A/N: I noticed that I seem to like to update everyday (let's see how long that lasts for!). I even told Cowie-Dono during gym that I wasn't going to update it today, but look how that turned out. And I'm really hyper because I just ate some French chocolate that was made in Sweden, which is strangely odd, but whatever… I hope you enjoy this chappie, and remember Ducky-Dono- you're my SFPISPTG!

At Kitty's house, 5:00AM, same morning

"So," Kitty started to say, "I hope everyone's hungry because I bought some special food for all the Sohma boys!" "That would be lovely, Miss, um…" "First off, I'm married, get it right. That's why I have a ring on my left pointer finger for. And second of all, just call me Kitty." Kitty said (no da!). "Ah, um, ok then..." Yuki finished. "Good, now that that's settled, who wants to see what they got first?"

Silence. "Any takers? Anybody?" Silence again. "Ok, then, it looks like Kyo's gonna go first then." "What the hell! Why do I have to go first for!" Kyo interjected. "Because I said so. Anyways," Kitty takes out a TOPS bag and searches through it, finally reaching what she wanted and pulls it out of the bag, "This is especially for you Kyo, its Meow Mix®! Seafood flavored, no less! My cat loves this shit, so I thought you would too, figuring you are a cat and all!" Kitty says, and then throws the whole 3.15lbs bag at him. (All of these comments are true. My cat really does love Meow Mix®, the flavor he likes is Seafood, and the bag really is 3.15lbs.-I checked-lol!).

Kitty smiled wide and waited for Kyo to thank her. Everyone else in the room (besides Kyo and Kitty), took a few steps back and hoped she wouldn't be killed. Kyo kept staring from the bag to Kitty and back again. Cowie made a suggestion to Kitty, "Hey, Kitty would you like some flowers at your funeral?" Kitty shot an evil glare at Cowie before saying, "Who wants flowers when they're dead? Nobody."

Finally, Kyo made his move for the young kitty-cat. (It gets a WHOLE hell of a lot OCC here). "OMG! Thank-you so much! I love this shit! And you picked just the right flavor, too!" Kitty smiled HUGE (like the Fucillo guy, who, by the way, is REALLY annoying). "Oh, I can warm you up a bowl of milk to go with it! Would you like that?" Kyo smiled, (shocker) and said, "Of course, now just hug me so I can be a cat and enjoy this even more!" "'Kay!" Kitty said and hugged him, getting a big POOF all the meanwhile. Then she went into the kitchen and came back about five minutes later with a bowl of hot milk.

At Kitty's house, 6:00AM, same morning

After everyone got over the initial shock of Kyo actually being nice, they all ate what Kitty bought for them. Shigure got some Bacon Bites®, Haru got organic grass (do they even have that?), Ayame got a dead mouse, and Yuki got some leeks. The girls had coffee to try and keep them awake at least for a little bit longer. Plus, Kitty's parents and sister were vacationing in Las Vegas (but I bet whatever happens there, WILL DEFINITELY NOT stay there), so she had the house to herself. (Her brother went on a road-trip to Mardi Gras with a few friends). The last words her parents said to her were not to have any parties or guests over while they weren't there. Just shows how much Kitty cares for her parent's demands and how big of an attention span she has (it's microscopic!).

But the best part of the girl's short-lived lives was watching Kyo change back into his human form, on the kitchen floor. Yummy. He got dressed in the bathroom can came back out into the living room, where the rest of the group was playing charades with Aktio's body. Shigure had Akito on his lap, trying to make it seem like he was doing something wrong. The group kept shouting out answers like "Blowjob!" or "Erection!" and perverted answers along those lines. Until everyone finally gave up. Then Shigure revealed what he was trying to do, "He's being spanked, since he's been a bad boy!" Everyone laughed and Ayame went up next.

