Chapter 4: The Appetizer

A/N: Sorry about not being able to finish this story and all...i tend to forget about things like this...so, i will make this chapter a whole lot funnier...if I can that is to say. So here's chappie 4.

Garet: So...after giving you three days to figure out how to get us out of this place...you still haven't come up with the answer? HUH? twitches

Isaac: Still talking to Fortune-Teller Barbie, huh Garet?

Garet: Now...for the last time...tell us how to get out of here!!!! pulls string

F.T Barbie: You'll have lots of fun jammin' in Jamaica!

Garet: What the...?

Isaac: Just let it go Garet, Barbie dolls were only meant to be crap.

Garet: I guess you're right.

Garet and Isaac walk away.

F.T Barbie: glares at Isaac You will pay!

Ivan: sniff sniff

Mia: Ivan, get over it! It's just a stupid doll!

Ivan: No, I'm not crying over Barbie...I miss Grumpy...sniff sniff

Mia: looks at Ken doll and sighs Here....you can have my Ken doll...

Ivan: looks at the doll and takes it Hm...eats doll

Mia: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Ivan: spits Ken doll out Geez Mia, next time you hand me somethin, make sure it's edible. walks away

Mia: growls and mumbles Remember Ivan...I am your father!

Garet: Isaac, I'm gonna go use the bathroom...be right back. walks away

Isaac: All right then...well there's nothin to do...except play with my Nintenduu 64! (yes...nintendUU)

Breathing noises are heard in the background.

Isaac: Ew...what smells like a never bought product? looks around Hm...oh well...goes back to playing

???: Oh, Isaac...?

Isaac: Huh? Wh-who's there?

???: You've been a bad boy...treating our kind like a dogs chew bone...well, now you will pay for all the suffering you've caused my cousins, nieces, and grandma's!

Isaac: Hey! Whatever happened to nephews and grandpa's?

???: Silence!!!! They don't make alot of them anyway...

Isaac: Who's they? turns around AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

F.T Barbie: MY CREATORS!!!

Isaac: You...you can't speak!

F.T Barbie: Oh, but we all can!

Isaac: Who's w--

F.T Barbie: Silence!

Isaac: shivers What do you want from me?

F.T Barbie: All the years when Barbie's were famous have ended now....because of your technology...and...and fried foods! Now everyone wants to play with Nintenduu's and...and Play-on-a-Station 2....and...and the Xsquare!

Isaac: I think you mean Xcircle--

F.T Barbie: I DON'T CARE!!!! They ruined a girls love for a Barbie...and now...we're being thrown away...and sometimes by simpletons getting our heads pulled off and burying our bodies!

Isaac: Heh...rubs neck with hand yeah....how cruel...huh?

F.T Barbie: If no one can appreciate Barbies anymore...then no kid can ever be happy! Me and my army will destroy all the things in this store! And then all the kids will live in misery and woe--

Isaac: Um, sorry but I've gotta laugh cuz you said "woe". Is that even a word?

F.T Barbie: Yes...it is a real word!

Isaac: Boo! Not funny!

F.T Barbie: I am not a brain washed comedian! I am your new leader!!!! And I shall get rid of you FIRST!

Isaac: Wait! You're still appreciated!

F.T Barbie: By who?

Isaac: Actually, the correct phrase is "by WHOM"....unless you're--

F.T Barbie: ANSWER ME!

Isaac: gasp My stupid friend Mia!

F.T Barbie: Of course...she took down you and your bald headed friend when you destroyed any of her Barbies...excellent...

Isaac: Hey! How do you know it was us that destroyed the other Bar--

F.T. Barbie: I am fortune teller Barbie! I know all!

Isaac: ...geez...what an ass...

F.T. Barbie: I shall look for your girlfriend...and command her to destroy every toy store in town!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! disappears

Isaac: Hey! ...what's wrong with Nintednuu?

Meanwhile...

Garet: Hm...this is the most hardest obstacle any man or women has ever faced in the history of...uh...facing things...now...which one...holds up tow bottles Soft soap? Or Crystal clean? Heh....hey i know! You two shall duel and whoever is the last man...uh...or woman standing shall be the most cleanest soap EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! Now...takes out Yu-Gi-Oh cards DUEL!

Er...Meanwhile...

Ivan: I should've thought of this years ago! Making a kindom made of Care Bears is a fabulous hobby for me! ...Now one last Bear...and done! Whoo hoo! Now I'm gonna install chips into my Care Bears heads to they can obey my every command! walks away

Good lord...anyone not doing anything stupid???

Mia: brushes Barbie's hair 100...101...102...103...104...and 105! Done! Now you can go to the ball with Richie!

???: Mia...?

Mia: sniff sniff Hm...type...63021A....gasps YOU'RE FORTUNE TELLER BARBIE!!!!!!!!

???: Uh...yes...you know your Barbies...don't you?

Mia: Heck ya...but what's with the question marks replacing your name?

???...uh...sorry...

F.T. Barbie: Thank you...now...Mia, how would you like to own your very own Barbie army?

Mia: Huh...? They alread came out with military Barbie?

F.T. Barbie: You fool! No they haven't...but good idea...how would you like to own a Barbie doll army and own all the Barbie dolls in the world?

Mia: drools That'd be....awesome...

F.T. Barbie: A dream come true, wouldn't you say?

Mia: But...you can't talk...

F.T. Barbie: ...join me Mia! And together we will have all the Barbie dolls in the world!!!

Mia: Nah...as much as that sounds good...I'm on the side of good...so...sorry..

F.T. Barbie: Think of the possibili--

Mia: Nope...

F.T. Barbie: But--

Mia: No can do.

F.T. Barbie: But you can just--

Mia: NO!!!!!

F.T. Barbie: Ah, screw it! Install the command chip into her brain!!!!!!

Mia: What?

All the Barbie's in the store climb on Mia. One of them takes the chip and tapes it onto Mia's forehead.

Mia: eyes turne a flahsing red Must...destroy...technology...and fried foods...

F.T. Barbie: Yes! Now let operation: D.E.S.T.R.O.Y commense!

Surfin' Barbie: What does that stand for?

F.T. Barbie: What are you, stupid? DESTROY! Moron...

Meanwhile in the bathroom...

Garet: in a girly voice I put my Red eyes black dragon in defense mode! in a manly voice Ha! Crystal! You fool! puts a card face down

Note: I've never played the card game before...nor will I ever intend to...it's just after seeing a couple of episdoes of Yu-GiOh, you can't help but make fun of it.

Isaac: Oh no...Mia is in trouble...and we're all gonna get killed! Oh well...continues playing Nintenduu 64 AW! Come on Merio! Don't make me sick Bowow on you!

End of Chapter

E/N: Well...i hope that was funny enough...please review and I'll put the next chapter up!