A/N: Ok, I realize that I haven't updated in… 1 month, 1 week, and 2 days (I think). I'm sorry-I just kinda ran out of ideas at the moment. And then I decided to reread my story for some strange reason, and I got inspired to update- Go me! For more fun, and off-beat crap, I got married to Ducky-Dono and Cowie-Dono in March (I think), and I just got married to Sango 4 days ago-YAY! And I hope my Easter-Bunny gets a lot of rest after she just finished up delivering shit-loads of candy and eggs to kids all over the world!

At Kitty's House, 7:00AM, Same Morning (If I'm correct, that is)

"Cowie, can you come out of the closet? We love you, you know!" Kitty said softly, because Cowie locked herself in the closet, still mad at us over the whole Hatori thing. Strangely enough, she locked Hatori in there with her. Not gonna have sex with him my ass!

"Promise not to… m-make fun of me a-a-again first!" Cowie said in between suspicious breaths of air. "Fine, whatever, but you're making it hard for us to promise you that when you're locked in there with him!" Ducky squealed (I love that word) from the other room (hey- I don't think they' red be a closet in the family room now do ya? I didn't think so either!)

"Ok, we're coming out of the closet then." Cowie stated rather seriously, not realizing how she just worded that. Kitty started laughing, and even Ducky, who was even in the other room, heard it, and was laughing as well. As Cowie and Hatori came out of the closet, Kitty approached Cowie. In a very reporter-like way, Kitty said, "So, when did you first realize that you were a lesbian?" Cowie arched her eyebrow, "WHAT!" Momiji stood in the background as Ducky answered her question for Kitty, "You said you were quote-'coming out of the closet' and then you walked out of the closet. You brought it on yourself."

"Yea, you did." Kitty slyly said and then got really close Cowie's face, "So, How's it finally feel to be open and free?" Cowie rolled her eyes with disgust and pushed Kitty away, making her fall on her bad wrist. I can't put exactly what I said on here but it kinda goes like- OWWW MOTHER FKER, THAT HURT! SON OF A BIOTCH! Among other profound words as well, but Kitty wants to keep this a now 'K+' ficcy, and if I changed it to a now rated 'M' ficcy, we wouldn't just be swearing in there- it'd be other, more, eh….mature things-and I don't wanna lose Cowie, who wouldn't ever be able to read it with her parents around-lol. Ahem, let's continue the story now, shall we?

Cowie said 'sorry' to Kitty, and helped her up off the floor (That sounds kinky!). Now, during all of this, you may be wondering where Akito, Haru, Yuki, Kyo, Ayame, and Shigure are. (Hatori's with us, remember? Good.) They're all with Ducky in the living room doing god-knows-what. So Cowie, Kitty, Momiji, and Hatori all go and see what they're doing. And let me tell you, it's not pretty. Pillow feathers everywhere, furniture turned over and scattered all over the room, the CDs were all broken and shattered (and believe me-that's a lot of CDs that my dad has- over 300 of them).

And that's not all. Haru is on the floor, on top of Yuki, probably trying to rape him and keeps saying, "I'm gonna exhaust you!" in Yuki's ear. Then they're is Ayame, who is trying to get Kyo in one of his dresses that magically appeared from nowhere- and so far, Ayame's winning- he has the pink, poofy dress over Kyo's top body. Surprisingly enough, Akito is just lounging on what's left of the couch, with Ducky, and eating a slice of left-over pizza. Akito being nice? Scary, I know.

Kitty's mouth hung open at the site in front of her. Momiji gave her a pat on the back, and saying, "It could be worse, ya know." Then there was a huge 'CLUNK', and the lights went out.

"OK, that was so not me" Ayame said. "You just had to ask, didn't you, Momiji?" Kitty sighed. Just then, someone came up behind Kitty and whispered seductively in her ear, "I think we need to intermingle soon…" "Ducky I love you too, now can someone please turn the lights back on?" Kitty said, sounding very annoyed at the moment.

There was a click and a "Let there be light" before the lights actually turned on. The sight in front of Momiji's eyes was highly disturbing. Ducky was on Kitty's back, still whispering perverted things into her ear. And to make it worse, Kitty was purring. That's just wrong. "Ok, I've had enough of this, I'm outtie." "Fine, but if you're gonna go, take one of 'em with you. We can't control all of them right now. Bring him back when you're done with him." Ducky sighed sadly.

So Momiji left the brick-speckled house with Ayame in tow.

At Kitty's House, 8:30AM, Same Morning

"That's so sad!" Ducky cried. "I know! We can't find that stupid scrabble game anywhere!" Cowie yelped while looking under the couch for the sixteenth time. But the girl's found a much, much better way to have fun. They used the boys as their personal slaves to clean up the room while they went out to Blockbuster to rent a movie. They told the boys to clean up the room by time they got back, or they weren't going to be eating anything today, and then set off for Blockbuster.

At Blockbuster, 9:00AM, Same Morning

"FINALLY! We're here at last!" Kitty cried out after having to walk for a full 30 minutes. Cowie and Ducky agreed and Cowie inquired, "So what kind of movie are we going to rent?" "Horror!" Kitty sang. Cowie and Ducky just starred at her. "What?" Kitty asked. "We are not getting a horror, movie, Kitty!" Ducky said. "And why not!" Kitty questioned. "Because even if Kitty likes it fast most of the time, you have to take it slow once in awhile." Cowie answered. "Fine. Then what are we going to get?" Kitty asked. Ducky chimed in, "How about we get a chick flick or something to annoy the guys with?" "Sure, but which chick flick shall it be then?" Cowie inquired. "I think How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days will suffice. Plus, that way we can watch someone name a penis Princess Sophia." Kitty requested while chuckling. "Okay then!" Ducky said, and then started to look for the movie, which wasn't hard to find at all. So, Kitty paid for the movie, and they started on their long (ha) journey home.

At Kitty's House, 10:00Am, Same Morning

The door opened, and the girls walked in, looking very tired. They threw their coats anywhere they could find a space in the closet, and made their way to the now-clean living room. "So, you guys picked a good movie for us to watch I hope" Haru assumed. "Yep, you'll love it. We can all watch it right now." Kitty said, making her way over to the TV and popping the DVD into the DVD player (no da!). Then everyone sat down on the couch and started to watch the movie. When the title said How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days, the guy's faces dropped immediately. "You're telling me that we cleaned this whole room just to watch this shit!" Kyo barked. "Yep, and you better enjoy it too, you son a ma bitch!" Kitty bellowed before getting more comfortable in her seat-which was between Ducky and Haru. Boy, this was going to be one hell of a long day…

A/N: I'm sorry that it was short and sucky, but I had to make it quick- I wanna go outside while it's still warm out! Please make me one happy kitty by pressing that little purple button done at the bottom of the screen! Remember, A review a day keeps the doctors away!

I love you all,

XOXO,

Kitty-Chan