Trapped in TOY'S R US: Chapter 2

A/N: Thanks for all those reviews! Now I feel a little better about continuing my story! Now as I promised, Felix's group is to appear in this chapter so bring out those tissues! ^_^

Isaac: All right! Who took my easy bake oven mitts?

Mia: Okay Ken! Let's go to the tea party!

Isaac spots Mia with the mitts and walks over to her.

Isaac: Mia! Give me back my mitts!

Mia: (Growls like a lion)

Isaac: I mean it!

Mia: GET OTTA HERE YOU NEANDERTHAL!

Isaac: Yes, ma'am.

Ivan: AH!

Garet: Ivan? What's the matter?

Ivan: I saw a big head!

Garet: Big head? Where?

Ivan: Right there, near the tonka trucks!

Garet and Ivan walk over to the tonka section and see something moving.

Garet: What the heck is that?

Ivan: I don't know!

Garet: EW! Look at it squirm!

Ivan: KILL IT GARET!

Garet: I'M NOT TOUCHING IT!

Ivan and Garet: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Felix's head pops out between two trucks.

Garet: Huh?

Ivan: Felix?

Garet: What the hell are you doing here?

Felix: (Hisses) Let me tell you a story. (Hisses)

Ivan: Why are you hissing like that?

Sheba: (In a creepy yet raspy voice) Because I told him to!

Garet: GOOD LORD MAN!

Piers: In other words, we've been stuck here for three years.

Jenna: We've been living here!

Ivan: I don't get it. TOY'S R US has been opened a lot of times, how come you guys have never been able to escape?

Jenna: It's actually a hard story.

Flash back

Felix: All right, I'll try sneaking out of here. Then you guys can follow me.

Felix walks to the entrance then a hobo walks up to him.

Felix: AH!

Hobo: If you want to get through then answer this question.

Felix: Okay.

Hobo: Name one food that you'd bring on a picnic.

Felix: Um....potato salad?

Hobo: SHOW ME POTATO SALAD! (Points to an empty parking lot)

Both of them pause and Felix walks away slowly.

Back to reality

Jenna: It's really complicated.

Sheba: Yeah, Felix doesn't like to talk about it.

Garet: Then how ere you guys able to survive?

Piers: By finding whatever came out at night.

Garet: With roaches and rats? Guys! Is this the way you want to live your life?

Jenna: I always made the dinner!

A huge snarl is heard in the background.

Ivan: What was that?

Sheba: That's the appetizer!

Garet: .....appetizer?

Felix: Yeah! Ever since it escaped, we've been trying to hunt it down to eat it!

Ivan: And you say you made it with cockroaches and rats?

Piers: Yep!

Big steps are heard coming closer and closer to the gang.

Garet: It's getting closer!

Felix: (Hillbilly voice) We's a eaten tonight! YEEHAW!

Sheba: Let it here our cry! WOOLOOWOOLOOOWOOLOOO!

Ivan: (Whispers in Garet's ear) This a load of barnacles...

Garet: It was your idea to come here in the first place!

Ivan, Sheba and Jenna go after the "appetizer" with rifles and torches.

Piers: Morons......

Ivan: As for you Piers, it seems as you're as healthy as ever. How did you survive?

Piers: (Glares at him) If thou want pain, then thou shall give HIM pain!

Garet: I didn't get it......

Isaac: AH! HELP ME! SHE KEEPS ATTACKING ME!

Garet: What are you doing here, Isaac?

Isaac: Mia is attacking me!

Ivan: But she's not even here.

Mia: COME ON ISAAC! YOU GET YOURS!

Isaac: She has my scent and everything!

Ivan: Come on Isaac, she does not have your scent.

Mia: I CAN SMELL YOU FROM A MILE AWAY!

Isaac: You've got to help me!

Piers: All right, I'll take care of Mia. The rest of you...hide!

Isaac: I don't know Piers, maybe we should all hide.....as a matter of fact, you were a brave soldier.

Mia runs into Piers.

Mia: PIERS! MOVE OUT OF MY WAY!

Piers: If thou want pain, then thou shall giveth thee pain!

Mia: You're right, I can live with that!

Piers: You can?

Mia: Yeah! (Punches him in the face.)

End of second chapter

Well, wasn't that crazy? Well please R&R and I'll put the next chapter up! Just give me an idea and I'll see if I can do something with it. Maybe put it in the story?