Anyway, so I'm walking down the isle and now I see that Kohaku biotch. That bastard tried to kill Rin-I will make sure he pays.
But not today. I have much more important things to do-like buy armor and my precious boots.
FINALLY, I get to the boots section. Ahh sweet glory. Soon I will be happily reunited with my-no. Nevermind, I'm never happy. Or at least that's what everyone else thinks. Kukukukukuku!
My last pair of boots are illuminated by a godly light and I can just see myself wearing those lovely accessories right now.
But what's this! Naraku is taking my last pair!
"Naraku, what do you think you're doing?"
"Ah, Sesshoumaru, we meet again."
"Unhand my boots, you disgusting fiend. I do not wish to fight."
"It takes one to know one, Sesshoumaru."
Now a bunch of demons are crowding around me, screaming, "Ooooh! You got served!"
.. This is really starting to annoy me.
"Naraku, I will give you one last chance merely because I pity the way you will look after my anger takes a hold of you. Now hand over the boots."
"No way, Jose!"
Naraku is using corny lines that are even older than me. That biotch.
Oh, I know what I'll do. Teehee this will be fun.
"Fine, Naraku. Keep those boots. After all, you'll need them to improve your image due to your bad eyeshadowed face."
Naraku has a shocked look on his face, then a look of pain flashes through his eyes.
Haha, this is funny.
"Se-Sesshoumaru! You will never get away with this-we'll meet again!" Naraku is now taking off with his hoard of demons as if he's trying to copy my fluffy Goku cloud. But his cloud is ugly, unlike mine which is shiny and fluffy (but not as fluffy as my pelt which I've named "Fluffaz" kukukuku)
"Dammit, Naraku, how many times have I told you to stop blowing holes in my roof!" The clerk yells. If he thinks Naraku causes a lot of damage, wait till he sees my half brother, Inuyasha. That half breed would destroy the whole store for all I care.
So now I have my boots. I need to go get my armor, though. It's getting late and Jaken has probably already run out of stories to tell Rin. Rin gets hyper when she doesn't have anything to occupy her. And hyper Rin is scary Rin who loves to torment Jaken.
I'll take my time.
