Dear Duo,

Seriously. CLEAN YOUR ROOM! It's a mess. You have a mountain of clothes at the end of what was once known as your bed, you have a tower of pizza boxes, and worst of all the bacteria in your room is starting to evolve into intelligent life. I could've sworn that the colony on the windowsill waged war on the colony on the computer chair. Duo, that's getting sick. Oh, not to mention your trash can ate one of my shoes, your bookshelf might have a cold it's always sneezing, your closet is a black hole and your dresser is the dictator of the knick-knack village. I'm losing my mind Duo. You can't find anything in your room. Nobody remembers the color of your floor, or if you even had a floor. It a myth. And before I have to go, your lamp has a crush on me.

Don't worry she or he (it) doesn't have a chance with me,

Heero Yuy

Ps Quatre wants to say hi:

Hi Duo. Sorry to hear you're grounded to your room, but it was awfully nice of you to volunteer to clean my house. We've had a shortage of help there with the transportation robberies. I wish I could talk more, but I have to go, and try to fix the computer.

Quatre Winner