Dear Quatre,

Hey my little Arabian butt scratch. Long time no hear... thanks to me. I'm sorry I'm unable to make it to your house anytime soon. Thanks to the lack of transportation, again thanks to me. I'm unable to clean your house. Maybe Trowa or Wu-bear could help you. You should ask them. You never know. They could walk. Well, I don't know. I have to clean Heero's room, so I have to go see if the desk can fit in his closet.

Talk to you later butt scratch,

Duo Maxwell