Ayame was just about to do a hint for his act, when Akito woke up. His hands and mouth were undone for this skit, so he pushed away from Ayame's grasp and slapped him across the face. "Where the hell am I?" Akito asked in a harsh voice. Cowie and Momiji explained, and Akito didn't take it entirely that well. "What? I want to go home, where medical attention and Hatori are standing nearby. Now." "Um, I don't think I can get you back home right now, but I could get Hatori here for you." Kitty offered. Cowie-Dono got extremely happy, and said, "HATORI! HATORI IS HOT! GIVE ME HIM RIGHT NOW!" Kitty got an anime sweat drop on her forehead, and said, "Ohm, sure, why don't you help me out with this then, Cowie?" "OK!" Cowie shouted enthusiastically (holy shit, that's a long word!), and Cowie and Kitty made their way to a bookshelf. Kitty pulled on a book and it opened up to the Fruits Basket world. "Wow, that's real original, Kitty!" Ducky said, dripping sarcasm from every word. Kitty mocked her words and then pulled her and Cowie into the Fruits Basket world with her. Minutes later, they came out

carrying a VERY unconscious Hatori with them.

At Kitty's house, 6:30AM, same morning

"Do you think he will ever wake up?" Shigure asked, while standing over Hatori's body like everyone else. "I don't know; we had to drug him up pretty good to knock him out." Kitty answered. "Ya and you also had to hit him over the head with a table lamp, too, Kitty…" Cowie added in. Kitty sweat dropped while everyone stared at her. "You're not helping, Cowie…." Kitty said in a musical voice. While they waited for Hatori to wake-up from his drugged and abuse enriched slumber, Momiji put in a Matrix DVD and everyone watched. For about 5 minutes, that is, before Cowie had to turn it off because Akito kept interrupting it, while asking what was happening. For usually being a quiet person in general, boy was Akito annoying when it came to confusing movies. You could tell that all the boys couldn't tell what was happening from the constipated looks on their faces, but I mean, come on, they at least they took it like men, not complaining to stop it every five seconds and asking what just happened there!

With all the screaming at yelling at everybody at how stupid they were, of course Hatori woke up, no da! He hit the top of a book over Ducky's head for all the Japanese swearing she was doing. "Oh, hello there, Hatori. Nice morning, isn't it?" Momiji asked. "Hn." was the only reply they got from him before Cowie-Dono was draping off his arm. "Hey, hots-stuff, whatcha doin?" Cowie asked, with sexuality coming from every word of her dirty mouth. Momiji, Ducky, and Kitty all had to pry Cowie away from Hatori. "Hey! Whatcha do that for!" Cowie whimpered. Kitty rolled her eyes with annoyance before answering, "Because, I don't want to explain to my parents where and why you got pregnant with a twenty-eight year old's child." "HEY! I would NOT have had sex with Hatori!" Cowie defended herself. "SURE you wouldn't have, Cowie! Just like my mother will call me and let me have a party while she's gone!" Kitty said with sarcasm.

Just then the phone ringed. Kitty let it ring twice (so it wouldn't make her look desperate- duh!) before picking it up. "Hi, Kitty speaking, how may I help you?" Short pause. "Yes, everything's fine mother." Longer pause than before. "Really? Are you sure that's ok with you and dad?" Medium-sized pause. Everyone has their eyes on Kitty. "O-K, then, mom, thanks! I love you too, bye." Kitty hangs up phone.

"So what was that about?" Ducky asks. Kitty answers, "My mom called to tell me that I could eat their French cheese that's in the fridge." "That's IT!" Momiji asks? Kitty answers yet again, "Of course not! She said that I'm allowed to have a party while she's gone." "That's kinda creepy." Ducky says creeped-out. Kitty laughs a bit and then says, "So, when you and Hatori have sex now, remember to make him wear a condom!" Cowie was offended, "Hey- I WAS NOT going to have sex with him, anyways! And even if I did, I would already know to bring a condom, I'm not that stupid…." Then she sunk back into the couch and sulked while Momiji, Ducky, and Kitty laughed their small asses off.