Chapter 3: Gonna Getcha', Gonna Getcha'!

A/N: I'd like to thank Pro Blade (Can I call ya that?) for that wonderful idea! Hehe! This will be a very evil chapter. By the way, I don't own the idea of robbing the store, Pro Blade does! I just own the insanity! ^_^ Anyway, I'm gonna say this.....I don't own GS or GS2 or TOY'S R US!

Everyone was in Isaac's party was sleeping on the ground, as for Felix's group they were too busy catching the horrid appetizer, on the other end of the store. Besides all of that everything was fine. The End.

GOT EM! Yeah right!

A couple of hours later, a screech was heard from the front of the door. You can probably guess who it was.

Piers: Hm? Does anyone hear that? Sounds like a freakin screech.

Isaac: that's Mia snoring, Piers do us a favor and get back to sleep.

Mia: I don't snore!

Isaac: Please, that "appetizer" is still running around the store because of your snoring!

Mia: Grrrrr! (Attacks Isaac again)

Isaac: Not aGAIN!

Garet: (Talking in his sleep) No.....no.......you can't lock me up! I'm not crazy! The keebler elves ARE real! I'll prove it, someday! (snores)

* The keebler elves are those little elves that make those cookies on commercial *

Ivan: * Sniff, sniff * What's that smell?

Garet: Probably Piers. He hasn't used the bathroom in three years.

Piers: You weren't supposed to tell anyone!

Garet: I forgot!

Piers: You forgot huh? (Attacks Garet)

Garet: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

Ivan: Someone's....in the Care Bear section! I must go now......I'M COMIN' GRUMPY!

As for the burglars....

B1: Come on hurry up!

B2: Shut up! I'm trying to take my time.

B1: For what?

B2: Ah! Finally, it is complete! The leader of the pack. (Holds out the last Grumpy care Bear)

B1: What the heck is wrong with you?

B2: Shut up! If were gonna steal, then we might as well get what we want.

B1: I guess you're right. I might as well get the rest of those Ken dolls.

B2: Please! That is so gay.

B1: What about care bears?

B2: What about care bears?

B1: It's gayer!

B2: Your mama!

B1: Th-that was mean.

Ivan: HEY!

B2: Great, now the cabbage patch kids have come to life.

Ivan: What's that that you've got in your hand?

B2: Grumpy, the LAST Grumpy Care Bear.

Ivan: How many you have?

B2: All of them, especially the platinum edition. You're a care bear fan too?

Ivan: Sure am, I have all the Care Bears especially the platinum edition, and I'm part of there fan club. And I'm the club president.

B2: Ah! You're all talk!

Mia: Has anyone seen my Ken doll?

Ivan: Mia! Go away, I'm busy now.

Mia: YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME IVAN!

B2: Yo, shut up!

Mia: Hm? BURGLARS!

B1: Hey! I found a Ken doll on the floor!

Mia: Ken? (Twitches) HAND IT OVER YOU SECOND RATE HIPPIE!

B1: You can't tell me what to do.

Mia: GRRRRRRR! (Attacks the burglar)

Ivan: Mia! You shouldn't do that! Hold him for me.

B2: Well, I have the last Grumpy care bear!

Ivan: You WORM! HAND IT OVER!

Isaac and Garet walk over.

Isaac: You know, I think it's only the water adepts who attack poor defenseless animals like us.

Garet: Yeah, one thing's for sure, you'll never catch one of us attacking people.

Ivan: GRRRRRRR! (Attacks the other burglar)

Isaac: You were saying?

Garet: What the heck is going on here?

Sheba: WATCH OUT! IT'S THE APPETIZER!

The appetizer runs through the aisle and sucks the burglars up in its blubber.

B1: WAIT! WE WILL BURY YOU......

Felix: Oh dang it! We hads it right where we's wanted it!

Jenna: Well, maybe we'll try again later.

Piers: Oh God, give it a rest already!

Garet: I'm not even gonna ask what just happened.

Mia: I got Ken back!

Ivan: And I got.......NO! Grumpy's ears have been cut off!

Felix: I guess the appetizer got a hold of it.

Ivan: Grr.....you! This is all your fault Felix! If you hadn't been chasing that abomination then none of this would have happened!

Felix: Well, just to tell you. We kind of used the rest of your care bears for bait.

Ivan: Grrrrr.......(Attacks Felix)

Felix: OH MY GOSH!

Isaac: Well since were all telling the truth here, Mia, I buried all your Barbie dolls heads underneath the store's floor. Was that okay?

Mia: (Glares at him) You know the drill Isaac.

Isaac: (Sighs) I'm comin.

End of third chapter

A/N: Was it funny? I dunno, but please review and I'll put the next chapter up. Give ideas if you'd like! By the way, you should read another one of my stories, it's called Link's Final Adventure for anyone of you Zelda fans! No, duh it's on the Zelda section! But I highly recommend that you go to, Bio page and look for the title there. It's 9 chapters long, but each chapter is a little short. It should only take you 10 minutes to read the whole thing. (Yep, it's that short!) Anyways don't forget to review!