INUYASHA! OO!
He's picking out armor (that looks exactly like MINE!) and he's trying it on! THAT POSER!
"Hello, dear brother."
He finally hears me with his half breed ears and slowly turns toward me with a horrified expression.
"Se-Sesshoumaru."
"I didn't know you wore armor, Inuyasha."
His eyes start shifting around then he throws himself out of a nearby window. That baka.
Now I'm at the register (and it's five o'clock, which means that Jaken is probably too mentally scarred to save). A demon cuts me in line-oh no he didn't!
"What do you think you're doing, you sad excuse for dirt?"
He turns and looks at me with really scared eyes. He should have thought about who I was before he cut me. Now he shall pay.
"L-Lord Sesshoumaru! I didn't think you were in line!"
I draw my sword and kill him, but no one notices-after all, this is a store for demons. Anyway, I'm Lord Sesshoumaru, the hottest demon lord of them all. Mufufufufuufufufu..
Wow, Sara's at the cash register. I thought she died?
"Lord Sesshoumaru! Pleaseeee let me come with you to travel! Please! I came back to life for you!"
She sounded a lot more noble when she was dying, but this is just sad.
"You don't want to make a mistake."
"Oh, but it's what I want!"
This woman just won't quit, will she? I guess I have no choice. I slam fifty dollars (armor and boots are surprisingly cheap in the feudal era, since there's no government) and run for it.
Holy crap she's gaining! She must have sold her soul to more demons! I quickly dive into some bushes near a hot spring but am soon bombarded by my fans.
Now one of them is petting my fluff! Noooooo!
Running again. This time they'll never catch me!
Those demented ningen women better stop following me, or else they'll find their heads up their
"Sesshoumaru-sama! What took you so long? I was worried.."
Great, it's Rin. She's adorable and all, but sometimes she just gets on my freakin nerves. Why, I remember the last time we walked into a toy store. Never again.
"Rin, not now."
"But Sesshoumaru-sama!"
"Rin."
Rin pouts and walks away sadly. That won't work on me this time. Oh, no..
.. She's turning towards me.. I know what's coming..!
PUPPY EYES!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
"All right, Rin, what do you want?"
"Can Rin please dig up Jaken?"
Oo. Wait. What?
"Rin, where IS Jaken?"
Rin points to a pile of dirt with two green arms sticking out.
Funny. I didn't notice that before.
"Yes, Rin, you may dig Jaken up."
... My life is so effed up-I should have gone to college..
.. Now Rin is running around me in circles TT
Make the spazzing stop...!
I know that in one hour, I will be driven crazy by her unnecessary ranting.
1 hour later
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(... Mary's "lamb" seems like a stalker, in my opinion...)
