Yay! I got more reviewers! I love all my lovely reviewers! And Kat, thanks for the review. Calm down, and I'll get you a Snickers bar later.
Kat: Oooh, gimmie! Gimmie candy bar now!
Me: holds it out of her reach will you promise to be good?
Kat: Yessss, we promissssesssss, no - I promissse. I promisssssessss to ssserve the Missssstressss of the Ssssssnickerssssss!
Me: lowers it down slowly
Kat: grabs it and smacks it against a stone, and starts chowing down without removing the paper (singing) the rock and pool, is nice and cool, so juicy SWEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
Me, and I'm sure everyone else: Oo
Ok, so, thanks reviewers, and have a great day!
Oh, and here's something that I've been forgetting a lot lately: Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Not even my own mind. That has been copyrighted by Kat and Co.. I think...
Chapter Four
Artemis blinked as he stepped out of the helicopter onto the large field, and winced. Well, the storm had stopped, but it was still wet. And why did the moon have to shine so brightly tonight?
Butler quickly got out, checked the perimeters, and came back. "Well, Artemis," he said, "no sign of them yet."
"They'll be here soon," Artemis replied, trying to convince himself, more than anyone else. He had worn his best suit for the occasion: dark tan, with a red handkerchief in the breast pocket. His penny loafers were starting to get dirty from the mud of the field.
'Where are they?' He asked himself silently, and hoped to God that it wasn't a mistake. He had spent too much time and planning for a mess-up now. Besides, he had practically ruined his reputation back home, what would everyone say, once they had discovered that the infamous Artemis Fowl II had made the biggest mess-up in his career?
But then, Juliet came out, and pointed. "Look! I think that that's them!"
Two figures were coming out of the wood bordering the field, but then they stopped.
Butler couldn't help himself. It might be a trap. Hadn't Artemis thought of that? "Are you armed?" he called out.
"Does funky knives and things count?" The answer came floating back over the field, from the girl with the trench coat. She looked as if she was being reprimanded by the other girl. Butler wasn't convinced, but Artemis cheered up considerably. Black hair? Check. Love of Ancient ways of killing instead of modern machinery? a perhapsady check. Hmm, can there be a connection here? He hoped so. He loved to say "I told you so!" It was just so much fun.
The girls hurried over, across the muddy field. One of them had long black hair, and the other brown, but he could figure out which one was Emily anyway. She had the exact same bone structure, and the exact same shade of black hair. She had seen more sun than he had, so she was a bit darker, but the resemblance was startling. She wore blue jeans, and a red and white striped turtleneck with a black "Linkin Park" tee shirt over it, and a flowing black trench coat. Sort of scrappy next to his best suit, but then again, she didn't know what was going on.
He gazed deeply into her icy blue eyes, and she into his deep blue eyes.
Instantly, he could see that she knew her life would soon be changing. He smiled. She looked so beautiful by the light of the full moon.
The other girl stood there and watched them. She was obviously their fairy. He could tell by her eyes, the way that they danced and looked like a feline's. Just as she said that they would. "Emily," she said, "meet your twin brother, Artemis fowl."
Emily nearly died when she heard Kat say that. Twin brother? How could she have had a twin brother and not know?
She turned to Kat, but stopped. Kat was beginning to rapidly change in front of her. Suddenly, a black panther stood before her, and then into a brown haired, brown skinned imp, covered in what appeared to be blood, and then back into the Kat that she always had thought she had known.
Everyone, except the boy said to be her brother, was absolutely stunned by the sight. He laughed. "That will do. I think you've scared everyone else here. Your payment, in full." He handed over a thick wad of Fifty dollar bills.
Kat laughed. It was not a happy laugh. It was the kind of laugh you make when someone is tricking you out of something, and you don't like it. She took the money, and looked at the boy, said to be Emily's twin. "Oh, no, Fowl. I'm planning to come with you. After all, this young Fowl needs a Butler."
"And if I'm not incorrect," she continued, looking over to juliet, "If I'm not incorrect, This one here," she went over to Juliet, and stroked her cheek, "was the last one at the Lodge. And she has Mrs. Fowl to look after. Oh, what a pity."
Butler put his hand on his Employer's shoulder. "Artemis, I'm not sure."
Kat laughed evilly, and suddenly, she turned into a dark red - um... demon? - and started to form bright red balls in her fists. Emily remembered her and Nick joking around about fireballs, so she guessed that was what it was.
"Seriously, do you know what I can do to you if you do not let me come? Surely..."
But then Emily finally gained her voice back, and whispered, "Let her come."
Everyone stopped, and turned toward her. "What did you say?" breathed Kat.
Emily then cleared her throat, and said louder, "Let her come. I'd rather have someone there that I think I can trust, wherever 'there' may be. Let her come."
The punky girl chuckled and whispered to the Big guy, "Humph... she talks like a fowl already..."
Emily frowned at this statement. "I'm not a bird."
The boy laughed at this, and said, "Of course not. I am Artemis Fowl, and you, my fine lady, are my twin sister. Emily Fowl." He then turned toward Kat, who had turned herself back into the human that Emily knew, and he asked, "And just what are you going to disguise yourself as?"
Kat then morphed again. She kept her Kat's catish characteristics, but got some others, such as slightly flatter nose, bigger muscles, and darker hair.
She said, "I'm going to be her... um, butler. Kat Butler. I have the training, I just didn't get it at the same place... So lets be off before it's too late.
And with that, they all piled into the Fowl Helicopter, and took off.
end
Yay! Funness!
ok, now for the sugar game!
um, look at the top. no, not of the story, of the VERY top. If you can guess what movie Kat got that from, you get one heart. If you get the character who says it, you get two!
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god, I don't even know what I'm typing anymore! I need serious mental help! and ideas to stop the stupid mental breakdowns will be cool! (not to mention well appreciated!)
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