Dear Heero,

Do you know how boring it is to always write 'Dear Heero'? From this moment forth I shall say 'D-BM'. It shall stand for 'Dear Big Meanie', because that's what you are. I the so called 'colony' on the windowsill is actually a continent, and the one of the computer desk is actually an alternate universe. It's really weird actually in that universe Kennedy shot the John guy. Or was it Lincoln? I don't know. But the bookshelf is being tried as I write by the overdue library books. And the lamp says 'Hi. See you later.' Heero… what's that supposed to mean? Are you seeing… um… it later? But I can to find everything in my room. My pensil is being held captive by the evil overlord pensil sharpener, my remote for my DVD player is on a date with the remote for my stereo, and my shoos are, well lets see, you enter my closet, turn left at Wasn't Here Blvd., go till you can to a fork in the road, and choose the left (you don't want to see what's down the right), reach the kingdom of hangers and go to the museum. They should still be on display. I figured since I'm NEVER supposed to leave my room, that I wouldn't need them. So this proves I don't need to clean my room.

*blows kisses*

Duo Maxwell

Ps Tell Quatre I have the modern art statue of pensil shavings waiting for him. Thanks a ton.