Duo,

Duo Maxwell, you little American prick! Why'd you have to go and do that to Quatre! He's hiring a bunch of hit men, you idiot! He was even stopping at my dojo earlier looking for recruits for his army of manslaughters. Just give him back what you stole from him. AND RETURN THE COMMUNICATION YOU JERK! It's an injustice making us pay for what you did. Now be fair and apologize to Quatre. One piece of advice to you:

Don't make enemies with a guy who can slice you,

Chang Wufei


Author Note: I know, I know… Army of Manslaughters isn't in Quatre's personality, but it was that or having cry to somebody. I thought this was more interesting.