"What are you grinning about?"
"Is it illegal in this house?"
Ivy glared daggers at him, brown eyes flashing red. "Perhaps Zack."
Zack laughed, slinging an arm around his 'big sister'. "The women are felling for me!"
Cloud looked up from his book, frowning. For a moment Zack felt sorry from him. Unlike Zack, Cloud was not so lucky with women. Many teased him.
Ivy blinked. "Well Mr. Flame I'm afraid I have yet to drop dead for your damn sexy good looks, so carry your muscled body and your baby face right out to the kitchen and tell someone who cares: Mainly, Fox and leave Cloud and I be. We were in the middle of a discussion before you came in."
Zack laughed, flopping down on the bed next to Cloud. "Bout what?"
Zack snatched the book from Clouds hands, turning it over. " 'The Planets Unsolved Mysteries'?!" Zack laughed, flipping it over to read the back. Ivy was looking purely amused. Cloud was smiling.
"Oh, Cloud look! He couldn't be bothered to pick up a book before, but when it comes to bothering us in the middle of a theory Mr. Zack thinks he suddenly can read!"
Zack gave her a glare, his mouth still curved in a smile. "Ha ha Ivy. 'Weapon, Jenova, Ancients, the secrets of Cosmos Canyon, Mysteries of the mountains and more!'" Zack burst out into more laughter.
"What the heck, this is garbage." He handed it to Cloud. "But course, Miss Ivy wouldn't think so, would she? Got her head lost in the Clouds, cant see that some LOON published it."
"Zack I'm giving you till three to get out. One"
"Naw. Wouldn't notice. Wouldn't care. Her and Porcupine over here," He patted Clouds back, " Wouldn't care. Both to loony themselves."
"Two."
She never said three, just lunged at him. He slammed to the ground, suddenly bursting out in fits of giggles.
"s-s-"
"Zack! I warned you, you dip wad!"
"I-I- stOP!"
"I'm NOT a loon, you hear me you batty boy!"
"I-NoT a loon. Gotcha!"
"NOR is Cloud!"
"C-ClouD. No-NOT a-a LOON!"
He was trying hard to push Ivies tickling hands from his stomach. Useless. It did no good.
"You will NOT try to kill me again."
"I-I neveR said I was dead sexy!"
"You implied it you cocky, cocky boy!"
Cloud was trying to stop his fits of giggles.
"Y-yeah…"
Ivy's hands stopped and Zack caught his breath, chest heaving up and down. "No-not dead Sexy." He suddenly grinned.
"But you thought so!"
"What?!"
He winked," Hey babe, want to ditch this joint and go get us some beer, maybe a little fun."
"Oh you were so NOT flirting with me!"
She again attacked him with her tickling hands.
"I prefer CLOUD over you, you nasty nasty thing. If anyone here is worth ANYTHING its him! Good looks, brains, and damn, he is not obsessed with WOMEN!"
"I-I- You can HAVE him! I-I don't want you either! I-I got a girl!"
"Good for you, loony bird!" Ivy stood, grabbing Zack by his jacket collar and picked him up, tossing him out the door.
"now, if you don't mind, Cloud and I are going to finish what we started!"
Zack let out a whistle. "Feisty aint you. All alone in the bedroom. FOX!"
Fox was behind him, having toppled from her chair in fits of laughter at the site.
"Ohhhh! You're a sick, demented child!" Ivy glared. "Get your damn mind from the gutter!"
With that, the 19 year old slammed the door. Through it Ivy called, "And it's ARENT you poor grammar fool!"
