance. "Because, Momiji, didn't Cowie just tell you! Because her room is deadly and messy. And plus, in the closet is her skittle stash, which obviously means that she has to protect it with her life!" "Ok, I knew she had a stash and protected it pretty good and everything, but why again did we just hear a gunshot for!" Cowie asked, now scared with Momiji. Ducky rolled her eyes. "Because, she has attack dogs and trap doors, and all that good stuff as a shield in front on it. So she obviously has to shoot down all the dogs before she can get to it, no da! Though, I do have to wonder how much on dogs she spends in a year….I bet she's on a first-name base with the seller of them, though…." Shigure was now wide awake, after hearing that Kitty was killing dogs, I mean, come on, he is the dog after all…" "DAMN IT! GET OFF ME; DON'T HUMP ME, YOU IDIOTS! HEEL, MINI-ME, HEEL!" they heard Kitty scream with fear in her voice. Then she ran down the stairs at full speed and behind her was about 20 dogs chasing after her like she was a juicy piece of bacon. She got into the family room and shut the door-just in time. They heard huge thuds against the door, and then some whimpering. Kitty stood there and panted for a minute before speaking, "I wonder if they hate me because my name it Kitty? Oh well, I got the skittles, everyone. We're gonna have some fun using this on the people who are sleeping hehehehehe" she added, taking out a bottle of shaving cream and a feather. Then she saw Shigure, "Oh, hello, welcome to your home for the next couple of days. Or weeks, whatever." Shigure just kinda sat there all tied up and said, "Oh well at least my captors are girls. Teenage girls, for a fact. This is gonna be like a vaction for me…." And he emphasized the teenage part quite a bit………..
