Chapter 2: Sensei Snow White and the 12 ninjas and Goldylocks? Or not.

To be followed with full disclaimer

Night soon came and she shivered and shook from the cold. Her feet hurt from walking and owls had started hooting making the forest rather spooky. Fortunately she soon spotted a small cabin tucked back in the woods she hurried toward it she knocked on the door. A brown haired woman with green eyes opened the door a slit.

" Hello I have been traveling by foot all day. Would you be so kind as to allow my stay for the eve in your home." The princess smiled in a friendly manner the woman called over her shoulder.

" Well what do you think boys?"

"Yeah let 'er in." said one voice

"Nine." one growled

"snor…" said another the girl turn back to other once the general consensus was yes.

" Why don't you come in." she said and opened the door all the way. The princess saw twelve short men dressed in black nothing but a slit a cross their eyes were showing. One lay the on wood floor snoring up a storm another two move gracefully in synchronized in form, four sparred while one lay unconscious from the and another lay moaning. Another sharpened his shuriken grumbling and one meditated by the fire another studying a text. As for the woman she wore a full black skirt with a black gi top with red stitches and a white apron over it and had a wooden mixing spoon in hand her wavy brown hair was pulled up in a pony tail and her ear were adorned with rose earrings she towered over her.

"hi I'm snow white" she said bowing her head and examining her.

"Pleased to meet your acquaintance. I'm uh… I'm serenity" she said curtsying properly.

"Nice to meet you serenity." She the short man who had previously been reading a scroll tug on snow whites skirt for attention. He kneeled before her and bowed

" Master will you instruct me in the 3rd dan form?"(AN: sorry I only remember a little bit from tae kwon do which I took (way back) during middle school) he said intensely.

"Sure one sec." she set the spoon down in the kitchen and walked back out into the room. She motioned for the princess to take a seat. And came into stance then did the form her skirt swishing as she did it was graceful and beautiful not to mention fiercely vicious. She completed it, not one mistake and in skirts. Serenity looked at her with awe while she taught it to the ninja. After snow white finished she offered serenity some food. Eventually she fell asleep on the floor next to the fire. She rose unexpectedly early she yawned a stretched and trotted to the kitchen she found so food left there for her by snow white with a note to her she took the food and quietly crept out the door. She walked for awhile and saw a blue haired girl calculating the trajectory of her golden ball it landed near a frog who shoved it down a shallow well. The blue haired princess begged for him to get it for her but replied with a request in return 'only if you share your food and pillow with me for four nights' she agreed to as she need to finish her research on gravity but upon discovering the ball beslimed in sludge left to go clean it with the frog hopping after her. She continued to walk and soon night came once again. She tried to scout out shelter but found none she attempted to lose consciousness to the world of dreams but failed and resolved to keep traveling by night. Several hours after sun down she spotted a little brick cabin. She approached it quickly and knocked politely after getting no answerer she frowned knocked progressively faster attaining the level of frantic pounding which the door yielded to swinging open she carefully stuck her head inside it was warm and homey though rather messy. She smelled food her eyes darted and she sniffed the air for clues she had eaten all of her food a long time back her stomach growled loudly confirming this. She spotted three large bowls she approached them they were ramen. She tasted the first one she panted and spit it out. 'Way too spicy.' She went to the next bowl it was cold and nearly congealed and quite flavorless to boot she swallowed the bite with a gulp in any case and moved to the last bowl it was quite warm and tasty she gobbled up quickly. " I think now I'd like to sit down now and she left the table and sat on the first one she climbed into the chair and looked down ' this one is too tall ' she thought and slid out of the chair and to the next 'this one is too squeaky' she thought as she stood and made her way to the next chair she collapsed on it and a leg broke off she sat shocked for a moment and stood and looked at the chair ' I suppose I should fix that… but I'm really tired.' she yawned confirming this " I'll fix it in the morning." she yawned and turned her back and walked to what she thought was the bedroom. "G'night." She said to no one in particular and went into the bedroom there were three bedrooms each with a bed inside she tried them the first was too hard it had felt like she was laying on cement, the second too soft she had nearly been enveloped by it as she sunk in she had fought frantically to get out and she made her way to the last bed and collapsed on it simultaneously falling into deep sleep. Five hours later three furry looking individuals made their way back to the cabin.

"Baka don't you know " shortcuts always lead to long delays"."

" Shush you agreed with me at the time "

"Look the door's open" the shortest said

"baka I told you to lock the door it just isn't safe anymore these days not even in the middle of no where, look a thief probably got into our house the shorter one growled and stepped in the house cautiously

"Look! My ramen! My ramen has been eaten from." the tallest bellowed

" Mine too" the other one previously nagging him said said.

"But they ate all of mine " the shortest lamented rubbing the bowl against his cheek his eyes closed in mourning for his breakfast.

"look the chairs to."

"Mine is broken." The shortest screeched. They went to the bedroom to see if anything was amiss there.

" Hey mine has been slept in." The tallest intoned in and outraged voice.

"Mine too" the other said in an annoyed voice.

"Someone is still sleeping in mine."

"Nani!" the others to said in unison and scrambled to the other door there lay a beautiful gold haired woman. The stared her eyes fluttered open and saw three dark shaggy figures looming at the door and screamed.

"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" She screamed

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" The three figures yelled in unison.

" Lions? No… tigers? No… bears? oh my!"

" We're not bears! We're pigs, we're just wearing fur coats. Where is your coat it's quite cool outside you know?" one who spoke shiny black hair another shoulder length white blond the last had long brown wavy hair.

"I'm lost."

"That still doesn't explain the lack of coat. Look… we all have really bad hangovers and we want our beds back."

"Yeah." The others said slightly delayed but in unison.

"So out you go" and they shove her out the door.

"Please let me stay atleast 'til first light. I know how to make prairie oysters." She yelled frantically into the door still held open a crack.

"Trust me meatball head we definitely know how to make those. We've probably made that one way more times than you unless your boyfriend and friends drink every night."

"They do not! My Husband Endymion drinks seldom and he can hold his liquor!"

"Jeez meatball head you're married what are you 13."

"I'm 16 you idiot."

"What is your husband, 16 as well or is an older guy in his 40's perhaps?"

"He is 20, thank you very much. Look I don't have to stand here and take this crap."

"That's what I've telling you meatball head now head on home."

"Erg have I not told you that I'm lost and cannot go home."

"Tell you what there is a wall not far to from here, to the north, where Humpty de Dumty took spill off of not to long ago. And right now all his kings horses and all his kings men are still investigating for possible homicide or building defects so maybe one of them can tell you what to do. G'Night meatball head." He said and slammed the door. She shivered.

"Which way is north?"

Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon or Snow White and the 12 dwarves or Goldylocks or The Three Pigs or the Wizard of Oz or the one with the frog prince and the golden bauble and the princess whom has to let him sleep on her pillow and eat of her plate for four nights and then the curse from the witch would be released and he'd be turned back into a prince. Events, persons, or lines that seem similar however are not a coincidence.

-this is a quote from a book by JRR Tolkien