I walk in Demons R Us. It is disgustingly dirty-as usual. Just because it suits demons, doesn't mean it can't have any sanitation. Heh, lower class demons. Those suckers.

"Se-Sesshoumaru-sama! I-It is an honor to have your presence here o-once again! W-would you like a-anything?"

The clerk is getting over excited again and is stuttering. He always does. It annoys the heck out of me-why must I be the only person in this damned world who knows how to have a flawless conversation?

"I am looking for boots and armor." The clerk gasps and points to an isle with a trembling finger. Then he rushes away as if he's afraid. Heh, good. I like it when people are afraid.

I walk past several isles. I see the usual customers. Hiei walks up to me and asks me whether he should buy the black or the black. I'm starting to think I'm the only sane (and pretty) one here. Kurama is in another isle and, fortunately for him, isn't in his Youko form. That poser. Sometimes he's pretty, little, flower girl and others, he's vicous, Sesshomaru-wannabe foxy man. Oh how I hate him. I'll have to remind Jaken to add him to my list of.. "Future-victims". Although, I probably won't have time, dealing with Jaken and Rin. Ever since I took in those two, they've been looking at me all googly-eyed and as if I were some kind of attatched, loving parent. As if.

All right, maybe Rin's okay. But not Jaken-definitely not him.

I see the clay wench is in the playdoh section again. She's fixing one of her arms that were sliced off from Naraku. She never learns, does she? No matter how hard she stabs that piece of green playdoh into her stump of an arm, she will never completely attatch it.

.. Speaking of a stump of an arm, I'm still pissed at Inuyasha. That asshole is really getting on my nerves, popping up everywhere like that.

Not everywhere, you sicko.

Ewww omg I can see Naraku's ugly head peeping out of one of the isles. He needs to wash his hair-he looks like Snape from Harry Potter or something.

... Malfoy was so hot. He could kick Potter's ass anyday.